(Shizuo): alright, Izaya, what’s it gonna take for you to feel loved? What, you wanna get married? You wanna live happily ever aft-
(Shizuo): what? What did you just say?
(Izaya): you asked me to marry you, I’m saying yes.
(Shizuo): no, I meant when you said that-
(Izaya): what? Now you don’t wanna get married?
(Shizuo): no, I guess-
(Izaya): we’ve only been engaged 15 seconds and you’re already getting cold feet.