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Husband/Father!Jisoo/Joshua

here comes another addition to this series in which my grammar is atrocious, enjoy everyone and tell me what you think!! :) xx


• FINALLY AFTER )382)38278372748273 YEARS I BRING YOU HUSBAND/FATHER!JISOO/JOSHUA
• our boy jisoo proposed to you in the most romantic way possible you died a little inside
• he had taken you out on a date for a walk beneath the stars because your boyfriend is a cheesy little shit and the whole night he’s extremely nervous && when u hold his hand it’s all clammy and sweaty and ur lowkey like ew what’s up w u
• little did u know that he was super nervous about the fact that he was gonna propose to you!!????????1?1?1?
• so anyways, the two of you were walking underneath the stars being gross and cheesy (but u love it) when jisoo ‘noticed’ a little theatre thing that had a stage in it and all and was completely packed with people
• at first you were like “noo babe i dont wanna, let’s just be together by ourselves” bc you knew that he would easily get recognised in that room and you wanted to spend some quality loveydovey time with him *barf*
• but after some persuasion (and it was so easy to persuade you bc how could you say no to those pleading cat eyes) he managed to drag you into the theatre
• and for some reason, he was dragging you with some urgency, as if he wanted and needed you to be in that building?? hmmmmmm strange??? 
• and for some other reason, you saw familiar heads of hair that strangely looked like the hair of the seventeen members??? 
• joshua seemed to have recognised them too because he steered you the other direction n was like oMG IS THAT EXO???!?!?!?
• this night was just getting weirder and weirder hm
• turns out, the theatre had had an open mic event in which anyone in the audience could come up on stage and sing whatever they want
• the idea was intriguing to you, but you wondered why jisoo wanted to you come here so badly since he wasn’t all that confident in singing by himself in front of large crowds of ppl
• however, after a few performances from other people, you looked to the side and realised your boyfriend was gone?? and !! where did he go?
• then a massive scream was heard and you looked on stage and you along with the rest of the audience noticed that THE joshua hong was standing on that stage, guitar in hand, preparing to siNG A FREAKING SONG EFHSKJFGSKFEUFH
•he began to play and sing with that honey sweet voice of his to the song of sunday morning and you swooned so hard bC THAT WAS THE SONG HED SING TO WAKE YOU UP EVERY SUNDAY 
•  but then all of a sudden, he stopped singing and everyone was like o no what’s wrong?? especially you, you were worried af
• “y/n? get up here”
• you freaking froze because o no u were not gonna go up there and embarrass yourself in front of everybody
• BUT PEER PRESSURE BROUGHT YOU UP ON THAT STAGE, PEER PRESSURE MAN
• once on stage the two of you began a duet, hm strangely to the song of marry me by jason derulo ;))))
• it was going fantastic and the whole crowd was digging it sm 
• until he stopped playing guitar, causing you to stop singing but he continued to sing ILL SAY WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEE as he goes down on one knee
• I SWEAR THAT I WILL MEAN IT ILL SAY WILL YOU MARRY MEEEE as he pulls out a ring
• AND YOU SAID YES WAY BEFORE HE FINISHED AND YOU TWO HUGGED SO HARD AND EVERYONE WAS SO FREAKIN HAPPY AND THEN BOOM ALL THE SEVENTEEN MEMBERS APPEARED AND YOU WERE LIKE OH M G IT WAS YOU GUYS 
• ALL IN ALL IT WAS AN AMAZING DAY 
• woo that was long
• moving on
• when preparing for the wedding he really lived up to his name as gentleman joshua as he refused, freaking reFUSED to make any decisions - big or small - without you
• “here y/n try this” *stuffs face w food*
• “here y/n how’s these chairs?” *makes u sit on every single chair*
• “hey y/n what’re your thoughts on inviting the members-”
• “HONG JISOO R U INSANE” 
• despite that he’s SO into his wedding planning like he wanted everything to have been discussed and thought out and everything to be PERFECTION for his special day
• WEDDING DAY
• despite the major and detailed planning, the wedding went wrong on so many levels.
• the weather was windy as heCK
• joshua lost his peice of paper that held his vows
• you threw up before the wedding because u were so nervous
• but in the end, the weather worked out, joshua remembered his vows and you felt muCH better once you became his for life :-))
• it was crack up aS when the sermon was like “i now pronounce you mr & mrs hong”
• and all you could hear was
• “hong”
• “honG”
• “HONG”
• “honGHONGHONGHONG”
• it was the best day ever bc u finally got to call urself the wife of the dangerous church oppa so all the other girls can bACK THE FUK UP
• jkjk (not jk)
• jisoo would ideally want two kids, boy and girl
• twins 
• identical ones too
• just because he wants a “perfect” family, but he’d be absolutely happy with whatever he gets
• when he found out you were pregnant he just stands there with his mouth wide open along with his eyes and he’s just so quiet then all of a sudden he starts to cry and pulls you into the tightest hug ever
• he’s just in a state of disbelief for the next 9 months even when you got sO fat he’s just like omg my freaking baby is in theRE
• in preparation for your baby, his emotions were extremely bipolar
• one minute he’s all like I GOT DIS BRING ON THE BEBEH
• the next he’s on the floor rocking himself saying KEEP IT INSIDE BABE IM NOT READY YET IM GONNA BE THE WORST FATHER THERE EVER WAS
• and you kinda just have to adapt yourself to his moods but lowkey youre like aren’t i supposed to be the one with all the mood swings??? lmao
• speaking of your mood swings and food cravings, he was yet again, the absolute gentleman whilst you were experiencing those (u kno despite his very own emotional swings)
• “hamburger pls?”
• “pickles?”
• “here y/n, have some chicken”
• “why?”
• “bc chicken will heal our hearts from all the hard-”
• “OkaY thATS ENOUGH”
• nine months flew by in a blink of an eye and before you know it your water is broken and the pain is arriving
• joshua being joshua was ready 7 months in advance for the birth of your baby bc hey you can never be too early
• so when the time came for you to give birth he came strolling into where u were so casually , stuff in hand and was like “o ur giving birth! cool lets go!”
• whilst you were giving birth he was yet again so calm and soothing and he held your hand the entire time and ugh just bless your husband’s heart
• but his hand was practically ded bc u squeezed so hardlmaoo
• “you’re doing so good my love, just a bit longer. i love you so much.”
• after you had given birth he just cried so hard bc he was so proud of u and so freaking happy
• and that’s him in every milestone in your childs life tbh lmao
• first steps; cry
• first words; cry
• first birthday; cry
• speaking of birthdays, lets talk about how he goes about during the birthdays of your child
• every year, he’d write a song for your child’s birthday along with a massive party 
• which sounds super fun… until the embarrasing stories and the dad jokes begin to arise
• “dad, im so happy!!”
• “hi so happy, im dad”
• “… get out”
• na for reals everyone loves him
• when your child’s first relationship AND break up comes along, the gentleman everyone has grown to know and love is non-exsistent and is instead replaced by joshua hong the savage
• “o sorry! i didn’t mean to slash holes in ur tires and break ur car windows! it was just an accident”
im kidding 
• has a habit of treating your child as a baby even when they’re like 40
• one time your meme of a husband was listening to your child sing
• “excuse me(excuse me) but i might drink a little more than i should, tonight”
• “DRINK WATER… not-.. not alcohol..”
• “….”
• “sorry, its a habit”
• during your anniversaries, joshua would drop his kid off with the rest of the members and literally threatens them in such a scary way that if they hurt your child or something happens he will come for them and they better run
• then hes like back to his bright and happy self like kaY BYE GUYS HAVE FUN
• he then takes you on a magnificent date in which he serenades you with his guitar and awww
• “y/n, my love, roses are red, violets are blue… gosh i just really wanna kiss you” 
•  :DDDD

anonymous asked:

So Lottie, how is Harry celebrating his 35th birthday?

epilogue-compliant headcanon: 

heterosexual nuclear family get-together at the Burrow, ft. old friends, their high school sweetheart spouses and 90,000 badly-named offspring.

‘epilogue? what epilogue?’ headcanon: 

woke up to a blowjob, then, after work, was forced into some Nice Clothes and taken out for Posh Birthday Dins and played footsie with all night. currently en route to meet Ron and Hermione et al (the usual crowd, plus some unsuspecting Slytherins and newlyweds Dean and Seamus) for birthday drinks at a swanky wizarding club where Harry will get a bit drunk – but not too drunk – before heading home for his PRESENTS, including but not limited to a long, tender, Emmanuelle-esque SHAGGING SESSION. with Draco Malfoy. just in case that wasn’t abundantly clear. 

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Oikawa Tooru’s seiyuu, Namikawa Daisuke, had his 3rd Live Tour [Hurricane] on the same day as Yoshino Hiroyuki (Iwaizumi Hajime’s VA) First Live Tour ‘Charge’. Namikawa had his concert just before Yoshino’s, and both of them came to each other’s as a surprise guest and part of their unit “Uncle Bomb”.

I love how they weren’t close before, but slowly they spend more time together (and because of Uncle Bomb too!!) and become much comfortable with each other \^_^ /

And Yochin definitely spoiled Namikawa-san rotten XD!

@trash-candies My top three Namikawa Daisuke and Yoshino Hiroyuki moment, the third place *lol* The one I told you was the second best. And my favorite story about them couldn’t be shared until I figure out how to translate them nicely (and without making me crying *again*) or screaming like the audience “YOSHINO-SAN MARRY MEEEE!!!” ^^/

thegreatsatsuma  asked:

I live for that moment at Ace Chemical where the Joker gets distracted looking at Harley and has to start his sentence over. Can you do a headcanon of what was going through his mind?

YES! That is my favorite moment I love it so much I’ve giffed it before XD

I think he was likely thinking about what the question “Would you live for me?” truly means to him.

Living for him means Harleen devoting herself to him and everything she has/is. It means joining him in his life and being there through anything. To me, I feel it’s kind of like asking her to marry him.

For Joker to ask her that… he’s putting his own feelings and emotions on the line because she might say no. He’s terrified of the thought of her saying no to that. Harleen’s answer to that question is everything. This is a true moment of vulnerability for him and I’m not sure he even truly realized it himself…

TOTALLY 100% tru STORI u Guise!

So I was at a coffee shop reading a book about how much smarterer and prettier girls arethen bois and then a BRONU came up and was lik “u better like me lol I’m a rapist” and I punchde him in da dick and den a female cop waz lyke “u go gurl” and then micheeele obuma hi fives me and da president buyed me a car!!! Also Zyan from 1D married meeee!!!

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I did it, @jennpy​! It hath been created! Though I ended up taking a turn with it that was unexpected but I heart it anyway. I hope you enjoy it! 

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