marry me phil

  • dan: i have a very, very cheeky idea for the next danisnotonfire video
  • dan: which might be a long time coming
  • dan: i don't know. i don't know if im ready
  • dan: it's a big deal, and also not
  • me:
  • me: i'm not saying this boy is married to phil lester
  • me: but he's married to phil lester
List of all the wierd things said in the new baking video

I hope you cry today

The fudge is leaking out of my ducts

Do you think anyone’s sexually attracted to spiders

Don’t lick that… Not yet

You can lick the shit out of that

Teach me dad

I’m horny

It’s like sweaty sand

Take that bread, you fucking dick

Dr oetker more like marry me now

(Dan to Phil) I want your ass

I’m actually having an orgasm

I would eat me any day of the week

Martyn and Cornelia Appreication

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Every username will be written in a notebook and given to them May 22nd!

Okay Phandom, repeat after me

Dan and Phil are allowed to have female friends and we should respect them.

DAN AND PHIL ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS AND WE SHOULD RESPECT THEM.

DAN AND PHIL ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS AND WE SHOULD RESPECT THEM.

NO ONE’S GONNA SEPARATE YOUR PRECIOUS SHIP AND ‘STEAL’ THEM, GROW UP.