I understand. you found paradise in more “popular” celebrities, you thought you had good taste, you made a good living. the police protected you and there were courts of law. and you didn’t need a friend like me. but uh, now you come to me and you say - ‘kylie, evan is so plain and ugly.’ but you don’t ask with respect. you don’t offer friendship. you don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you send me this dumb fucking anon.
Kit- You and Kit had just settled down on the couch after putting the kids to bed. You would have your head resting on Kit and he would reach into his pocket and pull out a small jewelry box. You would watch as he opened it to reveal a ring. “ I know it’s not much Y/N, but would you please do me the honor of marrying me?”
Pre-death Kyle- Kyle would take you on a walk and buy you your favorite snack and drink. He would take you to the location of your first date. He would get on one knee and take your hand before he pulled out a ring case. “We’re just college kids and I’ve been with so many people but none of them have made me feel like you do. Will you marry me Y/N?”
Post-death Kyle- You would be relaxing in bed together like you do almost every day. It’s one of the few places you are able to have some privacy with each other. Kyle wouldn’t have a ring for you but he would ask,” Y/N I love you and I want you to be with me forever, so will you marry me?”
Jimmy- You would be sitting in a field next to Freak show, taking in all of the beautiful lights coming off of it. You were getting ready to head back when Jimmy sat down next to you. He’d pull you onto his lap and wrap one of your hands in his. He’d already have the ring out of the box in his free hand. He would open his hand showing you the ring and say,” Doll, I love you so much and I understand if you don’t want to. I just gotta know, will you marry me?”
James- James would treat you to a nice dinner and wine. Soft jazz music would playing in the background. After you finished eating, he would move to where you were sitting and get down on one knee. He would pull out an exceptionally gorgeous ring. “Darling, you are the ruler of my heart. Please do me the honor of marrying me and become my true queen.”
Rory- Rory would get home from filming and call for you to come to him. He would be standing in front of the door with the ring box already open. “ Baby, please marry me. You’re the best thing I have and the only person I could ever really need.”
Edward- You would be sitting down while Edward walked around observing his art. He looked at you sitting on the couch and smiled. Edward got on one knee in front of you and looked into your eyes,” Please do me the honor of marrying me and become my most precious piece of art.