married... with children

anonymous asked:

Martha Wayne and the robins though

i have Strongly Considered doing a version of the time travel fic where Martha and Thomas come to the future instead of the reverse, and while Martha is fun Thomas is A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE by which i mean completely fucking hilarious to anyone who is not his mortified son

“No, no, this can’t be your girlfriend, I thought that was your girlfriend. What did I teach you about picking on people your own size? Look, I’m sure she’s very nice but I want grandkids and if you get her pregnant she’ll be more baby than woman. She’ll die. I’m a doctor. Neither of them are your girlfriend? So is this your boyfriend? I’m not mad, I know I just said I want grandkids but this is the future, right? You can have some test tube babies. Science is amazing. Or you can adopt, I don’t mind adoption. You already adopted? What do you mean, ‘technically’, do I have grandkids or not, help me out here, I went through all the trouble of traveling to the cyberpunk future and so far I’m underwhelmed. Hand me a small child so I can feed him candy and teach him old-timey cusses.”

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Sorry for not answering any messages or asks lately. You guys are awesome and I’m so grateful for all the love you sent me, but I’m a bit down at the moment.
Because all my friends are in relationships, get married or plan for children… And I’m just sitting here, like I can’t make anyone stay for more than one or two months. If I’m not friendzoned Anyway…
Guess it’s because I’m a freak or something.

Anyways…have some long-haired Shiro for the soul. I love him with a man bun.
And so does Keith :3
The quality sucks a bit, but I couldn’t bring myself to drag my self-pitying ass to the computer.