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A Day in the Life of Dan, Phil, and Emily // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: family fluff, domestic fluff. Parent!phan

Words: 3.2k

Relationship status: married

Warnings: slight swearing

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10 Things

Tag 10 (or not) of your followers you’d like to know more about!

Thanks for tagging me @bearlytolerable and @thevikingwoman! I enjoyed learning more about the both of you 😊 here’s a bit about me…

Birthday: 26th June

Gender: Female

Relationship status: Married

Fav colour: Purple

Pets: A dog called Dexter and a cat called Simba 😊 I did have two lovely fish, Sushi and Sirbobalot, but they’re in fishy heaven now 😢

Wake-up time: Between 6.30 and 7AM (or earlier depending on when my little boy decides he wants to start his day!). I hate getting up but it’s my own fault because I very rarely go to bed before 2AM! I’m pretty much in a constant state of sleep deprivation. I never learn…

Love or lust: Definitely love. I love love. But lust is good. Can I have both? 😝

Favourite food: Can’t beat a roast dinner with Yorkshire Puddings!

Met a celebrity? Hmmmm… I met Mick Hucknell from Simply Red a loooong time ago when I was at school. I made him a cup of tea 😄… Uhhhh… Ken Dodd held me when I was a baby…? Ha! My grandma was his biggest fan and she apparently used to take me and my sister every time she went to see him… Annnnd… I’ve been a few feet away from P!nk but didn’t speak to her. I screamed at her, does that count? 🙄

Last song listened to: Silhouette by Birdy

First kiss: My first proper kiss was when I was about 14 and there was this lad who was about a year older than me and I fancied the arse off him. We’d been talking for a few weeks and he came over to me one day when I was waiting to go into class. We talked and he just kissed me and it was one of those “swept away” moments. Loved it! Went into class and me and all my friends were squealing about it. It’s so funny thinking back on it now 😁

Tall or short: I’m about 5’ 8" so tall? Or average… I dunno.

Tagging @ellstersmash @l-a-v-e-l-l-a-n @ofclanlavellan @thebeautifulsilverhare @knights-of-rae @liderfin @tel-abelas-mofo @galadrieljones… You’ve prob all either been tagged or done this already so sorry if that’s the case! And goes without saying but no pressure 😉

Get to know me!

I was tagged by @onceuponagladerhead and I never do these but I decided to break that streak so!

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better.
Relationship Status: Married to my laptop

Lipstick or Chapstick: Both?? but lipstick lol


Last Movie You Watched: Mommys little boy on Lifetime

Last Song You Listened To: I Lived by One Republic

Top Three Shows/Dramas/Animes: Riverdale, Bob’s Burgers, Rick and Morty (AND ONCE UPON A TIME AND GIRL MEETS WORLD SORRY)


Top Three Favourite Characters: Henry Mills, Jughead Jones, Louise Belcher (AND MORTY AND MAYA HART SORRY)

Top Three Ships: Captain Swan, Amyplier, Lucaya and Riarkle (FIGHT ME I

DARE U)


I don’t know nine people but ill tag @evalocity @fredheads @crankylittleblueberry @thetownwithpep @murderyoursoul

10 Questions meme

I got tagged by @john-cousland thank you!!!!

Rules: Tag 10 followrs you want to get to know better.

Birthday: May 14, 1980

Gender: Female

Relationship status: Married +2 girls

Favorite color: Black and red

Pets:  A dog named Cher, she’s Cane Corso.

Wak up time: 6-6:30 am, I wish I could sleep more.

Love or lust:  First of all Love.

Favorite food: Humus, salads :)

Met a celebrity: No

Last song listened to: Maroon 5- Moves like Jagger

First kiss: I think I was nine or ten, with a neighbors son.

Tall or short: 162 cm, I guess it’s short :)

I tag: @halfblood-fiend @puppypopcornpizza @princessvicky01 @uriellactaea @sephiratales @legimel @nymeriasnowhawke @etaeternum @amarmeme @leanarutherford @m3zzamorphic  @kawereen, if you want to :)

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[ PLACE IN SOCIETY ]

$ Financial : wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty
✚ Medical : fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged
✪ Class or Caste : upper / middle / working / slave (former) / unsure.
✔ Education : qualified / unqualified / studying
✖ Criminal Record : yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet

[ FAMILY ]

◐ Marital status : married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated / widowed
◒ Children : has a child or children / has no children / wants children.  
◑ Relationship with Family : close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased
◔ Filiation : orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s)

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES ]

extroverted / introverted / in between
disorganized / organized / in between
♦ close minded / open-minded / in between
calm / anxious / in between
♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between
♦ cautious / reckless / in between
♦ patient / impatient / in between
outspoken / reserved / in between
♦ leader / follower / in between / both
empathetic / unemphatic / in between
optimistic / pessimistic / in between
traditional / modern / in between
hard-working / lazy / in between
♦ cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown
loyal / disloyal / unknown
faithful / unfaithful / unknown

[ BELIEFS ]

★ Faith : monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic
☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
✮ Belief in an Afterlife : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
✯ Belief in Reincarnation : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
❃ Belief in Aliens : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
✧ Religious : orthodox (Llymlaen) / liberal / in between / not religious
❀ Philosophical : yes / no

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ]

❤ Sexuality : heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual
❥ Sex : sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable
♥ Romance : romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable
❣ Sexually : adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious
⚧ Potential Sexual Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all
⚧ Potential Romantic Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all

[ ABILITIES ]

☠ Combat Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
≡ Literacy Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
✍ Artistic Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
✂ Technical Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

[ HABITS ]

☕ Drinking Alcohol : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
☁ Smoking : trying to quit / never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
✿ Other Narcotics : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess / once
✌ Medicinal Drugs : never / sometimes / frequently (frequently sore, wounded) / to excess
☻ Indulgent Food : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
$ Splurge Spending : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
♣ Gambling : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Tagged by: @stiltedtomes (thanks so much for tagging me!)

tagging: @penel0 do Lee do it do it

MUSE  INFO  SHEET.
repost  don’t  reblog.

PLACE IN SOCIETY.

FINANCIAL.  wealthy /  moderate  /  poor /  in poverty
MEDICAL.  fit  /  moderate  /  sickly  /  disabled  /  disadvantaged  /  deceased
CLASS OR CASTE.  upper  /  middle /  working  /  slave  /  unsure
EDUCATION.  qualified /  unqualified  / perpetually studying  /  still studying

FAMILY.

MARITAL STATUS.  married, happily  /  married, unhappily  /  engaged & devoted to a fault  /  partnered /  single  /  divorced  /  widow or widower  /  separated  /  it’s complicated  /  verse dependent
CHILDREN.  has a child/children  /  has no children  /  wants children  /  adopted a child
FAMILY.  not close with sibling(s)  /  close with sibling  /  has no siblings  /  sibling is deceased
AFFILIATION.  orphaned  /  adopted  /  disowned  / raised by both parents  /  other

TRAITS & TENDENCIES

disorganized  /  organized  /  in between
close-minded  / open-minded  /  in between
cautious  /  reckless /  in between
patient  /  impatient  / in between
outspoken  / reserved  / in between
leader  /  follower  / in between
sympathetic /  unemphatic  / in between
optimistic  /  pessimistic  / in between
hardworking  /  lazy  /  in between
cultured  /  uncultured  /  in between
loyal  /  disloyal  /  in between
faithful  /  unfaithful  / in between

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

SEXUALITY.  heterosexual /  homosexual  /  bisexual /  asexual  /  pansexual  /  demisexual /  none
SEX.  sex repulsed  /  neutral  /  sex favourable /  uninterested
ROMANCE.  romance repulsed  /  romance neutral  / romance favourable  / uninterested
SEXUALLY.  sexually adventurous  /  sexually experienced  /  naive  /  inexperienced  /  curious  /  uninterested

ABILITIES

COMBAT SKILLS.  excellent  / good /  moderate  /  poor  /  none
LITERACY SKILLS.  excellent  /  good  /  moderate  /  poor  /  none
ARTISTIC SKILLS.  excellent  /  good  /  moderate  /  poor  /  none
TECHNICAL SKILLS.  excellent  /  good  /  moderate  / poor  /  none

TAGGED BY.  @niennaful
TAGGING you. you reading this.

i was tagged by @1-800-tanisha @davina-onyx

1) Rules: tag 9 people who you would like to know better.

I’m pretty sure like everyone as tagged lol! so anybody ho wants to do it.

Relationship Status: married smh <3

Last Song I Listened To: Juicy - The Notorious BIG

Last Book Read/Listened To: Oxygen Thief 

Favorite Color(s): pink and yellow

Top Tv Show: martin

Top Character: martin LMAO

2) Rules: BOLD the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

  • I am 5'8"
  • I wear glasses
  • I have at least one tattoo
  • I have at least one piercing
  • I have blonde hair
  • I have brown eyes
  • I have short hair
  • My abs are at least somewhat defined
  • I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

  • I love meeting new people
  • People tell me that I’m funny
  • Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
  • I enjoy physical challenges
  • I enjoy mental challenges
  • I’m playfully rude with people I know well
  • I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
  • There is something I would change about my personality 

ABILITY:

  • I can sing
  • I can play an instrument
  • I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
  • I’m a fast runner
  • I can draw well
  • I have a good memory
  • I’m good at doing math in my head
  • I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute
  • I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
  • I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
  • I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

  • I enjoy playing sports 
  • I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
  • I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
  • I have learned a new song in the past week
  • I work out at least once a week
  • I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
  • I have drawn something in the past month
  • I enjoy writing
  • FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION
  • I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

  • I have had my first kiss
  • I have had alcohol
  • I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
  • I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
  • I have been at an overnight event
  • I have been in a taxi
  • I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
  • I have beaten a video game in one day
  • I have visited another country
  • I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

  • I’m in a relationship
  • I have a crush on a celebrity
  • I have a crush on someone I know
  • I have been in at least 3 relationships
  • I have never been in a relationship
  • I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
  • I get crushes easily
  • I have had a crush on someone for over a year
  • I have been in a relationship for at least a year
  • I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

  • I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
  • I live close to my school
  • My parents are still together
  • I have at least one sibling
  • I live in the united states
  • There is snow right now where I live
  • I have hung out with a friend in the past month
  • I have a smartphone
  • I have at least 15 CD’s
  • I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

  • I have breakdanced
  • I know a person named Jamie
  • I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
  • I have dyed my hair
  • I’m listening to one song on repeat right now ( Get Money - Junior M.A.F.I.A)
  • I have punched someone in the past week
  • I know someone who has gone to jail
  • I have broken a bone
  • I have eaten a waffle today
  • I know what I want to do with my life
  • I speak at least 2 languages
The Beatles - Interview w/ Sandy Lesberg, 1965 (Part 1)

On May 9th 1965, the Beatles spoke at length with Sandy Lesberg at the Dolphin Restaurant in London, following a full day of shooting for their second feature film, ‘Help!’ The group appears to have an unusually comfortable and fun rapport with Lesberg, as they chat humorously about film producer Walter Shenson, and candidly about American news journalist Walter Winchell. 

In later years, Lesberg would describe his interview with the group as “…more like a rap session. All four Beatles were completely at ease. I tell a joke and Paul McCartney says, ‘I don’t think that’s very funny.’ There’s a lot of banter… They were running roughshod all over me, quite frankly.” (beatlesinterviews.org)



Q: Would you like to do a little bit of that song that you wrote for the picture, Paul?

PAUL: Uhh… I’ll tell you what, though. What we’ll do is we’ll promise to send you a copy just before it’s released. Right? So you’ve got the– That’s an exclusive. Isn’t it? I mean, that’s a favour.

Q: I’m not Hedda Hopper [columnist], I don’t need…

PAUL: (jokingly) Right. You won’t get it then. If you’re gonna be like that.

JOHN: If we thought you were Hedda Hopper we wouldn’t have let you in here… Hedda Hopper was coming in on her bike.

Q: (laughing) Did she ever interview you?

PAUL: She was at a party with a big hat. She’s great. Good. Good girl, yeah. In Hollywood.

GEORGE: She hopped past us.

PAUL: Hopped past, yeah. Who’s that other fella, though, that we don’t like?

JOHN:That other fella!” What do you mean, “that other fella”?

PAUL: (laughing) I mean… I mean, who’s that fella?

Q: Bye, Hedda.

PAUL: Who’s that fella? Walter Winchell!

Q: What about it? Did he interview you?

PAUL: Don’t speak to me about him!

JOHN: He’s stupid.

Q: Why is he stupid, John?

JOHN: He’s stupid ‘cause he just lies and writes a lot of trash.

Q: Have you ever met him, John?

JOHN: No, but he keeps writing things about Paul which are lies, y’know, so he must be off his head.

PAUL: I’ve said many a time that he’s just a bit off his head. I think he’s, um– I don’t know what’s happened to him, y’know. Everyone said he used to be good. But he’s– I tell ya, it’s just lies. He says I’m married, you see. And I’d like to say, Mister Winchell– Walter sir, if you’re listening– I’m not! (jokingly) I told him, didn’t I?

Q: Is that the lie he’s been telling about you?

PAUL: Yeah! I mean you know, that’s pushing it, isn’t it.

JOHN: But he goes on and on writing it, you know, as if he knows. He doesn’t know anything, that old Winch.

Q: Goodbye, Walter. (jokingly) I’m taking inventory of the people I’ve lost as friends on this show. 

PAUL: No, look–

JOHN: I like Hedda Hopper. She’s nice.

PAUL: Hedda’s great, yeah. Everybody else is great! 

Q: (laughs) 

PAUL: It’s not that we’ve got anything against Walter– is it, Walter! No, of course it isn’t.

Q: What, George? What, George says something I want to get– What do you say, George?

GEORGE: Walter Wimpy.

Q: Alright, bye, George.

The One Who Holds Your Heart » Prince Adam

Request: Can u do a pre-cursed imagine of the reader and prince Adam? I don’t really have a plot I just love pre-cursed Adam:)))

Pairing: Prince Adam x Reader

Fandom: Disney + Beauty and the Beast

Words: 1770

Summary: Adam is in love with you despite you being a maid.

A/N: Okay, so I really want to write a part two to this story and I will! [Name] won’t remember Adam and we’ll go on from there. Anyways, I hope you guys like this!

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Ransom and Holster Get Married.

Based on this post.

  • It’s spring semester of their junior year and Holster is the one who asks Ransom to marry him.
    • He’s only got a partial scholarship from the hockey team and with so many younger siblings, his parents can’t afford to help him with the rest of his tuition. He has to get a loan or he just can’t afford it.
    • But the school has different loan rules for students who live on Frat Row for a certain amount of time and since they’re going into their third year living in the Haus, Holster’s eligibility changes.
  • It should be really easy to get married, but Ransom’s Canadian status throws a little wrench into it. Instead of just going to the nearest courthouse and getting married, they actually have to go through more steps.
    • Green cards get confused, because Ransom already has one for school. But he doesn’t have a work visa, which complicates the marriage visa.
    • They have to actually go through a series of interviews with a government agent, who wants to make sure they’re not getting married just to get Ransom citizenship.
      • It’s ironic, really.
  • It’s almost too easy for them to convince the government official that they’re really in love. They pass all the interviews with flying colors.
    • Maybe there’s a reason why their “fake relationship” seems so real?
  • They don’t tell anyone. Primarily because they don’t want their plan to get out, but also because they do it all over spring break when everyone else is gone.
  • Their wedding is super small, just Ransom’s brother and Holster’s sister as their “witnesses” at the courthouse.
    • Their siblings are in on the deal, and know that the plan is to get divorced after they graduate.
    • Their siblings also know how they really feel about each other and exchange looks during the ceremony as they pledge their love for each other.

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A Year in the Life of Dan and Phil // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: fluff, domestic fluff, family fluff, parent!Phan 

Words: 5.1k

Relationship status: married

Warnings: none 

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