married flirts

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- May, what the hell are you doing here? I didn’t request a specialist.
- I go where I’m assigned.

The Adventures of Coulson & May: Some Time Ago 

ok i loved this little moment so much bc link was movin on from the britney stuff so he said

rhett wanted to do what link said but then all of the sudden HE PULLED BACK HIS GLUE GUN AND LOOKED @ LINK BC HE STILL WANTED LINK TO SAY IT DSKJFKLD

after link said it THEN he brings the glue gun back down dfskljdsfkkl

n then rhett’s like [[[mission completed]]]  

i love watching old married couples flirting on the interwebz :)))))))))

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Favourite ‘Agatha Christie’s Poirot’ episodes [3/10]: Lord Edgware Dies

Lady Edgware asks Poirot for help getting a divorce from her husband. That evening thirteen guests are seated at a dinner table, which is supposed to bring bad luck for the first guest to rise. Next morning Lord Edgware is dead.

Reasons why I loved YOI episode 9

1) Makkachin is alive

2) Yuri is in the Grand Prix Final

3) Yuri hugged everyone

4) YURIO’S PONYTAIL

5) Yuri and Yurio made up and WERE TALKING AND SMILING TO EACH OTHER I SMELL AMAZING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

6) VICTURI ARE PRACTICALLY MARRIED

7) JJ FLIRTED WITH YURIO

8) CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT E V E R Y W H E R E

Day 1: First Kiss/First Date/First Fight

dating Robert Downey Jr would include

Originally posted by avengerdowney

  • him not being able to stay mad at you because you’re just so goddamn cute
  • him always taking you to his movie premiers
  • having dumb conversations with him
  • “i know you wish you were a llama, Rob”
  • him calling you baby doll
  • calling him “old man” to piss him off
  • “whatever! Benedict was a better Sherlock!”
  • “that’s it! i’m getting a divorce”
  • “we’re not even married!”
  • “yet”
  • tickle fights
  • shameless flirting even though you’re dating
  • PDA
  • him peppering you with gifts
  • “darling, wear something fancy for our dinner tonight”
  • “where are we going?”
  • “to Paris”
  • pissing each other off
  • being the power couple
  • “don’t roll your eyes at me, mister”
  • “don’t you talk back to me, missy”
  • having the most random cuddle positions
  • doing his hair quite frequently
  • doing him quite frequently (sorry)
  • wearing his dinosaur kigurumi onesie
  • going to charity events with him
  • practically adopting Tom Holland
  • lazy Sundays
  • adopting a tiny kitten
  • and a tiger
  • and having a mini zoo at your house
  • him giving you his sad puppy look whenever he wants to cuddle
  • him always having his arm around your shoulders or waist whenever you’re out
  • learning how to twerk together
  • those videos going viral
  • “i’m gonna sue you”
  • “Rob, you’re my boyfriend, you won’t sue me for forgetting to make you a sandwich”
  • “watch me”
  • him wearing your clothes and mocking you
  • making plans for future together
  • “i want two kids”
  • “no, honey, let’s have … 6″
  • “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ON TEAM CAP???!!!”
  • “that’s it! i’m breaking up with you”

if taeyong happens to get on we got married let him be, dont you want to see him reffering to his wife as ten by accident

Hello Adlock wankers who are also Johnlockers,

TELL ME WHY SHIPPING A GAY WOMAN (WHICH IS NOT TRUE, SHE’S A BISEXUAL) WITH A MAN IS WRONG, WHILE YOU SHIP A STRAIGHT MAN (WHO DATED A WOMAN, MARRIED A WOMAN, FLIRTED AND CHEATED WITH A RANDOM WOMAN ON THE BUS) WITH A MAN?

Tell me why, Irene Adler is not possible of being a bisexual (even though she had affairs with both women and men, attracted to Sherlock, set her phone code with Sherlock’s name, constantly texting Sherlock) while John is (even though I REPEAT, JOHN DATED A WOMAN, MARRIED A WOMAN, FLIRTED AND CHEATED WITH A RANDOM WOMAN ON THE BUS, AND CONSTANTLY SAID “I’M NOT GAY WE’RE NOT A COUPLE.”).

ANSWER ME.
FIGHT ME.

Ship whoever the fucking hell you want to ship, but don’t you wank on Adlock tag or Sherlolly tag, just because YOU FEEL THREATENED OR JEALOUS BY OTHER SHIPS.

vine

Hobi: I’m hungry. 

Jimin: Eat my love~~

Me: *in the background* *loud screeching*


Vine cre. rinahopiekookie

Why am I seeing more fan-content for Sun/Kali than Ghira/Kali?

Rhetorical question. I can guess why.

Part of it is probably because the FNDM is more familiar with Sun than Ghira. But I think most of it is because most of the FNDM identifies with Sun more than Ghira. After all, Ghira is 40-something-year-old man and father to a young adult daughter, whereas Sun is a teenage bachelor.

My fellow fans, by all appearances, Kali has been happily married to a great man for approximately 20 years. Could we, perhaps, show a bit more respect and enthusiasm for the first unbroken and healthy marriage to appear in RWBY?

Also, a little more respect for the love of the first actually good and living mother towards her daughter? Sun is not only Blake’s age, he’s clearly expressed an interest in her daughter that Blake has not rejected.

Married women can flirt with their husbands, you know.