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Yuri on ice: a summary
  • Fandom: GAY FIGURE SKATERS
  • kubo sensei: done
  • Fandom: Wow, um..Gay flirting?
  • Kubo sensei: done! Anything else?
  • Fandom: they kiss!
  • Kubo sensei: DONE. WHAT ELSE
  • Fandom: we didn't think we'd get this far...um..THEY GET MARRIED.
  • Kubo sensei: DONE.
  • Fandom: whaaa..??? YUURI GRINDS ON VIKTOR
  • kubo sensei: DONE, DONE AND DONE
  • Fandom: WHAT THE HECK?
  • Kubo sensei: WHAT ELSE MY CHILD
  • Fandom: GAY PAIR FIGURE SKATING
  • Kubo sensei: YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND ENJOY YOUR GAY SKATERS MOTHERFUCKERS

For @calliatra for @fandomtrumpshate 

Happy Valentine’s Day, I bear headcanons. Spock and Kirk, after retirement. They have an interview together because they’re famous starship captains, but Spock prefers to be known as the First Officer. They’re both past caring about decorum, so they show up dressed in civilian clothes. Kirk’s dug out his old green shirt and a jacket with a vintage NASA pin. Spock is bundled up. They’ve got a ton of in-jokes; the interviewer is bemused but entirely delighted over how affectionate they are. The vulcans are no longer scandalized—“It’s that science genius with his human again.” 

You know Tokyo Ghoul is freaking crazy because...
  • *There's one happy chapter in like a hundred chapters*:
  • TG fandom: That's just the calm before the storm. There'll be so much pain and bloodshed next chapter.
  • Character: Let's get married.
  • TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
  • Character: Let's go home.
  • TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
  • Character: *Has a flashback*
  • TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
  • Character: *is happy*
  • TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
  • What do we call this situation? Trauma?

Yuri: your christmas present will be round and golden  

other people: considering the context of the anime has been leading up to Yuri Katsuki’s hopeful victory at the Grand Prix Final, all the way from Viktor and Yuri’s first encounter in the hot springs up until the latest episode, the most logical assumption would be that Yuri is suggesting he will fulfill Viktor’s wish of helping him succeed and win his coach the gold medal

the fandom: no but wedding ring

YOI ep 1: OMG, this looks promising gay.
YOI ep 2: OMG, it’s gay, I’m sure it’s gonna be gay.
YOI ep 3: OMG, it couldn’t get more gay.
YOI ep 4: OMG, it couldn’t get more gay.
YOI ep 5: OMG, it couldn’t get more gay. 
YOI ep 6: OMG, it couldn’t get more gay. 
YOI ep 7: OMG, it’s GAY, Victuuri is REAL!
YOI ep 8: OMG, Victor kisses Yuuri’s skate, look at how comfortable they are with each other! And plase save Makkachin!
YOI ep 9: They are going to get married. This fandom ruin my entire universe and have me rebirth again in better form.

WHAT?!

WHAAAT