married assholes

  • British Parliament: Hey guys!! How ya doin over in America?? So, you remember the French and Indian War, right?? Haha yeah that was a thing that happened. It also left us pretty broke sooo... we were thinking, to get some money, we're gonna introduce a new tax on you guys!! Just this once. So. What do you think
  • Some asshole over in Boston: I do not like it, Sam I am,