maroon-hoodie

PSA. Single heteroflexible white trans guy for hire

I will be your boyfriend free of charge if you will be my girlfriend/partner. Boys will be considered on a case-to-case basis.

Benefits:

  • I’m funny. I do this monologue about Bernie Sanders that brings the house down
  • I’m medicated
  • I have dogs
  • I will tolerate children
  • I have a 4.24
  • I have a maroon hoodie
  • I have boobs (may not always be available)

PM me for more details