maroe

ongelvin asked:

MaRo, you ended that story prematurely. What happened after you found Rachel in her pooey bed? Who cleaned her up? This is important, like how your sandwiches are important.

I (along with my wife) cleaned her up. It wasn’t pretty.

Duel Decks: Maro vs Tumblr


Mark Rosewater Head Spellcrafter for Magic: The Gathering has been working at Wizards for 20 years but now its time for him to fight his toughest foes: Kamigawa fans and that guy who asked the same 3 questions over and over and help Mark an battle endless horde of questions. Will he be able to keep the  Storm Scale under control so he can establish a new world order and reply to daunting quires?

the Mark deck has new art for

-Maro (Premium Foil featuring Mark Rosewaters face)
-Doubling Season
-Deranged Hermit
-Cackling Counterpart
-Chatter of the Squirrel

The Tumblr deck features brand new art for

-Storm Crow (Premium Foil)
-Tamiyo the Moonsage
-Mage Ring Bully
-Enthralling Victor
-Emerakul the Aeon’s Torn
(Flavor text includes link to http://dougbeyermtg.tumblr.com)

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A few days ago I’ve finally hit 3K followers and decided that it was the perfect occasion to make a follow forever to thank all the wonderful people who make my dash look so great (ノ˘ ³˘)ノ*:・゚’✿,。:・゚✧  

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Maro vs Tumblr Decklist

You guys wanted it. Here it is

Maro

Ok…..  he’s shuffling his deck, you all know what that means :) ……
The Mark Rosewater deck is a Squirrel Tribal deck dedicated to giving the creative team a run for their money with fierce beast that come from Squirrel Nest and Chatter of the Squirrel. Dont forget to beef them up with Overrun and catch your opponent off guard with spells like Echoing Courage but thats not all thats up Mark’s sleeves. He has brought Oozes that leave bruises!  Gobbling Ooze and Gluttonous Slime are here with an appetite for questions!…. and Squirrels…. and probably cards too. But thats not all. Maro is throwing down and ready to brawl himself on the brand new Maro art featuring none other than Mark Rosewater as the creature art and with cards like Distant Melodies counting your squirrels and Cultivate he will be big enough to make you think twice about saying he is only 5/5 well….. if their IS only 1 mark. His eledged   clone army is ready to throw down too. Not only are Game-Trail Changeling and Woodland Changeling Mark Rosewater look alikes in the new art but they also count as Oozes and Squirrels but if those arnt enough clones dont forget about Cackling Counterpart Doubling Season to bring even more Marks to the party.

Maro
Vensner’s Journal
Adaptive Automaton
Deranged Hermit
Descendant of Masumaro
Essence Warden
2 Gametrail Changeling
Gluttonous Slime
Gobbling Ooze
Masumaro First to Live
2 Mothdust Changeling
Squirrel Mob
2 Woodland Changelng
Squrirrel Wrangle
Yavimaya Elder
Acidic Slime

Doubling Season
Druid’s Call
Spidersilk Armor
Squirrel Nest
Cackling Counterpart
Echoing Courage
Mystic Genesis

2 Acorn Harvest
4 Chatter of the Squirrel
1 Cultivate
Distant Melody
Slime Molding
2 Time to Feed
Overrun
2 Thornwood Falls

(The view of Ooze creatures on eating cards do not reflect the views of Wizards of the Coast or Mark Rosewater)

Tumblr

What is more questions on the stormscale? a 1 if Tumblr has anything to say about it!
Tumblr has a few Lighting Riddles and Burning Inquiries for Mark and lets Conundrum Sphinx and Question Elemental? do the asking. Along for the interrogation are Assistant Voice for Vorthos mod, Emerakul and professional Jace wedgier Mage Ring Bully and the most 2 drop you will find at common, Storm Crow and Victor, Handsome Guy expert. Slap a Curiosity on these fearsome foes and they will be ready to know if Kamigawa is coming back too. Speaking if, if Wizards isnt bringing Kamigawa back, then Kamigawa are coming to Wizards! Precious Cinnamon Roll Tamiyo is leading the charge with  a plethora of Arcane spells straight from the Kami War 

Magering Bully
Storm Crow
Tamiyo the Moonsage
Enthralling Victor
Emerekul the Aeons Torn
Admaro, First to Desire
Conundrum Sphinx
2 Delver of Secrets
Guardians of Meletis
Lunar Mystic
Messenger Drake
Question Elemental?
Sigiled Starfish
Spellheart CHimera
Thieving Magpie
Vexing Devil

Curiosity
Aura barbs
Chaos Warp
2 Ego Erasure
2 Glacial Ray
Ire of Kaminari
2 Riddle of Lighting
Torrent of Stone
Totally Lost

Tamiyo the Moon Sage
Blast of Genius
Burning Inquiry
Eye of Nowhere
Invoke the Firemind
Lava Spike
Mizzium Mortars
2 Serum Visions
Unearthly Blizzard

Izzet Guildgate
2 Halimar Depths 

(I tried pretty hard to emulate real Duel Decks)

anonymous asked:

On his blog, Maro said that Niv-Mizzet's original flavor text is "very controversial at Wizards with ardent fans and foes". What is the controversy? Is it just that it's hard to understand? To me, that only makes it cooler once you figure it out or someone explains it to you.

It uses some dubious math notation, which I think offends some precision-minded sensibilities. Also, once you figure it out, it’s a little strange to run it again in a new printing? Sort of like telling the same joke over and over? Then again, we do that too sometimes. :)