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Confession #1582

It’s kind of embarrassing to say this, but I actually had a dream about Mark. I never thought I would, but usually when I dream something and I can still remember it enough to write it down, it must be important some how. I dreamt that I met him in this little cafe, I guess, in a really weird town, but what ever, and he was exactly how I imagined he would be. Hes so polite, and friendly, and sweet, and kind hearted! I brought my drawings with me, and he asked if he could see them, and he just loved them! I never thought he would actually enjoy my artwork as much as he did, and it gave me a much needed confidence boost….he also said I was beautiful. :”> 

Confession #1451

I got the strangest boner when I saw Mark wear his newest t-shirt that was designed for the ladies. I’m pretty sure I’m straight since I have a girlfriend. Then he started talking about his ‘donk’. And I’m having thoughts about Mark and me and OH GOD I’VE SINNED!

Confession #1600:

Mark isn’t human. His face changes rapidly, his voice volume range is out there, his hair is sculptable, his eyes move independently, his legs can be turned backwards, his hand is collapsible, his neck is retractable, his body is fluid, he has universal digestion, his ass is jello and his balls jiggle wildly. Again, he’s not human, that’s for sure.