It’s kind of embarrassing to say this, but I actually had a dream about Mark. I never thought I would, but usually when I dream something and I can still remember it enough to write it down, it must be important some how. I dreamt that I met him in this little cafe, I guess, in a really weird town, but what ever, and he was exactly how I imagined he would be. Hes so polite, and friendly, and sweet, and kind hearted! I brought my drawings with me, and he asked if he could see them, and he just loved them! I never thought he would actually enjoy my artwork as much as he did, and it gave me a much needed confidence boost….he also said I was beautiful. :”>
I really liked Mark’s I’ve bath challenge video, not because he was shirtless(though that did help) but it showed how he’s attractive yet really adorable. Him freaking out in the bath was the cutest thing ever.
I couldn’t help but notice something during the Game Grumps videos. Mark must have a nervous habit or something because he literally never stopped moving his hands. I find it really cute, actually. (Also he has nice hands)
I got the strangest boner when I saw Mark wear his newest t-shirt that was designed for the ladies. I’m pretty sure I’m straight since I have a girlfriend. Then he started talking about his ‘donk’. And I’m having thoughts about Mark and me and OH GOD I’VE SINNED!
Mark isn’t human. His face changes rapidly, his voice volume range is out there, his hair is sculptable, his eyes move independently, his legs can be turned backwards, his hand is collapsible, his neck is retractable, his body is fluid, he has universal digestion, his ass is jello and his balls jiggle wildly. Again, he’s not human, that’s for sure.
Mark seemed to have very flexible appendages. I mean he could twist his foot around and retract his head that much. Maybe he has a side job as a contortionist. He should make a video on how bendy he is.
So uh… I’m sure we all have our thoughts about Mark’s gyrating in the tour video, but I couldn’t help but imagine that he’s actually a really good dancer. I mean, he was incredibly graceful. And something about that seems to fit with his personality.