I still remember when I was visiting some relatives in Cincinnati and I went into a gas station and saw Mark. I figured it must have been someone who looked like him at first, but upon closer inspection, it was him, there was no way it could have been anyone else. He noticed me staring at him and, instead of being creeped the hell out at some guy staring at him, he smiled and said “thank you so much for watching, man”. He must get that stare a lot and know what it means.
Mark isn’t human. His face changes rapidly, his voice volume range is out there, his hair is sculptable, his eyes move independently, his legs can be turned backwards, his hand is collapsible, his neck is retractable, his body is fluid, he has universal digestion, his ass is jello and his balls jiggle wildly. Again, he’s not human, that’s for sure.
It’s kind of embarrassing to say this, but I actually had a dream about Mark. I never thought I would, but usually when I dream something and I can still remember it enough to write it down, it must be important some how. I dreamt that I met him in this little cafe, I guess, in a really weird town, but what ever, and he was exactly how I imagined he would be. Hes so polite, and friendly, and sweet, and kind hearted! I brought my drawings with me, and he asked if he could see them, and he just loved them! I never thought he would actually enjoy my artwork as much as he did, and it gave me a much needed confidence boost….he also said I was beautiful. :”>
I couldn’t help but notice something during the Game Grumps videos. Mark must have a nervous habit or something because he literally never stopped moving his hands. I find it really cute, actually. (Also he has nice hands)
Mark seemed to have very flexible appendages. I mean he could twist his foot around and retract his head that much. Maybe he has a side job as a contortionist. He should make a video on how bendy he is.
Why do a lot of Markiplites seem to hate Pewdiepie? Sure, Pewds and Mark are definitely different, but they’re both still great Youtubers. Mark has even met Pewds in person and said he was a great guy. And yet I see a lot of Markiplier fans giving Pewdiepie so much hate; I don’t know why we can’t like both.
So uh… I’m sure we all have our thoughts about Mark’s gyrating in the tour video, but I couldn’t help but imagine that he’s actually a really good dancer. I mean, he was incredibly graceful. And something about that seems to fit with his personality.