marking-territory

Dwalin added that he thought of another reason why Mr Baggins would make a better leader: He makes for a much finer pillow.

I asked Dwalin if Mr Baggins drools on the rest of the company as well.

He seemed confused for a few moments. “He… drools?”

“Quite a lot,” I confessed. “There are parts of my furs that are still stiff from it.”

Dwalin snickered. “Marking his territory, was he?”

I smacked him with the branch again.

“Testing the balance,” I explained.

Dogs mark their territory by urinating on the area. Deers mark their territory by licking the object. Although the two are very different species, they share the common habit of leaving their bodily liquid on something that they claim as theirs.

Hickeys

i remember when i was younger hickies were bad and gross, now i cant get enough of them, i dont know what is about them i just love them maybe its getting them, but then also its walkiing around with your battle wounds of being mark as his territory all over your body. the best ones are the ones who sting a little and hurt when you touch them. 

THE SIGNS WHEN SOMEONE FLIRTS W/ THEIR GF/BF
  • Aries:smashes their face into a wall
  • Taurus:stress eats
  • Gemini:"hEY IT'S ONLY OKAY WHEN I DO IT"
  • Cancer:"oh" :')
  • Leo:laughs nervously
  • Virgo:gets a restraining order
  • Libra:trust their partner bc they think they're better than everyone else
  • Scorpio:"do I need to pee on you to mark my territory or something"
  • Sagittarius:"excuse me but I own this fine piece of ass"
  • Capricorn:glares at from a distance and plots revenge
  • Aquarius:pouts
  • Pisces:doesn't even notice