Dwalin added that he thought of another reason why Mr Baggins would make a better leader: He makes for a much finer pillow.
I asked Dwalin if Mr Baggins drools on the rest of the company as well.
He seemed confused for a few moments. “He… drools?”
“Quite a lot,” I confessed. “There are parts of my furs that are still stiff from it.”
Dwalin snickered. “Marking his territory, was he?”
I smacked him with the branch again.
“Testing the balance,” I explained.