Don’t let the “Feel-Good” ending of the Ahmed Mohamed story fool or distract you:  A minor was interrogated for hours and hours and repeatedly denied access to a lawyer or his parents by police when he asked. That is an actual crime.

I’m glad little Ahmed is going to space camp and will do well in his future. Good for him. But holy fuck, does no one care that the Texas police threw the law out of the window here? What they did was actually illegal. Will they be punished? No. Probably not.


Ok but I am so bothered by everyone’s response to Ahmed Mohamed’s ordeal. Instead of coming up with solutions to avoid racially profiling innocent Muslim youth, the American elite are inviting him to come chill with them. That’s great but what about all the Muslims who aren’t as lucky as Ahmed and end up getting tortured, arrested and detained indefinitely without trial for shit they didn’t even do???

The signs as confusing early morning texts.
  • Aries :"do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Taurus :"Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Gemini :"I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • Cancer :"Goddamn creator of Facebook right fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fucking shit"
  • Leo :"i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Virgo :"Arin, you're scaring me."
  • Libra :"Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg
  • Scorpio :"I'm very tired"
  • Ophiuchus :"No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Grump session today."
  • Sagittarius :"No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man"
  • Capricorn :"you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy"
  • Aquarius :"Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"

To sum up, [Mark Zuckerberg’s] money is not going to a charity, but to his own LLC, which will let him evade tax by moving his private assets into a foundation. See, Zuckerberg doesn’t need massive tax benefits to do whatever he wants. He can just do whatever he wants. But he will get those tax benefits and estate planning benefits and he will be able to give up his stock while holding onto power over his company.

As Michael Maiello in his Daily Beast piece reveals, “when we pay people like Zuckerberg to fund their own foundations, we are really helping the rich and coddled few even as we thank and honor them for their charity.”

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has ordered employees to stop crossing out the phrase “Black Lives Matter” on the walls at its Menlo Park, California, headquarters.

“We’ve never had rules around what people can write on our walls — we expect everybody to treat each other with respect,” Zuckerberg wrote, calling the incidents “disrespectful” and “malicious.”

Zuckerberg also expressed support for the Black Lives Matter movement, which campaigns against racial discrimination and police brutality. He encouraged employees to attend a town hall next week to learn about the movement. #Love it!