mark hanson

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dUde mother fuckinG facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking bElieve this shIt goddamn creator of facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowin the boat fuck yo shit I cant even fuckin believe this shit have you seen this shit Fuck I just watched this shit Fuck Jesse EisenberG man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build sHit with his barE hAnDs fucking best friend shit jeSse Eisenberg I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk aBout the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to bE sO interested in the shit I have to say about the facebook movie fUck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over spiderman crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented faceboOk Who the fuck invented Facebook



I just did this recently but

Like/reblog this if you post about:

- Jacksepticeye
- Markiplier
- Teamiplier
- Game Grumps
- Crankgameplays
- Signe / Septiishu
- Amy / Amyplier
- etc

And I’ll probs follow! Yay!

faunwaster  asked:

Wanna talk about a Stripper!AU?

I passed out during last night’s sleep over and never got to this but basically Stripper! AU it the most crack AU ever because

- Takes place after youtube implodes on itself and everyone needs a new job
- so Teamiplier + Danny and Arin + Septiishu + Felix and Marzia start up a strip club called Mad Mike’s Ice Cream Shop
- Yes, they serve ice cream
- Kathryn runs the business end of things, Amy is the bouncer, Mark and Tyler both recruit and perform, Eth is the cute lil waiter boi who isn’t allowed to perform because he’s an innocent child, Arin is the bar tender, Danny gives lap dances and sings, Jack kinda does a little bit of everything, (Signe is just there to look cute??) and lastly Felix and Marzia front the money for the business
- Amy and Kath and Signe are in charge of marketing, decorating and costuming
- Although Mark really insists that he’s in charge of costuming
- He wants? To do? all these weird? gimmicks??
- M: “We need to expand outside of firemen and cops, guys. That’s how we differentiate and stay above the competition.”
- *amy squints* “What are you saying mark.”
- M: “No body ask any questions but I ordered chef and baker costumes, we need to figure out how to make them tear-aways.”
- Eth the pure lil bean only dances to Fergalicious but it’s not even a strip tease it’s literally him dancing and being a goof and doing flips and people shower him in cash
- Theme nights
- So many theme nights
- I can’t remember why but Arin’s stipper name is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- Tyler’s stripper name is Zeus
- Mark is an egotistical bastard and only will let people call him Markiplier or “Big Daddy Markiplier”
- Also Rosanna is there she bakes and puts together the ice cream bar
- she also dances occasionally

honestly there’s so much more crack but this is a good starter
( @danhowell-rp since you missed the convo in which all of this was created)