French version of A heart full of love,
Cosette asks Marius is he’s the prince she was waiting for, and if they wanted the
play to be realistic, they’d stop the song at that point because Marius would
be to busy butting his head against a tree and murmuring: “damn it damn it she
wants a prince and I’m only a baron”.
Enjolras: the violation of our most basic human rights Courfeyrac: liberté. égalité. beyoncé. Combeferre: Harry Potter erotica Grantaire: some douche with an acoustic guitar Jehan: bees? Feuilly: a grown man crying at a movie Joly: embryonic stem cells Bossuet: the World’s Worst Human Being Bahorel: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Marius: the “shy kid in the corner” Eponine: the feminist agenda Cosette: Girls Gone Wild Musichetta: aggressive Legolas hair flips Montparnasse: smoking 1000 cigarettes just so you can sound like a dalek when you talk
I mean I love the fact that “I’m sorry Victor Hugo” is a popular tag on AO3 but let’s be real, we don’t need to apologise for anything, if Good Old Kinkshame-Deserving Vicky was alive today he would read every smutty fanfic with Great Enjoyment and would be the top author