converse-ing asked:

alright but: the romeo and mercutio thing u reblogged is Marius and combeferre

(cynics-and-romantics.tumblr.com/post/125455420255/romeo-oh-mercutio-mercutio-shes-fantastic)


Marius: Oh, Combeferre. Combeferre, she’s fantastic. The most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I’ve never felt this way before. It’s like a volcano erupting inside of me… like hot lava rising higher and higher and- What is that, Combeferre? What is it?

Combeferre: It’s called an erection. It’s either that or malaria.

Les Amis' Bad Habits:
  • Enjolras:Accidentally insulting people.
  • Combeferre:Forgetting to eat/sleep despite being that friend who always reminds everyone to eat/sleep.
  • Courfeyrac:Talking with his mouth full.
  • Marius:Making mountains out of mole hills.
  • Eponine:Flipping people off when it's honestly uncalled for.
  • Cosette:Cursing like a sailor when she gets really excited--imagine the shock on Marius' face when she got into her top-choice university.
  • Joly:Talking too fast.
  • Bousset:Very forgetful.
  • Musichetta:Dreadful pencil chewer.
  • Gavroche:Listening to nothing and no one.
  • Feuilly:Stubbornly never asking for help, ever. Also, chain smoker.
  • Bahorel:Only has one volume and that is loud.
  • Jehan:Likes bad boys, and therefore habitually lets people step on them.
  • Grantaire:Showering twice a day, self tattooing, drinking too much, falling in love and falling really hard.

Modern AU in which Marius decides to ask Valjean for Cosette’s hand in marriage because he’s traditional like that, but when he hears his daughter’s going to be taken away from him, Valjean starts crying, and Marius is like: “Oh no, don’t you start crying because if you start crying then I’m gonna start crying” and Cosette walks in on the two of them an hour later just sobbing together on the settee.