mario pjs

sapphic animated lady date nights

Korra and Asami: Mountain date, hike up a mountain with a giant dog, tease each other about ‘getting tired’ and have a kiss tax if one of you stumbles, point out weird rocks that look like your boss, make everyone feel less sporty when you both race the rest of the way to the top and the winner swings the loser around in her arms

Ruby and Sapphire: Embarrassing Mom date, giggle at all each other’s jokes, hold hands, take the family out to the fair and compliment your child when he does anything, win prizes for each other, practice cheesy pickup lines and have loud declarations of love in public when your wife so much as smiles

Bubblegum and Marceline: Meandering Date, serenade your workaholic gf with more and more obnoxious versions of ‘All Star’ until she agrees to go check out this cemetery with you. Accidentally upset some haunted tax collector headstones, destroy them, and then make out on a hilltop until dawn

Rose and Kanaya: Stay-in Date, stay at home and make mac-n-cheese with wine, quote Shakespeare/space alien Shakespeare, reenact famous movie scenes- except gay and you’re drinking wine and sometimes you fall over and kiss, pretend to be grownups and then play mario cart in your pjs for the rest of the night

Tsuyu and Ochako: Gal Pals School Night Date, high school girls go to a haunted house, scream, hold hands, tell each other they are the most beautiful thing in the entire world, make funny faces at each other and cuddle, get told by classmates you’d make a cute couple if one of you was a guy :), be gay 

Sailor Uranus and Neptune: Sophisticated Lesbian date, power couple goes to local high-end restaurant and are the most glamorous things in the room, show up in a sports car and make every girl in the vicinity 25% less straight, ballroom dance, get free cocktails, maybe fight a dude at the end of the night and make out up against an alley wall after they deck them 

anonymous asked:

can you do a daddy!dom!phil and dom!pj with bottom!dan? if you could have dan call pj something like sir that would be great too. Feel free to add anything

Yo I went a bit nuts with the “add anything”. Includes daddy!kink, exhibitionism, degradation , toys, fisting, double penetration, Dan being a little cock/cumslut jfc someone stop me.

Phil loves living with Dan, there’s no question about it. When it comes to roommates, Dan’s the full package; he’s Phil’s best friend, so he always has someone to talk to and play video games with, but he’s also his boyfriend, which means blowjobs and cuddles, too. He has all the other attributes of a great roommate as well – he cooks and cleans up after himself and always pays his rent on time. It’s very rare that they squabble and if they do it’s over something silly that’s resolved by the time they head to bed together. They’re perfect for each other, but the only problem with having such an incredible all-in-one human like Dan is that they tend to forget other people exist. It’s never on purpose, they just have a habit of getting caught up in their little life together and end up neglecting their other friends. That’s why, when Phil realises it’s almost been a year since they’ve seen PJ, he picks up the phone and invites their old friend around.

Another thing Dan and Phil don’t do as much as they used to is drink, so when the curly-haired 26-year-old turns up at their door, green eyes twinkling and right hand clutching a bottle of Jack Daniels, Phil knows it’s going to be an interesting night.

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Okay, take a second and imagine something with me: what if Paper Jam took place in the middle of Super Paper Mario?

Just. Paper!Bowser being like “Screw saving the world, I’m gonna team up with myself!”

Nastasia and Count Bleck seeing Regular!Luigi and thinking, What. What? There’s two?? And arguing about whether or not to brainwash him, too. 

Adding to that, Luigi encountering Mr. L. Extreme discomfort ensues.

Starlow and Tippi. Oh my god. Just. Starlow and Tippi.

P!Peach convincing R!Peach to help save the world and showing her different ways of attacking, how to use the parasol to defend and just general good girl times.

Count Bleck’s Minions vs the Koopalings in the ultimate showdown. Both sides fight to kill.

Later on, after P!Luigi has been recovered, instead of the section where both Mario’s are missing, both Luigi’s are missing. And let’s just say it’s not because of King Boo.

Then, at the end of the game, a three way fight between both Mario’s and both Peach’s, vs Shiny Mecha Bowser, vs Double Super Dimentio

Move Pam

I NEED FRIENDS. SO SOMEONE SEND ME A MESSAGE. I LEGIT WANT ONLINE FRIENDS.


It was the late evening, nearly half past ten, and you as well as a few of your boyfriend and his flatmate’s friends were sitting in the lounge playing on the video counsel. Of course, you loved video games, but everyone else was far more into it than you. So, instead, you laid against your boyfriend Dan’s chest and scrolled through your Instagram feed.

“Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.” Dan screamed out.

You took the time to glance up at the screen to see him struggling with a game of Mario cart. Phil, Pj and Louise were very focused on their parts of the screen as they tried to all beat each other.

Although you found it entertaining watching Dan go from first place to tenth every couple minutes, you got bored and ended up going back onto Instagram.

As you scrolled down a vine page, you tapped on one that looked good and turned your headphone volume up. The video ended up being hilarious.

A mother had called out to her son, whose name sounded like Chevy, but instead a dog driving a toy car came into the picture. You howled with laughter. It wasn’t that funny, it was just the fact it sounded like the kid was named Chevy and the dog was called Pam.

Dan gently pulled the headphones out of your ear and leant down so his lips were up against your ear. “What’s so funny, Y/N/?”

You responded by raising the phone up to his view so he could watch. “The dog’s name is fucking Pam. Who names a dog pam?”

“Well,” Dan laughed, as he ran his hands through your messy hair, “You did name the stuffed dog I bought you, Dave.”

“Don’t question me Howell.” You retorted.

“Well,” Dan said resting his chin on the top of your head, “I question you nearly every day,” his hands went around your waist, “How you can put up with my awesome skills in Mario cart.”

Phil snorted, “Nice to see you love the video of the dog. I love it also, but your Mario cart skills suck Danny.”

You nodded, I mean it was nice of Dan to talk with you, but now he was in the last place due to not playing the game.

“No need to question me, Howell, I’d beat your ass any day.”

“Y/N,” Dan mumbled, “You get distracted by a dog driving a toy car.”

„What?! Again?! You’re cheating, just admit it!!“
„As if anyone had to cheat to win against you.“
„Oi! Now that calls for a rematch! Just you wait, you’re done for this time!“
„Well, 21-0 says differently.“
„Y-you — STOP COUNTING ALREADY.“

(Headcannon: Isa has always been better at anything that has to do with computers or the like, including video games. He still is.)

Five more days till AkusaiMonth! I can’t wait!
(Should I keep this one for it as well? Probably. But I’m not, huhu. Oh my … I’ve got a plan, wish me good luck everyone @_@”)

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Force Awakens Rey makeup test (first try so It’s super crappy and extremely inaccurate but I tried! Obviously I look nothing like Daisy Ridley which does pose as the main issue I am faced with haha) 

(side note I put my Rey shirt on inside out so the pink lining is showing & then paired it with super Mario galaxy PJ pants…didn’t think I was going to actually take pictures when I was practicing oops. Doesn’t really matter though because I’m remaking the entire costume (since I created it in one night before the movie came out) a long with her Jedi steps one and the one not used but shown in the concept art book for Star Wars Celebration this year!)

**If someone knows how to actually do this face shaping stuff, I really welcome tips and advice! Would really help a noob out lol!

Goodbye Stranger

Summary: Phil Lester has always felt uncomfortable in his own skin. Making friends doesn’t come easily, and his sexuality is a giant question mark he doesn’t want to answer. Attending a summer camp is the last thing he wants to do, but it’s there he meets the lively, perceptive Dan Howell, who might prove him wrong in more ways than one. As the years go by the two continue their correspondence and become best friends. But some mistakes are irreparable, and Phil is forced to confront the consequences of his actions and decide what it is, exactly, that Dan means to him.

A/N: I’ve wanted to write a fic with ace!Phil for ages, but I’ve struggled with writing/talking about my sexuality for a long time. Then I realized that’s precisely why I needed to write something about asexuality. This is purely one person’s thoughts/feeling/experiences, and by no means speaks for everyone. (feat. cameos from fellow phan trash–gotta catch ‘em all)

tw; acephobia, homophobia, bi/panphobia, sexual content, dubious/non consent, depression, anxiety, self-harm, suicide/suicidal thoughts (most of these aren’t in part one, but they will be in future chapters)

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Part One: Loving Someone

Holding up the status quo instead of showing your kids
That they matter, who’re you gonna batter next?
Just keep hold of their necks and keep selling them sex
It’s better if we keep them perplexed
It’s better if we make them want the opposite sex

-Loving Someone, the 1975


Asexual

/āˈsekSH(əw)əl/

noun: asexual; plural noun: asexuals

  1. a person who has no sexual feelings or desires.


   At three years old Phil is oblivious. Four seems old and like a long ways away, and anything beyond that is as good as dead in his opinion. He’s too little to start school, but his parents have set up playdates with everyone from his little cousin to the twins in the house across the street.

    Mary is the granddaughter of his dad’s boss, and the sort of toddler that’s curious, assertive, and more observant than anyone gives her credit for. As an occasional favor Mary will come over for a playdate with Phil, and usually the afternoon results in a game of house or a tea party.

   This visit is no different. Mary barely steps through the door before she’s opening her backpack and pulling out a well worn tea set. She sets it up on Phil’s bed, arranging his stuffed animals in circle. He sits across from her, crossing his legs and dutifully picking up one of the tea cups. He doesn’t mind playing tea–not as much as he minds playing house at least.

    Mary sticks out her pinky, lifting the cup to her lips and taking a sip. “Mm, this is yummy.” The cup clatters against the saucer as she sets it down, looking at Phil expectantly.

    He pretends to pick up a biscuit, smearing it with butter. “Yum,” he echoes.

    Mary picks up the teapot, biting her lip in concentration as she refills the tiger’s cup. “Here you go Mr. Tiger.”

    “Tigger,” Phil corrects. He’d seen Winnie - the - Pooh a few months ago and consequently had named almost all of his animals after characters in the hundred acre wood.

   “Mr. Tigger,” Mary says, patting the animal on the head. The two continue in this fashion for the rest of the afternoon, drinking tea and eating biscuits and asking Owl whether he prefers butter or jam.

    The party is broken by his dad’s arrival and the following announcement. “Mary’s grandmother is here.”

   Ms. Werstenfeld trails behind his father, smiling lightly in Phil’s direction. With the same blue eyes and unruly brown hair as her granddaughter, the resemblance is uncanny. “Did you have fun?”

    “Yep!” Mary nods enthusiastically, stumbling to her feet and beginning to jump on the bed. The teapot tumbles over, lid popping off and imaginary tea spilling out. “We sat on Phil’s bed and jumped up and down and played tea party!”

    “Give them a few years and sitting isn’t all they’re going to be doing on beds,” Ms. Werstenfeld murmurs. It’s not a comment he or Mary are meant to hear, but they do.

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The High School Experience: Chapter One

Summary: Phil always sees movies about high school being the best years of his life. It’s the start of his senior year and, so far, it hasn’t been much of an experience. But as him and his best friend, PJ, meet two new guys starting school with them, Phil’s dull life may just turn around.

Triggers: none at the moment

Pairings: phan, kickthestickz (in later chapters)

Words: 1,074

Chapters: 1/?

A/N: I really hope you guys like this fic. It literally took me FOREVER to find a small town in England that had some kind of sixth form. (I’m from America). So I apologize if I got some things wrong about high school haha.

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