mario idk what

i don’t know why but I’ve always headcanoned how Luigi and Mario fall in love as very different. For example:

Mario: Realised he was in love with Peach a few months after they met. He was probably in the courtyard with her or something and while he already knew that she was an extraordinarily beautiful woman, he never thought of it past that. But as he watched her guide her toad servants around with a power and grace he had never seen from someone before, he realised he adored her in every way intangible.

In that moment he swore even if took the rest of their lives he would stick by her and do anything to keep her safe. 

Luigi:  Fell in love with Daisy literally the minute he saw her. Knew he wanted to marry her when she wouldn’t stop reciting puns about spaghetti and won in an impromptu fistfight against Wario. He has blurted out numerous inappropriate proclamations of love and marriage to her, which she just laughs off not knowing in his mind he is 100% serious.

Probably saw her crush a watermelon between her thighs once as a party trick and rushed home to try and find his late grandmother’s wedding ring to propose with. 

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here in my univeeeeeerse just bought this uh, new scuttlebug here. fun to transport up here in Hazy Maze Cave. but you wanna know what i like a lot more than Parallel Universes? this uh, new scuttlebug here. but you wanna know what i like a lot more than this uh, new scuttlebug here? my youtube video where i talk about this new scuttlebug here. duh duh dah duh duuuuuuuhhhh. in fact, i’m a lot more proud of the seven new universes i had to get installed to hold 2,000 new Scuttlebugs. :o :| :o :| UH it’s like the tj “henry” yoshi youtuber says, the more you press a, the more you TRANSPORT SCUTTLEBUGS IN HAZY MAZE CAVE. in fact, the real reason why i keep this scuttlebug here is the real reason i keep this scuttlebug here is that it’s a reminder. a reminder thats dreers are still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little Scuttlebug sleepin’ on ceilings in Hazy Maze Cave with only 47 billion a button presses in my a button account. and only 47 Scuttlebugs in my Scuttlebug account. and only 45 Caves in my Hazy Maze account. and only 47 youtube videos where i talk about tj “henry” yoshi in my youtube videos where i talk about tj “henry” yoshi account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a Scuttlebug. and another Scuttlebug and a few more Scuttlebugs. i found 5 Scuttlebugs. i don’t call it speed anymore i call it qpus, you must have enough qpus, you must have enough scuttlebugs, you must HALF PRESS THE A BUTTON. i’ll see you on my youtube channel, quick video, it’ll show you MISALIGNED QPUS