PSA: fish are fucking hard to take care of!! they are not ‘easy beginner pets’ and require a ton of care! they are expensive to take care of, and many people don't understand the amount of work and research it takes to keep fish alive! please don't ever buy a fish without doing proper research (or without cycling your tank) first!
"I can start with how I went to marine science camp as a kid and end with that time I accidentally brought a flamethrower into the county courthouse" --- PLEASE EXPLAIN IM SO CONFUSED D: