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Song Lyric Prompts

Some prompts may be altered slightly to sound better/fit the request (e.g. prompt may be turned into several different phrases, changed wording, etc.) Ye have been warned.

1. “If your gonna be the death of me that’s how I wanna go.” –Collar Full, Panic! At The Disco

2. “Drugs every corner this is Gotham City / Killer Croc came to kidnap you then cut out your kidney.” –Purple Lamborghini, Skrillex ft. Rick Ross

3. “All the boys and I / All the boys and I / Love her madly.” –All The Boys, Panic! At The Disco

4. “Can’t do this to me baby.” –Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen

5. “I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out / Cause that’s what young love is all about.” –Bubblegum Bitch, Marina and the Diamonds

6. “Sometimes quiet is violent.” –Car Radio, Twenty Øne Piløts

7. “What a wonderful caricature of intimacy.” –Build God, Then We’ll Talk, Panic! At The Disco

8. “Choke this love till the veins start to shiver.” –River, BISHOP

9. “I’m scared to get close / And I hate being alone.” –Can You Feel My Heart, Bring Me The Horizon

10. “Holy hands / Well they make me a sinner.” –River, BISHOP

11. “And all the kids cry out / Please stop you’re scaring me / I can’t help this awful energy / God damn right you should be scared of me / Who is in control?” –Control, Halsey

12. “Are you insane like me / Been in pain like me?” –Gasoline, Halsey

13. “If crazy equals genius / I’m a fucking arsonist / I’m a rocket scientist.” –Crazy = Genius, Panic! At The Disco

14. “Why don’t you show me a little bit of spine / You’ve been saving for his mattress, love.” –Dance, Dance, Fall Out Boy

15. “I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt / But I make these high heels work.” –Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time, Panic! At The Disco

16. “The higher I get the lower I’ll sink / I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim.” –Can You Feel My Heart, Bring Me The Horizon

17. “This just ain’t livin’.” –Cancer, My Chemical Romance

18. “The normals / They make me afraid / The crazies / They make me feel sane.” –Mad Hatter, Melanie Martinez

19. “I’m fairly local / I’ve been around / I’ve seen the streets / You’re walking down.” –Fairly Local, Twenty Øne Piløts

20. “Our brains are sick but that’s okay.” –Fake You Out, Twenty Øne Piløts

21. “I need a gangsta / To love me better / Than all the others do.” –Gangsta, Kehlani

22. “I’m mean it, I’m okay (trust me) / I’m not okay.” –I’m Not Okay, My Chemical Romance

23. “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” –Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time, Panic! At The Disco

24. “Help our souls tonight / We’re losing / Losing this fight.” –Help Our Souls, Nihils

23. “To hang me up now / By my neck / Cause I’m a fate worse than death.” –Sarcasm, Get Scared

24. “I feel like I’m the worst so I always act like I’m the best.” -Oh No!, Marina and the Diamonds

25. “Could you imagine that / If we were gay?” –If We Were Gay, Ninja Sex Party

26. “Glory and gore goes hand in hand / That’s why we’re making headlines.” –Glory and Gore, Lorde

27. “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.” –Colors, Halsey

28. “You never know the psychopath sitting next to you / You never know the murderer sitting next to you.” –Heathens, Twenty Øne Piløts

29. “Can you save my heavy, dirty, soul?” –HeavyDirtySoul, Twenty Øne Piløts

30. “Those thoughts of past lovers / They’ll always haunt me.” –House of Memories, Panic! At The Disco

31. “When the city goes silent / The ringing in my ears gets violent.” –Jet Pack Blues, Fall Out Boy

32. “You got two black eyes from loving too hard / And a black heart that matches your blackest soul.” –LA Devotee, Panic! At The Disco

33. “I wanna make you shiver / Make your backbone quiver.” –Mercenary, Panic! At The Disco

34. “I do not have writers block / My writer just hates the clock.” –Migraine, Twenty Øne Piløts

35. “Don’t do love / Don’t do friends / I’m only after success.” –Oh No!, Marina and the Diamonds

36. “Make me / Make me impressed / Make me / Make me obsessed.” Pretty Little Psycho, Porcelain Black

37. “I’ve been thinking too much / Help me.” –Ride, Twenty Øne Piløts

38. “My shadow’s the only one who walks beside me.” –Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Green Day

39. “You don’t love me / Big fucking deal.” –Starring Role, Marina and the Diamonds

40. “Don’t you think that it’s boring how people talk?” –Tennis Court, Lorde

41. “Whether near or far / I am always yours.” –The End of All Things, Panic! At The Disco

42. “Am I more than you bargained for yet?” –Sugar We’re Going Down, Fall Out Boy

43. “And I could just die laughing on your spiral of shame.” –Twin Skeletons, Fall Out Boy

44. “If wanna start a fight you better throw the first punch.” –The Good, The Bad, And The Dirty, Panic! At The Disco

45. “You’ll have to watch me struggle from several rooms away / But tonight I need you to stay.” -The Run and Go, Twenty Øne Piløts

46. “Drinking white wine in the blushing light.” –LA Devotee, Panic! At The Disco

47. “That shit is my jam.” –Samurai Abstinence Patrol, Ninja Sex Party

48. “Build a palace out in Paris just to fill with bitches.” –Purple Lamborghini, Skrillex ft. Rick Ross

49. “Your lips / They got me goin’.” –Lips, Marian Hill

50. “You don’t know the half of the abuse.” –Heathens, Twenty Øne Piløts

51. “God, I wish I never spoke.” –Soap, Melanie Martinez

52. “So what are you waiting for / Cause someone could love you more.” –LOST BOY, Troye Sivan

53. “In the Vegas lights / Where feelings spend the weekend.” –Vegas Lights, Panic! At The Disco

54. “Wow, I probably should’ve stayed inside my house.” –The Judge, Twenty Øne Piløts

55. “The windowsill looks really nice, right? / You think twice about your life / It probably happens at night, right?” –Holding Onto You, Twenty Øne Piløts

Feel free to add more or request your own lyrics!

Fic: Afternoon Delight (1/1)

Group prompt from @flslp87 and @ilovemesomekillianjones: David’s reaction to walking in on CS during a compromising/private moment.

Please check out the other authors who answered the prompt:

 @areyousittingcomfortably @captainswanismyendgame
@charmingturkeysandwich @eala-captian @flslp87
@hungrywhovianpotterheadfrom221b @i-know-how-you-kiss
@ilovemesomekillianjones @krustybunny @lassluna
@lizzyc807shipscaptainswan @pocket-anon @stubble-sandwich
@thegirlwhowaited82 @totheendoftheworldortime @whimsicallyenchantedrose @wordsmith-storyweaver @xhooksjigglypuffx    

Prompt Master Post

Author’s Note: Way back in 1998, Sports Night introduced my preteen sister and a teenage me to Starland Vocal Band’s “Afternoon Delight,” which then kind of became a joke in my family because my sister, in all her preteen innocence, thought the song was about going out to lunch. (Spoiler alert: it is so not.) Take this family joke, add the prompt, mix it all together, and you get what you see below. ;)


“Well, isn’t this a wonderful surprise,” a grinning David said as his lovely wife came around the corner into the bullpen of the sheriff’s station, pushing their content baby boy in the stroller. On top of the stroller’s sunshade lay what David gathered was the reason for Snow’s visit: a plastic container filled to the brim with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

David pushed himself up from his seat and greeted his wife with a kiss. “I had some free time this morning and thought I’d surprise my two favorite sheriffs,” Snow confirmed as David crouched down to unbuckle little Neal and take him into his arms. She peeked into Emma’s office and was surprised to find it empty. “Speaking of, where is that daughter of ours?”

“Having lunch on the Jolly Roger with Hook,” David answered, standing up straight and planting a kiss on baby Neal’s forehead. “She did say they weren’t sailing today, though, just spending her lunch hour at anchor.”

“Aw, she’s going to miss it.”

He didn’t even have to ask what Snow meant. Every time Snow baked cookies, Emma mentioned that she adored eating them fresh out of the oven. They were the best when they were still warm and soft and the chocolate was still all melty, to use her exact words. It was such a relatively short amount of time in a chocolate chip cookie’s life span that it would be over by the time Emma returned to the station from her lunch break.

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brendon’s periscope recap 6/28
  • brendon does a spot-on impression of marina and the diamonds 
  • if brendon gets a million followers he’ll make a vine again
  • brendon has sadly not been to the castro district of san fran
  • sarah and brendon are doing a little date to go see jurassic world “just have a cute little day together. especially if you’re married you should still go on dates. give each other little surprise gifts.” 
  • on if he’d live in new york city: “if i was going to do a broadway play and work in new york, then yes i’d work there”
  • about being interviewing with a little kid: “i was a little weird out. and i swear so much. i had to over-think what i was saying so i didn’t slip up and say something really shitty” 
  • “‘what’s on your mind on stage?’ all kinds of things. i’m just trying not to overthink everything.” 
  • “i’ve never taken a dance class. i had to do a dance rehearsal to learn this is gospel and ready to go videos. but that was fun but very difficult. it’s a very demanding activity.” 
  • “my first celeb crush, when was young i had a huge crush on julie andrews in mary poppins.” 
  • “my first man crush? i loved paul newman. johnny depp. he’s a beautiful man.” 
  • his nickname that this parents call him is “bubba sub”
  • “why are you guys labeling me so much?” (probably in response to him talking about his “man crushes”)
  • “‘still planning on having an anniversary party for fever?’ yeah defiantly going to have one. still gotta figure out what exactly is happening” 
  • “‘weirdest thing a fan ever did to you?’ asked to touch my hair” 
  • “was i ever in theatre class? i was in theatre craft. i built sets. but it was just an excuse to smoke weed. it was a fuck around class.” 
  • brendon used to go on group mormon dates and “i would suggest ice blocking. you buy a giant chunk of ice and put a towel on it and then slide down a grass hill.” 
  • brendon talks in german and then does a great impression of a girl in a muzzy commercial saying “je suis une fille” when asked to say something sexy in french
  • “i pay people to do dumb stuff. i don’t get paid to do dumb stuff” 
  • brendon visited a vocal coach a few years ago. “i’m so terrible at that. i should go back.” 
  • about what gifts he wants: “just you showing up to the shows. that’s all i care about. you don’t have to get me any gifts.” 
  • about the cabin album: “i don’t have that stuff. but we have it on a hard drive. it’s somewhere”
  • brendon said new perspective was not about a blowjob but about a dream he had about moving to california and dating sarah 
Arthur Recap Season 7 Episode 9 Prunella Sees the Light

AKA We Learn Not Be Condescending to Blind People

Buster is having a consultation with Made Prunella, who may be the biggest scammer since Miss Cleo. Prunella uses her “psychic abilities” to predict that Buster has an upcoming math test. Conveniently, her vision fades out when she needs a candy fix. Buster can only give her on measly Skittle so Prunella sighs they’ll have to take a break to eat some leftover brownies in her kitchen.

Damn. Prunella can’t even scam children out of their candy. She is a terrible fake psychic. Miss Cleo would be ashamed.

When the kids leave Prunella’s room, a real vision appears in Prunella’s crystal ball. It’s of Marina yelling at Prunella! What?! I thought they were friends! What on earth happened here?

Guess we’ll have to watch and find out…

Prunella and Marina watch a trailer for the Henry Screever movie and get excited that their favorite series is coming to life. 

You know, the more they make Henry Screever references in this series, the more I would actualy pay to read/watch an adaptation of that parody series. The villain is named Moldywort, there’s a brick of wonders, someone named Persephone, and at one point Harry had cucumbers growing out of his nose? I need to see what this mess is about.

Anyway, Prunella decides to hold a surprise slumber party at her house and then she and Marina can go see the movie together. Buster finds her in the store trying to find the right bed sheets to decorate her room to look like one of the settings from the Henry Screever novel.

“Marina? That’s your friend who’s blind, right?” asks Buster. “What does it matter what color they are? She can’t see them.”

Prunella is flustered but insists that Marina will appreciate the attention to detail. However that night, she has a nightmare that Marina gets offended that Prunella keeps bragging about the decorations, even though Marina can’t see them. Marina gets so upset that she turns Prunella into a giraffe before she storms off.

Prunella wakes up in cold sweat. 

I don’t really understand why though; I mean, she’s already an anthropomorphic animal so being a giraffe wouldn’t be that big of a deal.

Prunella talks over her worries with Muffy, who is arguably one of the worst people to turn to for advice. Didn’t we establish this in “Don’t Ask Muffy”? 

Maybe that episode hasn’t occurred in this out of order timeline because Prunella takes Muffy’s suggestions to roll up the carpets and soften the sharp edges around the house. Rubella trips over the guiding string Prunella laid out for Marina to use to find her way around the house. 

Rubella points out that Prunella could just ask Marina if she needs any special accommodations  "But I swore on the Wheel of Edam that I wouldn’t tell,” protests Prunella.

“Listen, I know you’re nine years old and this Henry Screever shit is your life but just ask your friend if she needs anything. Like damn, it’s not that serious,” Rubella says. “What’s more important? Having a a good time with your friend or a swear on a piece of cheese?”

Damn. Edam is type of cheese? This show really does teach me stuff.

Prunella finally works up the nerve to ask Marina about any special accommodations but doesn’t know how to word her questions. Luckily for her, she bumps into Marina when Marina is playing soccer. Prunella is impressed that Marina can play soccer and is relieved when Marina offers to host a sleepover at her house. Prunella immediately says yes so she doesn’t have to worry about freaking out about Marina’s needs.

Well, sort of.

At Marina’s house, Prunella continues to tiptoe around Marina and treat her like an invalid. She tries to help Marina eat dinner, screams out a warning when Marina almost steps on a upturned rug, and asks a million questions about what it’s like to be blind.

To her credit, Marina gently sidesteps Prunella’s “help” or jokes about it. The straw that breaks the blind girl’s back is when Prunella freaks out when Marina falls down during their pillow fight. “Frankly Prunella, you’re driving me crazy!” shouts Marina.

Hurt and confused, Prunella goes home early.

Prunella mopes in her bedroom as Buster comes by for another fortune telling. She tells him about her fight with Marina. “I was just trying to be extra considerate,” she says. Buster points out that Prunella was more annoying than helpful. He reminds Prunella how everyone walked on eggshells when he was diagnosed with asthma and how he hated it.

“Would you like it if someone was fussing over you all the time?” he asks.

Pretty ironic that Buster is doling out advice when he was the one who caused this mess in the first place.

At any rate, Prunella realizes he is right and goes to make up with Marina. The girl see the Henry Screever movie together and discuss how terrible it is without Prunella being condescending about Marina’s blindness.

Prunella finally sees the light!

Grade: A- (I like this episode. It’s one of the “lesson episodes” but damned if it isn’t a good one. I really like the way the writers have used the Marina character–she’s fun, sassy, and not afraid to stand up for herself. I sort of wanted to have Marina be the one to explain why Prunella’ attitude was condescending and be like, “Yo, we were fine before. Why are you acting so weird all of a sudden about me being blind?” but I know that tying Buster pack into the plot was also a neat move, especially considering how everyone overreacted to his asthma. Plus, I always love Henry Screever references.)

Rating: 57% intense. Learning not to be a dick to your blind friend is intense