marina and the diamond fans

FANS

david bowie fans: 

- gay 
- obsessed with glitter 
- dress like a 70s groupie 
- want to do cocaine


hole fans: 

- fights everyone that says courtney killed kurt 
- a ball of anger 
- smudges their lipstick on purpose 
- sleeps with everyone


nirvana fans: 

- probably depressed 
- buys vintage clothes 
- cries themselves to sleep 
- hates courtney love


amy winehouse fans: 

- cries about their ex 
- wears too much eyeliner 
- sleeps with their best friends crush 
- probably smokes weed


tøp fans: 

- depressed 
- makes weird conspiracies about blurryface 
- really emo
- never stops crying 


lady gaga fans: 

- gay 
- watches rupaul’s drag race 
- “YASS QUEEN SLAY" 
- "LG5 will be soon”


eminem fans: 

- “i hate women”


sky ferreira fans: 

- have an aesthetic tumblr blog 
- smoke 
- “masochism will be released soon" 
- knows deep down that it wont


lana del rey fans:

- have a daddy kink 
- flirts with their older brothers friends 
- pouts 24/7 
- wants to do acid and fuck everyone 


melanie martinez fans: 

- wears babies clothes 
- bitchy af 
- cries about everything 
- fights anyone that says something bad about mel


the beatles fans: 

- lowkey bitchy 
- cry over paul mccartney 
- listens to vinyl 
 - wish they were alive in the 60s


mcr fans: 

- emo 
- think there will be a mcr reunion 
- have black hair 
- wear 20 wristbands


oasis fans: 

- thinks theyre a roadman 
- wears parka coats 
- uses ‘your mum’ as an insult 
- says 'fight me’ to everyone


the doors fans: 

- write poetry 
- read jack kerouac 
- do drugs
- love boys with beards


marina + the diamonds fans: 

- that FROOT is familiar! 
- electra heart is the best era 
- calls themselves a heartbreaker 
- has never had a bf


halsey fans: 

- vegan 
- wears foundation darker than their face 
- has an aesthetic blog 
- probably sad


miley cyrus fans: 

- smokes weed everyday 
- hannah montana is dead ! 
- literally wont shutup about weed 
- weed weed weed weed


rihanna fans: 

- ready to fight a bitch anytime 
- never stops twerking 
- dont fuck with them 
- wears leather bras


the smiths fans: 

- "MORRISSEY IS GOD" 
- never leave their room 
- depressed 
- tweets that pic of morrissey holding his tit all day


5sos fans: 

- rats in human form 
- start wars with other fanbases 
- never stop screaming over everything 
-need to shut up


fka twigs fans: 

- probably have a ouija board 
- angelic but deadly 
- always wear black clothes 
- perfect lipstick all the time


drake fans: 

- still not over their ex 
- bitches about their ex’s new gf 
- has fake gucci bags 
- eyeliner so sharp it could kill a bitch


velvet underground fans: 

- only ever wear black 
- smoke cigarettes for the aesthetic 
- love andy warhol 
- probably bisexual


by @francesxox on Twitter.

this is it… langst is all i will be remembered for 

-lance is a HUGE. fan of Marina and the Diamonds. All of her songs just hit him in the heart just right, but whenever he listens to them he starts crying. Someone started humming or singing it and instantly became alarmed/panicked when he started bawling.

-allura and coran can’t possibly be the only alteans left. there would have been some alteans that lived on other planets, right? lance’s great great grandparents were completely altean, but they stayed shapeshifted as humans for so long their children looked like humans too. Lance is 100% percent altean, but his familes forgot their history.

-lance self harms. not cutting, he does it in more… subtle ways. like making himself sleep with no blankets, or biting his hands, or scratching at his skin. shiro did all of these things, so when he realizes what lance is doing he immediately tells everyone else in an attempt to help (he really did try to help. he really did.), but that’s not a good idea. Lance lashes out and panics.

-alteans don’t lie about important things. they’re truthful and honest (until it comes to ‘who stole my cookies??’. then they lie.), and they don’t know how tricky and deceitful humans can be. Lance, coran and allura soon learn, is an expert liar.

-lance always carries a compact mirror around with him, and a lot of times people call him out for ‘being obsessed with his appearance’. somehow, it saves the entire team at some point, whether from blinding an enemy, or making a stuck-up king thankful, but pidge mutters ‘wow, lance’s vanity finally does something useful for once.’ lance hears her.

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