A/N: Oops I wrote a thing. Go easy on me, I’ve never written Lucifer but the second I got this ask I got flooded with ideas.
Pairing: Casifer x Reader
Warnings: Fingering, language, daddy!kink, smut, voyeurism if you count Cas seeing what’s happening from the inside, a um, a rough blowjob, hair pulling, light choking
Word Count: 1.3k
“Everybody out!” you shouted as you marched into your father’s, throne room, lair, dungeon – whatever he was calling it these days. The demons surrounding Lucifer jumping and scattering. You loved that affect you had on them.
“Y/N, how very nice to finally meet you.” Lucifer said as you walked up to him as he lounged in your father’s throne.
He was wearing Castiel. Which in all honestly, fit him like a glove. You looked to the side to see your father, Crowley on all fours, trapped in a hell hound’s cage, bound like a dog.
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
“Mmm, Cas, yes..” you trailed off as your hands threaded into the dark brown locks that belonged to the angel between your thighs.
“L-left,” you whimpered, guiding his head to your right and his left so that his tongue drug across your folds perfectly- “fuuck, right there… oh god.”
You cried out as his tongue swiped up and down, leaving you panting and writhing beneath him as your orgasm washed you over only a second later, your throbbing sex exploding with the intense pleasure you’d been chasing after for the last hour before Cas pulled away.
diego luna films i've seen rated by his moments in them
Y Tu Mama Tambien:
He is a main character and in almost every scene. Wow. You see so much, possibly TOO much of Diego, so watch out if you're a minor or just don't like sexual scenes in films. Definite gay vibes with co-star played by childhood best friend Gael García Bernal. There's a wonderful and powerful confrontation scene between the two men around an hour in, Diego's acting is WOAH. And everyone thought he was the ugly one, we were so wrong. AND SO MUCH SPANISH. The phrase 'no mames' is uttered approximately 178 times. 9/10
Salma Hayek plays artist Frida Kahlo in this unique film. Diego plays her young lover Alex in the beginning of the movie; they have sex in a closet at some point, wild. Their relationship is cut short after a tragic bus accident which leaves Frida crippled. He brings her flowers and they break up, and Diego's role is finished. But I just had to keep watching because of how special the cinematography of this film is! The bus accident is so well directed it blew my mind. I don't know enough about Frida Kahlo to know how accurate this film was, but it was certainly a once-in-a-lifetime experience. But since this is a list about Diego, low points ought to be given. He really isn't in this movie a lot. Let's see, 2/10.
A true cinematic treasure. Also known as the worst movie you will ever see and you will love every second of it. Bad script, zero plot - but Diego does his best and fucking nails every moment in this film, carries it on his back. Apparently no one told him that he was supposed to act robotic, so everything he does is sweet and natural and he makes it look easy. All the while dancing himself into Castro-era Cuba, which he does SO well that Jonathan Jackson, who is supposed to be his romantic rival, actually seems TURNED ON whenever he sees Diego dance. Nice. Sweaty group-dance sequences, cutish one-liners. Actually makes out with dance partner Romola Garai in front of her PARENTS, after a very erotic dance routine, like how savage. 10/10
Diego plays airport employee who befriends Tom Hanks, and probably charms the pants off him, because he is wonderful in this secondary role. During the 2 hours of this film, all he wears is a jumpsuit/uniform and makes it look like a fashion statement. Has quite a lot of one-on-one scenes with The Tom Hanks himself, and is in love with Zoe Saldana, which is sweet, if not a bit generic chasing the girl type of thing. There's a scene where he absent-mindedly starts speaking Spanish to Tom Hanks who of course doesn't understand him, and Diego's very very cute about it. LO AND BEHOLD: one hour in, he changes into a suit while pouring Catherine Zeta-Jones too much wine. A breathtaking moment. 6/10
A very strange film about celebrity imitators. Diego plays a Michael Jackson impersonator in the film, his voice and looks imitating the singer and dancer. The movie introduces us to a surreal world of people living the lives of the famous people they dress up as, blurring the line between impersonating and becoming. He's rather in the center in the first and last bit of the movie, but the focus shifts in the middle with the story of "Marilyn" and "Charlie Chaplin". This film is a true risk-taker, which means it's not for the masses. Very thought-provoking though! 7/10
Diego plays Sean Penn's gay lover, and he's only in this movie for a short period of time. Kind of mentally unstable in this role, he tells Sean Penn he loves him without actually knowing what his name is. The movie deals with gay rights and is set in the 1970s, resulting in everyone having funny hair. This is an important LGBT film, but I hate Sean Penn, so there you have it. He is admittedly a skilled actor though. However, the lack of Diego in the majority of this film has to mean low points. 3/10
Rudo y Cursi:
Another Diego-Gael movie. This time, it's about football. This is an excellent and very sad film set in Mexico that discusses the world of professional football playing. Diego is very different both in looks and in character from how he is in his other films - it's like he's a different person! That says a lot about his acting skills really. This film is also in Spanish, Diego shouts a lot (and very well too) and calls everyone 'chinga' and 'güey'. 8/10
The Book of Life:
What a film! This animated feature has Diego portray main character Manolo Sanchez and makes you swoon basically. Since he's present in voice-acting only, you don't get to see his pretty face, BUT his voice is gorgeous both in speaking and in singing. A lot of songs are sung by Diego in this movie, and it's so so good. The Apology Song made me cry. Fun fact: Zoe Saldana is once again a love interest to Diego in this film, and their duet No Matter Where You Are is short but earth-shattering. 9/10
Yep, Diego plays Giacomo Casanova in this TV movie, so you get the idea. It's about Casanova starting over in Paris, but things do not go well. Diego is very charming and rather authentic as Casanova. He makes out with women and climbs on rooftops in heels. Lots of close-ups to his face, I approve. However, this film confuses me. It's set in France, yet people speak with a British accent, except for Diego of course, who speaks with a Mexican accent BOTH in English and in Italian. The latter bothered me a bit, seeing as he is supposed to be a native Italian. All that aside, his performance is overall lovely. This film also has nice cinematography and a pretty solid script. Lots and lots of Diego seducing not-so-innocent maidens. 10/10
The greatest movie you will ever see. Diego has the role he deserves as he steals all our hearts as Captain Cassian Andor. You guys know the scene he gets all wet in the rain and then loads his gun on the ship? Sign me up. Warning: you WILL cry. 100/10
Request: Castiel physically hurting the reader while being really angry about something that happened and the whole situation ends up in both of them admitting their feelings towards each other ? :) -Requested by Anon
A/N: Here’s a random little fluff bit for you guys <3
Pairing: Castiel x Reader
Warnings: Language, implied smut
Word Count: 1.4k
“Castiel I swear to god, don’t fucking talk to me!” you shouted as you stormed into the bunker, slamming the door open and stomping down the stairs to the war room. You weren’t surprised to see Sam and Dean had gotten up and come into the room to see what all the commotion was.
“Y/N, I’m sor-” The angel began, following you into the bunker, but you cut him off.
The day after Marilyn died, I sat at the counter of a coffee shop in New York City. Suddenly I heard her name mentioned. A workman eating at the counter was saying to a friend, “I was working on the street outside her apartment house on 57th Street, and whenever she’d come out she’d always say, ‘Hi,’ right to me.” And then he announced to the restaurant at large, “Marilyn Monroe was the nicest girl in the whole world!”
-“Behind the Myth the Face of Norma Jean” by Richard Meryman for Life magazine, November 4th, 1966.
Leave it to the media to call Marilyn Manson fat after being seen in public nine days after his Dad has passed away. No fucking shame at all. Like that was the fucking title of the article. Obviously going through a hard time, anyone would be after losing someone and they just had to comment on his appearance. Fuck you, you’re despicable.
Request:How about a smutty Cas request where he’s fucking the reader on the hood of the impala inside the garage but Sam and Dean catch them as they are leaving for a hunt? I love your writing and I feel like you would write this request really well. -Requested by Anon.
A/N: Well these requests sure are helping my writer’s block! <3
Pairing: Castiel x Reader
Warnings: smut, language
Word Count: 1.4k
Dean pulled into the garage and you let out a sigh when he turned the ignition off.
You two wanna get that stuff outta the back?” He asked, turning to you and Cas. Sam and Dean needed to pack up for a hunt.
“Yep. Be in, in a minute.” you nodded, slumping back into the back seat. It was a habit of yours. You did it before you got out of the Impala nearly every time. You didn’t know what it was, but you just felt the need to sit there for a minute before getting out.
A moment later, Sam and Dean had already made their way back into the bunker, and you looked over at Cas, you were surprised that he hadn’t followed the boys.
“Can I help you?” you asked in a playful tone.
“I think you know the answer to that question.” he responded. Cas had one arm propped up on the back of the seat as he turned to face you. The look on his face telling you exactly what he needed - exactly what you both needed, as he placed a hand on your thigh.