Don't Let Stupid Boys Make You Sad

(Will be adding more over time but this is what I have currently. Also open to suggestions)

No Scrubs by TLC
Spice Up Your Life by Spice Girls
Upgrade U by Beyoncé
Fighter by Christina Aguilera
So What by P!nk
Survivor by Destiny’s Child
I Don’t Need a Man by Pussycat Dolls
Run the World by Beyoncé
Stronger by Kelly Clarkson
Respect by Aretha Franklin
Grown by Little Mix
Hair by Little Mix
Stupid Girls by Pink
Man I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain
Wannabe by Spice Girls
Somethin Bad by Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert
Bang bang bang by Selena Gomez
Colors by Halsey
Ghost by Halsey
Close by Nick Jonas
Domino by Jessie J
Girl Almighty by One Direction
Good Girl by Carrie Underwood
Goodbye Song by MTKO
Hurricane by Halsey
If You Don’t Know by 5sos
The Irony of Chocking on a Lifesaver by All Time Low
A Little Too Much by Shawn Mendes
Move by Little Mix
OMG by Little Mix
Outer Space/ Carry On by 5sos
Paint Me Black by Ben Hazelwood and Mali-Koa Hood
Stitches by Shawn Mendes
Story of Another Us by 5sos
Weird People by Little Mix
By Now by Marianas Trench
That’s My Girl by Fifth Harmony
The Life by Fifth Harmony
Shout Out to my Ex by Little Mix
Power by Little Mix

The signs as things Josh Ramsay said at my concert

Aries: “if you’re the front man of a band your job is to fucking talk”
Taurus: “i don’t know many things about anything really”
Gemini: “if you need advice on wearing leather pants or guys wearing makeup, I’m your fucking guy”
Cancer: “I want some alone time with you guys, I get jealous with those other assholes”
Leo: “I can only have so many fucking hand drawn pictures of myself before I start to look like an asshole”
Virgo: “as a performer sometimes we do this thing called acting maybe you’ve heard of it”
Capricorn: “I have never been at a concert and been like man I could really use a fucking omelet right now”
Sagittarius: “I break hearts not laws honey”
Scorpio: “man I could use some fucking alcohol right now, please don’t buy me drinks”
Libra: “this Canadian to American translation must be off”
Aquarius: *messes up the verses* “man you guys know my songs better than me why don’t you be the fucking lead singer”
Pieces: “it’s hot in here so I’m just gonna take my shirt off because I’m a fucking slut”

Astoria: a track by track review
  • Astoria: Josh has been possessed by Freddy Mercury and I am here for it
  • Burning Up: how
  • Yesterday: I'm dancing like a drunk dad at a barbecue
  • One Love: who hurt him who hurt my son
  • This Means War: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
  • Dearly Departed: who hurt my son part 2
  • Shut Up and Kiss Me: how did this Jackson Five track get into my itunes library
  • Forget Me Not: I'm not going to make fun of this one sorry
  • Wildfire: it's like Desperate Measures but SPICIER
  • Who Do You Love: I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAAA
  • While We're Young: put this down as my cause of death
  • End of An Era: WITNESS ME