maria hil

anonymous asked:

Please more of Steve getting turned on by women holding his shield.

It wasn’t often that Maria Hill joined them on missions.  She was typically back-of-house, behind-the-scenes, sees-all-knows-all.  

Steve knew, objectively, she earned her position within S.H.I.E.L.D. She was competent and clever and calculating and had courage in spades.  

Steve had never really seen, first-hand, Maria Hill in combat.  She was brutally efficient, like Natasha. She didn’t have the same grace as Natasha, but where Natasha had a dancers grace, Maria Hill had a martial artists.  

She also had his shield.  He’d thrown it into an oncoming Space Pig (how many weaponzied versions of Earth animals were out there, anyway?) and Maria had grabbed it as it rebounded, using it to both defend herself from one creature and attack another (she decapitated it with ease and a sleek, efficient movement that was all brutal force).  She tossed it back his way with a word of warning, without which Steve was fairly sure he’d have been hit in the face by his own shield.  

”So that’s how it is?” Came Sam’s voice over his earpiece.  

“Don’t you have ‘space bacon to fry’?”  Steve asked.  

“Don’t be jealous I have all the good lines.  But seriously.  We need to work on your poker face.” 

Steve groaned.  “It’s not like anything. I need to work on nothing.”

“Steve.”  That was Maria Hil.  “Thanks for the shield.  And the once-over.  It’s nice to know the suit’s still flattering.” 

“See?!” Sam gloated.

“Fine.  Poker faces. We’ll work on it.”

Manipulation: Avengers x Reader

Request:  The reader has the power to control minds, but she doesn’t know how to control them. One day, she accidentally made all of the Avengers think that they were in love with her, so they try to fight for her affection. In the end, she breaks the connection, and they all have an awkward conversation in the end.

Thanks so much for requesting this awesome idea disneylandequalssecondhome​, I hope you like it!  I tried to make it light and fun, but finding gifs for these one-shots is so hard.

 

“Look, I can’t just do it on command, I don’t know how,” you said while shrugging your shoulders.  The whole team was there watching you, waiting for you to show them the powers you’ve had to hide all of your life.

“Well you’ll definitely not be able to do it with that attitude,” Steve joked, but only earned a glare from you.  Your attitude was fine, four hours ago.  Tony and Bruce refused to let you leave the training room until you showed some kind of sign as to how your mutation worked.  You were hungry, annoyed, and just about ready to tear everyone’s head off.

“Can’t we just do this another day?  I’m not really feeling it today.”  Truth is, you never really felt comfortable with your powers.  You were able to manipulate people’s thoughts, control minds in a sense.  It came in handy sometimes, when you could actually get it to work.  You didn’t know how to control it, but when you really needed it, your mutation seemed to disappear.  Which was a pain in the ass.

Tony was staring at you intently, willing you to do something.  He was probably just as bored as you were.

“No, you’re not leaving until you do something.”  Bruce answered, crossing his arms in mock disappointment.  You groaned, throwing yourself on the ground and curling up in a fetal position.  You aggressively rubbed your face, trying to activate something in your brain.  But nothing seemed to work.

Suddenly, the wind got knocked out of you, and you watched as all of the Avengers turned towards you.  They seemed frozen, but that only lasted a second before they all blinked and looked around, obviously confused.

“Y/n, what’re you doing on the ground?  Are you hurt?”  Pietro rushed over to you and helped you up, but ended up carrying you in the process.

“I can handle this.”  Steve grabbed you out of Pietro’s hands and glared at him, before looking back at you with a weird look in his eye.  Like the way Clint looks at Natasha when he thinks no one’s looking.

“Guys back away, y/n can walk you know.”  Natasha stepped in, eyeing Steve until he reluctantly put you down.  “You can walk, right?  I’d be more than happy to help you to the living room or something if you needed it.”

It was like a war had broken out between gods of business, actual gods, trained killers and a really old man.  Everyone started yelling around you, pointing fingers with disgust and making you flinch with their facial expressions.  You watched as Tony gave Clint the bird, but was returned with a long string of obscenities you knew you’d have nightmares about.  The best part of it all was that they were fighting over you.

“You like wearing tights, how do you expect y/n to be attracted to someone who wears fucking tights.”

“It’s easier to believe that than to think y/n would be interested in someone who basically quotes Shakespeare.  Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?  Even Tony knows the next line should be ‘because you’re so damn hot,’ not any of that thou art lovely shit.  We can barely understand what you’re trying to say half the time!”

“Rogers does have a point, and you’d think after sixty five years without any stimulus he wouldn’t be able to have a point, so it’s quite impressive actually.”

“What’re you tiny Misgardians yelling about?  The only thing I am able to hear is additional proof that all of you are much too simple minded for y/n’s affections.”

“Look who’s calling us tiny.  A giant hammer…  Compensating much over there Thor?”

“Whatever Legolas, you have no room to talk.  Don’t even get me started on the Kim Possible theories.”  Banner’s eyes went back and forth between Clint and Natasha, and you were surprised that you didn’t notice the resemblance to the animated characters before.

“Guys,” you started, sensing that this was going to get a lot worse very soon.

“Whatever, you oversized green bean.”

“You want a fight pretty boy, or do you need to put your hair up first?”

You watched in horror as the group unraveled in front of you.  Clint was shrugging off his jacket, and Bruce was cracking his knuckles.  The others weren’t faring any better; across the room Natasha was about to pounce on Tony, and you could hear Steve loudly defending the forties.  From the looks of things, some necks were going to be snapped in the next few seconds if you didn’t do something.

“Guys!” You yelled, putting one hand on both Bruce and Clint’s chest.  You squeezed your eyes shut, it felt like something was trying to slowly crush your skull and you could barely hold in your gasp of pain.  When you opened your eyes again, everyone was looking around, confused.

“Oh thank god that’s over with,” you breathed out, letting your hands drop.

“D-Did you just fuck with our minds, y/n?”  Natasha asked, a slight blush rising to her cheeks.

“Look, y/n, you’re a great person, and we all respect you so much, but-”

“I mean, we’d never fight over you.  That wasn’t meant to be rude, you’re beautiful and have so many positive attributes-”

“You’re just digging yourself a deeper grave.  I get it, now go get me food before I make you do it.  And Tony, get me a new car too while you’re at it.”

: ecampll

So i recently just hit 10.5k (which is crazy thank u everyone so much<3) and to celebrate i thought id host of one these! Big big thank u to @poedamxron for making the above graphic for me!

Rules:

  • Must be following me
  • Reblog this post! (likes can be used for bookmarking but will not count as an entry)
  • Must hit 40 notes or this doesnt happen
  • Number of winners and runner-ups will be determined based on number of entries
  • Ends June 30th! Winners will be announced on the 4th of July!

Categories

  • The Natasha Romanoff Award: Best URL
  • The Clint Barton Award: Best Theme
  • The Tony Stark Award: Best Icon
  • The Sam Wilson Award: Best Posts
  • The Vision Award: Most Aesthetically Pleasing
  • The Maria Hil Award: Best Original Content (Graphics/Gifs)*
  • The Phil Coulson Award: Best Original Content (Fics/Writing)*
  • The Scott Lang Award: Best Newcomer**
  • The Stan Lee Award: Best Multi-fandom
  • The Nick Fury Award: Best Marvel
  • The Thor Award: Nicest Blogger
  • The Bucky Barnes Award: Best Overall
  • The Steve Rogers Award: My Personal Favorite

(*) Entries for this category must send me a link of their Original Content to qualify
(**) Entries for this category must have a follower count less than 500 at the time of entry and must SUBMIT a screenshot of their follower count to me

Prizes

Winners

  • A +f is not already
  • A group promo when winners announced
  • 5 individual promos (on request) through the month of July
  • A spot on my updates tab through the Month of August
  • My love and friendship!

Runners

  • A +f is not already
  • A group promo when winners announced
  • 3 individual promos (on request) through the month of July
  • My love and friendship!

And thats it! if anyone has any questions please feel free to ask me! Good luck! :D

so its my blog’s one year birthday and ive recently hit 7k followers! so I thought id do a tumblr awards to celebrate and thank everyone who has stuck it out with me for this long :D big big thank you to @weasleysghost​ for making the above banner for me !

Rules:

  • Must be following me
  • Reblog this post! (likes can be used for bookmarking but will not count as an entry)
  • Must hit 40 notes or this doesnt happen
  • Number of winners and runner-ups will be determined based on number of entries
  • Ends March 1st! Winners will be announced first week of March 

Categories

  • The Natasha Romanoff Award: Best URL
  • The Clint Barton Award: Best Theme
  • The Tony Stark Award: Best Icon
  • The Sam Wilson Award: Best Posts
  • The Vision Award: Most Aesthetically Pleasing 
  • The Maria Hil Award: Best Original Content (Graphics/Gifs)*
  • The Phil Coulson Award: Best Original Content (Fics/Writing)*
  • The Scott Lang Award: Best Newcomer**
  • The Stan Lee Award: Best Multi-fandom
  • The Nick Fury Award: Best Marvel
  • The Thor Award: Nicest Blogger
  • The Bucky Barnes Award: Best Overall
  • The Steve Rogers Award: My Personal Favorite

(*) Entries for this category must send me a link of their Original Content to qualify
(**) Entries for this category must have a follower count less than 500 at the time of entry and must SUBMIT a screenshot of their follower count to me

Prizes

Winners

  • A +f is not already
  • A group promo when winners announced
  • 5 individual promos (on request) through the month of March
  • A spot on my updates tab through the Month of April
  • A fic of your choice not exceeding 1800 words
  • My love and friendship!

Runners

  • A +f is not already
  • A group promo when winners announced
  • 3 individual promos (on request) through the month of March
  • A fic of your choice not exceeding 800 words
  • My love and friendship!

And thats it! if anyone has any questions please feel free to ask me! Good luck! :D

So i hit 2k a couple days and thought id do one of these to celebrate! Big thanks to havleyatwell for making the above graphic!! 

Rules

  • Must be following me
  • Reblog this post (likes can be used for bookmarking but will not count as an entry)
  • Must hit 40 notes
  • There will be one winner for each category. Number of runners will depend on number of notes
  • Ends August 31st. Winners will be chosen the first week of September

Categories

  • The Natasha Romanoff Award: Best URL
  • The Clint Barton Award: Best Theme
  • The Tony Stark Award: Best Icon 
  • The Sam Wilson Award: Best Posts
  • The Maria Hil Award: Best Orignal Content (Graphics/Gifs)*
  • The Phil Coulson Award: Best Original Content (Fics/Writing)*
  • The Scott Lang Award: Best Newcomer**
  • The Stan Lee Award: Best Multi-fandom
  • The Nick Fury Award: Best Marvel
  • The Bucky Barnes Award: Best Overall
  • The Steve Rogers Award: My Personal Favorite

(*) Entries for this category must send me a link to their Original Content to qualify
(**) Entries for this category must have a follower count less than 500 at the time of entry and must SUBMIT a screenshot of their follower count to me

Prizes


Winners

  • A +f is not already
  • A group promo when winners announced
  • 5 individual promos (on request) through the month of September
  • A spot on my updates tab through the Month of October
  • A fic of your choice not exceeding 1800 words
  • My love and friendship!
Runners
  • A +f is not already
  • A group promo when winners announced
  • 3 individual promos (on request) through the month of September
  • A fic of your choice not exceeding 800 words
  • My love and friendship!
And thats it! if anyone has any questions please feel free to ask me! Good luck! :D