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WHY ONE PIECE IS A GREAT MANGA

sexy daddies 

adorable talking polar bear 

Eminem

attractive ladies

Handsome phoenix/Ananas idk

[OTP INTENSIFIES]

Cute flamingo brothers

MY PRECIOUS BABY 

Bodybuilder Dumbledore 

VERY HOT DUDE

TRAFALGAR D FUCKING LAW

ANOTHER SEXY DADDY WHAT THE FUCK

anoTHER HOT DUDE IS THAT AN FUCKING YAOI JFC

*dies*

One piece thread #1  Most badass

Not in a speacial order. Just for fun, don’t take it too serioulsy. 

-ROGER 

Let’s go ruin the world babay 

He uses Shanks for cleaning his clothes. 

Fucks the game just by smiling. 

Everyone talk of him even 20 years after his death. 


-NEWGATE 

Because 1 or 2 children is too mainstream 

Die standing because he even fuck Satan

One punch and you will cry your mama 

Even Shanks was not really okay when he met him.


-SHANKS 

Random walk in a war in short pants and sandales

Even Sengoku and Akainu shut their mouth when he speaks 

Eat the badass badass fruit. 

Mess with Kaido sometimes. And just after, stop a war. 


-MIHAWK

Could kill Shanks but nah he is too stupid for him

too great to be associated to a armless carrot

Nearly kill zoro with a butter knife.

Destroys ships when he gets bored.


-KAIDO 

Eats supernovas and admirals for breakfast

Likes to jump 10 000m because why not

Use Eustass Kidd has is mascot


-TEACH

Steal others devil fruit because one is too mainstream

Eats Whitebeard commander for breakfast


-AKAINU

Eats Ace for breakfast

Eats Newgate at lunch time

Likes to destroy Akainu leg when he is bored 


-BIGMOM

Thousand of children because 1 is still too mainstream

Eats even human

Marrying his children just so she can have more wedding cakes.


-GARP

Will fuck Akainu during his sleeps

Best grandfather ever

Every body find him stupid

Name his son Dragon.


-MARCO

Because being a simple bird is too mainstream

Will eat Teach with barbecue sauce

Looks like a pineapple but Shanks still wants to fuck him.


-FUJITORA

Can clean your room in 5 seconds

This world is shit, don’t wanna be a part of it

Fuck you Akainu


-LAW

Cuts mountains in two because he can.

Likes to steal others heart. 

He also steal my heart. 


Enough for today !