ayo bitches listen up
this thanksgiving when you tune into Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade you are going to see this wonderful face light up your screen.
that’s right, shit biscuits. i’m going to be on nat’l tv.
and why will i be in the parade, you ask?
well, motherfucker, that’s a good question. you see, i’m in a little thing called the Marching Royal Dukes aka AMERICA’S BIGGEST COLLEGIATE MARCHING BAND
HELL YEAH I JUST SAID MARCHING BAND I DIDNT STUTTER. I GOT TRUMPET CHARISMA LEAKING OUT OF MY EARS YOU LITTLE CUM GUZZLERS SO it’d be really cool if you tuned in to NBC early that morning so you could be like “ayo that’s my homie kait playin that one song from that movie on the plasma, mom”