marching out of march

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She’s the betta half of the two

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They might play fictional superheroes, but they are real life heroes too!!! Melissa Benoist (Supergirl), Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow), Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones), Chloe Bennett (Quake), Paul Rudd (Antman), Mark Ruffalo (The Hulk), Caily Lotz (White Canary) and probably countless others! <3 Thank you to these incredible heroes for fighting for what’s right on screen and off.

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Everyone: Yuri on Ice saved 2016
Me: *thinks about all the other amazing anime from the fall season*

me: wow 2016 was a shitty fucking year I hope 2017 is bette–

2017:

me: ooOOOOOOOO

Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 13) Senior Year: Ransom

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“I think you two should make out,” says March.

This is clearly an intervention. April is here, and Bitty perched in a corner of the locker room clutching a tray of mini-pies and looking embarrassed for everybody. Lardo brought her fucking gavel. There is a laptop in the corner, and Holster’s pretty sure someone is going to suggest Skyping Shitty any minute. Chowder’s supportive smile is already looking strained.

The only people in the room that Holster isn’t mad at right now are Nursey and Dex who are ignoring the stupidest ever session of Samwell Men’s Hockey Court to grope each other behind the We Support You Both banner.

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Rest of 2017                                                   

  • I Am Setsuna (March 2017 in US, 2017 in Europe)
  • Fast RMX (March 2017)
  • Has Been Heroes (March 2017)
  • Snipperclips - Cut it out, together! (March 2017)
  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (April 28)
  • ARMS (Spring 2017)
  • Splatoon 2 (Summer 2017)
  • Fire Emblem Warriors (late 2017)
  • Pokémon Stars (late 2017)
  • Super Mario Odyssey (holiday 2017)
  • Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (TBC)
  • Rime (May 2017)
  • Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ (Spring 2017)
  • Disgaea 5 Complete (Spring 2017)
  • LEGO City Undercover (Spring 2017)
  • Puyo Puyo Tetris (Spring 2017)
  • Redout (TBC)
  • Sonic Mania (Spring 2017)
  • Elder Scrolls V Skyrim (late 2017)
  • NBA 2K18 (September 2017)
  • Project Sonic 2017 (late 2017)
  • Shovel Knight (2017)

No release date announced                                                   

  • Arcade Archives by Hamster (TBC)
  • Constructor (TBC)
  • Cube Life: Island Survival (TBC)
  • Dragon Quest X (TBC)
  • Dragon Quest XI (TBC)
  • Dragon Quest Heroes I and II (TBC)
  • Dragonball Xenoverse 2 (TBC)
  • EA Sports FIFA (TBC)
  • Farming Simulator (TBC)
  • Minecraft: Story Mode - The Compete Adventure (TBC)
  • Rayman Legends: Definite Edition (TBC)
  • Seasons of Heaven (TBC)
  • New Shin Megami Tensei (TBC)
  • Stardew Valley (TBC)
  • Steep (TBC)
  • Syberia 3 (TBC)
  • Project Octopath Traveller (TBC)
  • Taiko Drum Master (TBC)
  • New No More Heroes (TBC)
  • New ‘Tales of’ RPG (TBC)
  • Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers (TBC)
Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 7) Junior Year: Chowder & Farmer

Dare or dare. Again. The whole Haus is here, plus Lardo, Chowder, March and some of her volleyball ladies (most of whom Holster recognises as former hookups, ouch, maybe his New Year’s resolution should be for his dick to calm the fuck down).

Nursey and Dex were kicked out of this game early on for ‘harshing the mellow’ by arguing: Jack promptly ordered them back to their dorm to co-write a 3000 word essay on the value of teamwork. Holster is pretty sure this was intended as a chirp, but Nursey and Dex shuffled away without questioning it. Why has no one else spotted that Jack has an evil sense of humour? If he cared about anything other than hockey he could be like a criminal mastermind.

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