there are two ways to not celly after you score an nhl goal.

1. the auston-matthews-this-is-my-fourth-of-the-night not celly where he doesn’t want to embarrass you. just another day at the office.

2. the brad-marchand-i-just-scored-on-your-grave-suck-my-dick not celly where he acts like the goal wasn’t even that hard to score so he’s not even that excited.


hockey players and texts I’ve sent - part 2/?

(the first one is a received text bc my friend took the screenshot)