• Bubblegum: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Finn: I did. I broke it...
  • Bubblegum: No. No, you didn’t. Peppermint?
  • Peppermint Butler: Don’t look at me. Look at Jake.
  • Jake: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Peppermint Butler: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Jake: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Peppermint Butler: Suspicious.
  • Jake: No it’s not!
  • LSP: If it matters, probably not... Marceline was the last one to use it.
  • Marceline: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • LSP: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Marceline: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, LSP!
  • Finn: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Princess.
  • Bubblegum: No. Who broke it?
  • Jake: [whispering] Princess Bubblegum, FP's been awfully quiet...
  • Flame Princess: Really?!
  • Jake: Yeah, really!
  • Bubblegum: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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