<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>People:</b> Wow! Ruby and Sapphire! What great friends! Look at those two completely platonic BFFs!<p/><b>Ruby and Sapphire:</b> *flirts with each other on-screen*<p/><b>People:</b> Friendly banter between two great friends!<p/><b>Ruby and Sapphire:</b> *during Jailbreak, don't even acknowledge that they should find their other teammates until they've reunited*<p/><b>People:</b> Because they're such close friends! They sure do enjoy each others' company!<p/><b>Ruby and Sapphire:</b> *straight-up start making out on-screen*<p/><b>People:</b> Ummm... they're... uh...<p/><b>Ruby and Sapphire:</b> *literally fuse their minds and bodies together and intend to stay as such for eternity*<p/><b>People:</b> Yeah... I got nothing. Still, I'm sure they're just friends! I mean, if they were opposite genders it'd be different. Those exact same interactions would have a vastly different meaning if they weren't the same gender. Because LGBT+ representation in children's media is super icky!<p/><b>Blubs and Durland:</b> ahem.<p/><b>Korra and Asami:</b> Excuse me?<p/><b>Bonnibel and Marceline:</b> Yeah, no.<p/><b> Harold and Howard McBride from Loud House:</b> Go fuck yourselves.<p/><b>The clearly transgender Smellerbee:</b> Shut up.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Happy Mother’s Day Everyone, as I’m about to have Breakfast with my
Family & Work on Mother’s Day, Here is a Tribute to the Animated
Moms from my Favorite Programs, Such as Minerva/Finn’s Mom &
Marceline’s Mom in ‘Adventure Time’, Rose Quartz in 'Steven Universe’, the Almighty Mrs. Brisby in 'the Secret of NIMH’, Rita Loud/the Loud Kids’ Mom in 'the Loud House’, & Linda Belcher/the Belcher’s Mom in 'Bob’s Burgers’.
Honorable Mentions: Hilary/Mordecai’s Mom, Barbera/Rigby’s Mom, & Muscle Man’s Mom in 'Reqular Show’ Littlfoot’s Mom in 'the Land Before Time’ Bambi’s Mom in 'Bambi’ Mrs. Squarepants/Spongebob’s Mom in 'SpongeBob Squarepants’ Miriam Beaks/Harvey’s Mom in 'Harvey Beaks’
Honestly bless the anon who send mackassie :D, for the thing idk maybe bubbline? (Someone already ask hollstein and I can't think in other pairing ;-;)
Oooh, I can try to do Bubbline! and yes, yes that anon is wonderful! So far I have done: Supercorp, Supercat, Hollstein, GeneralSupercorp (Lucy/Lena/Kara), Jori and Mackassie. I approve of all of this.
proposes - Bonnibel. This little planner and it catches Marceline off-guard because she just never expected that Bonnie would be interested in being with her in the future. It’s even more special because Bonnie had written a song and shakily performed it on Marcy’s axe bass.
shops for groceries - Bonnibel, she likes to organise it all and Marceline just doesn’t care enough to be invested in doing it.
kills the spiders - Marceline for sure, she easily does it and is so fricking vicious in her attacks.
comes home drunk at 3am - Marceline. Though there were a few times where Bonnie let loose and Marceline may have encouraged that, not that either of them mind because Bonnibel needs to relax.
remembers to feed the fish - Bonnibel, she loves that fish and she doesn’t care if Marcy mocks her for having such an attachment to a tiny creature, she will care for her fish
initiates duets - Marceline, she jams out all the time and is constantly throwing around new song ideas so she asks Bonnie to help her out with harmonising and figuring out new lyrics. There’s also the added bonus of Marceline teaching her girlfriend how to play bass, which totally requires her to sit behind her and move her hands to help her strum, right?
falls asleep first - PB, Bonnibel is out like a light and after tucking her in Marcy just floats around and jams out with her guitar for most of the night before it’s like 4am and then she floats in and curls up next to her girlfriend who sleepily rolls over and nestles in with her head resting on Marceline’s shoulder.
plans spontaneous trips - I feel like Marceline likes to take Bonnie on random adventures and they hang out a lot in the random places that Marceline has visited but Bonnie also likes to plan surprise trips for her girlfriend which although they aren’t spontaneous they are lovely and sweet and Marceline loves that her girlfriend puts so much effort into making their trips really fun.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Hmmm? Maybe Marceline but I feel like she’s more the type to just avoid food in general but PB makes her a stack of pancakes when she’s up and she just covers them in delicious strawberry syrup and gives Marcy syrupy kisses because she loves her and is domestic and fluffy and gross.
sends the other unsolicited nudes - Marceline 100% because “you know red is my favourite colour on you Bon”. She gets way too much pleasure in making PB to squirm.
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - Marceline, she just straight up lies about it and Bonnibel just tuts and holds her tongue as more gullible people assume her girlfriend is a karate legend until she gets so annoyed that she asks for a demonstration and the look on Marceline’s face is glorious.
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - I feel as though Bonnibel has a sweet tooth, like Marceline keeps asking if she wants to go in but Bonnie keeps saying that she doesn’t want to and that they can leave (even though she definitely does want to) and then Marceline drags them in and they get a giant fricking pretzel and they share it and Bonnie kisses her on the cheek and Marcy knows her girlfriend so well.
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - Marceline. What a sarcastic, snarky little shit and you know PB’s disapproving head shake only spurs her on more.
killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - Marceline and oh yeah Marceline. PB would never get involved unless it was for science but even then she’d be a bit more reluctant.
wears the least clothing around the house - Marceline, she just loves to torture her girlfriend who is trying to do important work, something that is incredibly difficult to do when Marcy is strutting around the house in a black bra and lacy underwear. The kingdom can wait…
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - Bonnibel. Do not fight me on this. She just loves wearing her girlfriend’s shirt and she will keep every dang photo they ever take together, she will keep that old band ticket from their first concert and she will keep the guitar pick that Marceline threw to her from her band’s first gig.