marcel the shell meme

Marcel the Shell Meme

Part one:

❝ Oh, no, that’s not the first time I’ve done that. ❞

❝ But I have shoes and um – a face. ❞

❝ I have other great qualities as well. ❞

❝ I didn’t know that you were gonna have a camera.❞

❝ ‘Cause I didn’t – I didn’t clean up. ❞

❝ I invited some friends from Upstate to come eat salad ❞

❝ Guess what I wear as a hat. ❞

❝ One time I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went up to 900. ❞

❝ Toe nails from a man. ❞

❝ Um, you — you wanna see me talk on the phone? ❞

❝ Hello? This is me. ❞

❝ What? It would be my pleasure. ❞

❝ Guess what I do for adventure. ❞

❝ I’m afraid to drink soda because I’m afraid that the bubbles will make me float up onto the ceiling. ❞

❝ My one regret in life is that I’ll never have a dog. ❞

❝ But sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and I drag it around. ❞

❝ Come here. I love you. C’mon. Come, c’mon. ❞

❝ One time I smelled a smell from an old tennis sneaker and it knocked me right out. ❞

❝ One time I looked at a diamond and it gave me a sunburn. ❞

❝ Under a tooth. ❞

❝ Lint is a shell’s best friend. ❞

❝ No, I can’t, I can’t lift anything up at all. ❞

❝ Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body. ❞

❝ I say, “Compared to what?!” ❞

❝ Guess how he killed ’em. ❞

❝ He impaled him on a brush. ❞

❝ Sounds very violent. ❞

❝ We won’t fight until we’re provoked. ❞

❝ Come here. Come – Come on – I love you! Come. Aw! ❞

❝ Come here. ❞