KANYE WEST TWEETS SENTENCE STARTERS
“i hate when im on a flight & I wake up with a water bottle next 2 me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle”
If I was a shorty, I would love it if my parents went to PHUKET for vacay so I could keep pronouncing it wrong on purpose in front of them.
I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
Hotel robe got me feeling like a Sheik
Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car … it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa
We need scientist and top world designers to directly affect governments.
Boyfriends are like rush hour traffic… ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY!
I make awesome decisions in bike stores
I hate when people email you and ask “You wanna know something?” of course but why are u torturing me by spreading this to more than 1 email
Dude from Muse just gave a shout out to “His Beautiful Pregnant Girlfriend” sounds like a good album title!
I just zoned on how ill it is to really fall in love… Pimpin’ is whatev … Love is that shit!
Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… not until I get the table though.
I don’t understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice
Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on