marauders era headcanons

Hogwarts Houses Aesthetics

Gryffindor- holding rocks from the beach in yours hands, watching them flow out, being at the playground at midnight with your best friends, completing dares that no one even dared you to do, running just for the purpose of doing something, sending your best friend appreciation paragraphs for them at 3:00 A.M., going on roller coasters very confident but freaking out a little when you get to the top, playing ghosts in the graveyard with you or friends at 11:00 A.M., putting on makeup and dressing up even though you have nowhere to go, dancing and lip syncing in your room crazily, finding wonders in the little things, spacing out, diving in right away in the lake, handing out feminism badges, walking at a regular pace in the rain with your arms out, forming new clubs, being overly-excited, making small designs on the misty car window, either taking 0 selfies or 1938284 at a time, red lipstick and black mascara, scraped up legs

Hufflepuff- sugar highs, putting so much trust in your friends, dressing up as your favorite book and tv show characters, growing out your hair, blueberry pancakes when you wake up, whether that’s at 6:00 A.M. or 12:00 P.M., catching fireflies, the feeling you get when you make all your friends fall over laughing, seeing a spiny chair and immediately know what you will be doing for the rest of the day, ice cream bigger than your head, putting flowers in your friend’s hair, being the last to finish your popsicle, getting excited when you hear the ice cream truck, heart-shaped sunglasses, petting every puppy you see on the street, making a big deal out of everything, getting your friends presents even though there is no special occasion, candy shops, slumber parties, writing songs, writing stories, musicals and Broadway plays, caring about others more than you care about yourself, strip malls, taking pictures of your friends, happy drunk, defending the underdog, finding beauty in everyone’s eyes

Ravenclaw- record shops, when your face gets red after you get complimented, chokers, laughing when your nervous, cuddling with your friends at 2:00 A.M., drinking coffee in the morning, going to the beach when the waves are crazy, telling yourself to only read one more chapter but you end up finishing the book, writing letters to the author, scented candles, knee high socks, taking videos so you can remember the moment, perfect makeup techniques, laying on the rooftop at 3:00 A.M., looking at the stars, making multiple playlists for different moods, watching documentaries, playing mindlessly with your friend’s hair, eating a three course meal at 12:00 A.M., pranking your friends when they’re sleeping, putting your headphones on long car rides, binge watching Netflix, spending your day at the library, asking your friend to go to the bathroom with you, getting a churro at the fair, studying because you want to, not because anyone else wants you to

Slytherin- testing the limits, fire whiskey, mysteries, the sound of the thunderstorm against your window while you are drifting to sleep, doing anything for your friends, talking back to the teacher, smirking against the classroom, splashing the people who think the water is too cold in the lake, escaping reality, black roses, rooting for the underdog, downtown, skyscrapers, doing anything to get your way, cat ears headband, correcting people’s grammar, solving moral dilemmas easily, fixing your best friend’s makeup in the school bathroom, leather jackets, playful smirks, making faces across the classroom, knowing what your friend is saying just by reading their expression, self-deprecating humor, the moon, looks that could kill, playing sweet and sour with your close friends, doing everything yourself, with no help, rewriting history, chopping a little bit or a lot of your hair off, dirty jokes, sleepless nights, being the hero to your class because you found all the answers online, knowing when to stop but not stopping anyway

James: “So… I saw you spending a lot of time with Remus lately.”

Sirius: “No James it’s not what it looks like! I swear!”

James: “Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?”

Sirius: “No Prongs, you’re the only one for me!”

James: “Is that so?”

Sirius: “I swear to god! Remus and I are just dating, ok? He’s my boyfriend!”

James: “So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?”

Sirius: “You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!”

James: “But I’m still the platonic love of your life right?”

Sirius:”Of course bro!”

James: “Bro!”


Lily and Remus: “What the-”

anonymous asked:

Drunk Remus, please. Doing stupid things; kissing Sirius full in him mouth.

UM, YES PLEASE:

  • All you need is a Quidditch after party and some fire whiskey and boom, Remus is a laughing and quite cuddly mess
  • Quiet Remus who is usually found in an armchair with a nice book or smiling softly as he watches Sirius entertain entire crowds of people is suddenly a little social butterfly
  • He’s over with Lily, Alice, and Marlene like “James fucking loves you, Lils. Literally, I never go for a shower when I know he’s having one because honestly, I do not need to here that-”
  • Finally Peter arrives and has enough sense to clasp a hand over Remus’ mouth and drags him away, sending an apologetic smile to a blushing Lily and a laughing Alice and Marlene, (”Let’s hope James never finds out about that, Moony.”)
  • And then Remus is choosing his favorite songs and is in the middle of the room just spinning around all by himself and swaying his hips in a slightly dirty way that greatly contrasts his over-size cardigan and sends Sirius into a frenzy (along with quite a few girls)
  • And although Sirius is quite enjoying the view he walks over and places his arms around his waist to stop him because he knows how embarrassed Remus will be tomorrow if he doesn’t
  • And Remus just keeps spinning until he realizes that it’s Sirius who’s holding him and then he proceeds to promptly fall against his chest like “Pads, Pads. ‘m ‘aving such a grea’ time, Pads. Somuchfun.”
  • Sirius just nods, a little stunned into silence because fuck he’s flushed and beautiful and I want to kiss him, “I’m glad, Re.”
  • “Pads. We shou’ go for drinks after this.”
  • Sirius laughs, “I’m not sure that’s a good idea, Moons.”
  • Remus just throws his arms around Sirius’ neck, not aware at all that they are still in the middle of the room, and leans in and presses his forehead to Sirius’, “Y’know, I love it when you call me that.”
  • And Sirius’ heart rate picks up because he’s so so so close
  • “R-really?”
  • “Mmmhmmm. Really. Really.” Remus just laughs again but then stops abruptly, suddenly staring intently at Sirius,
  • “Y’know… I think I just love you.”
  • Sirius’ throat feels like it’s closing up and he keeps telling himself he’s drunk. Remember, he’s drunk
  • But his eyes just look so honest
  • “Re..” Sirius feels like he can’t get enough air.
  • And suddenly he isn’t getting any at all because Remus is leaning down forward and pushing his lips against Sirius’
  • There’s a slight whoop from around the room because FINALLY.
  • And Sirius’ heart is racing and Remus’ head is swimming and he’s definitely sure it isn’t the alcohol.
  • When they pull apart they’re breathless and smiling
  • “Yeah. Yeah, I definitely might love you a little.”

YO DRUNK REMUS IS LIFE

sirius black was thirteen when minerva mcgonagall saw the quill he was writing with jerk across the paper and the way his hand curled into a fist for a moment when she called for ‘mr. black’ to answer a question on transfiguring large animals. she stopped calling him mr. black after that, and ignored questions from other students about why she called him by his first name unlike everyone else.

sirius was seventeen when minerva forgot he and james weren’t really related and called sirius ‘mr. potter’ during a detention he’d been given. he smiled at her and pretended he didn’t have tears in her eyes, and told her he was much too attractive to be james’ twin, but didn’t ever correct her. she did it again later, on purpose this time, and noticed how pleased he looked. she called him by it more often after that, and every time she did he seemed to light up.

he was thirty-three when she saw him for the first time in over a decade, and it was the first time she thought he resembled his lineage. his eyes were hollow and empty, and she couldn’t reconcile him with the boy she knew years before. he went back to being ‘mr. black,’ and he no longer had the energy to flinch away from the name.

“We’ll be at Hogwarts in ten minutes,” said Professor Lupin. “Are you all right, Harry?“  Harry didn’t ask how Professor Lupin knew his name.

Okay Harry dear let me tell you how he knew your name:

  • He bought you your first knit sweater, it was red because he knew red brought out your mother’s eyes.
  • He was there when you got sick for the first time. He comforted your parents because he was the first person they called. “Moony come here right this second, Lily’s freaking out” 
  • During your first winter you liked being in his arms the best because he was warmer than the other Marauders
  • He took care of you so many times when mama and dada were having a date night
  • You were the only thing that made him as happy as chocolate after a particularly rough full moon
  • You liked to ran your little hands over his big scars, you were the second person he didn’t mind doing that. Sirius was the first
  • You made him smile even though there was a war going on and there wasn’t much to be happy about
  • All he wanted was you after he lost it all, he was denied that right.
  • He thought about you and all his friends on full moons, how all of them sat on the living room floor of the Potters and played with you, no one had died or betrayed each other
  • He knew your name Harry, because the moment he opened his eyes in that compartment, he thought James was sitting across him and they were back in their 3rd year.
  • He knew who you were because when he looked into your eyes to say “sit still” he saw Lily Evans’ eyes.
  • He knew your name, Harry, because you were all he had left as a reminder that everything they went through with Marauders were real.
  • And the worst part is you knew him,too. You loved him at one point and now you didn’t even recognise him. 
The year Harry was born
  • Peter: GUYS STAR WARS COMES OUT THIS YEAR!
  • Sirius: WHAT?!
  • James: OH MY GOSH I AM SOOO EXCITED!
  • Lily: ahem
  • James: OH YEAH LILY YOU CAN COME TOO
  • Lily: *narrows eyes*
  • James: wut
  • Remus: oh you know just the birth of your child is happening this year and you seem to be more excited about Star Wars.
  • Sirius:
  • Peter:
  • James:
  • James: WOOO BABY
  • peter: BABY BABY BABY
  • Sirius: YESSS GO LILY YOU CARRY THAT BABY YOU GO!
  • James: WOOO please don't make me sleep outside WOOO
  • Lily: mhmm.

nobody can be as happy as james potter was when lily evans said that she loved him.

nobody can be as happy as sirius black was when fleamont potter called him his son.

nobody can be as happy as remus lupin was when his friends accepted him as who he was.

nobody can be as happy as peter pettigrew was when the marauders rescued him from a bully and said that he was as much of a marauder as they were.

nobody can be as happy as the marauders were in the presence of each other.

i’ll sell my soul to see them happy again.

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1) Remus Lupin

Marauders at Disney
  • James and Sirius, upon entering the park, make a beeline to secure fast passes for their favorite rides (the ones like Matterhorn, Indiana Jones, Space Mountain, etc.)
  • At this point, Remus is really regretting not investing in a pair of those child-leashes that a good third of the parents at the theme park are sporting.
  • Peter tries running after Sirius and James, but gives up (not being fast enough) and hangs back alongside Remus, getting distracted by the array of gift/candy shops lining Main Street USA
  • Remus has to get a picture of Sleeping Beauty’s castle upon entering. He just has to. 
  • James and Sirius are really smug when they get to cut in front of everyone with their fast passes. Remus just gives apologetic looks, and Peter has to shovel down the pretzel he bought before they get on the ride. 
  • Ok, so considering the average temperature for Scotland during the summer time is around fifty seven degrees, and for southern California (L.A.) it’s around eighty one- they’re dying.
  • James and Sirius are wearing the bare minimum, and Remus has to rent a locker to stuff his sweater into
  • Sirius is rocking a man bun
  • James buys a Wizard Mickey hat and absolutely refuses to take it off
  • Peter may or may not be on his fifth churro by the time lunch rolls around
  • Remus really enjoys the small corners and alleys of the park where the crowd thins 
  • Peter gets a coonskin hat from frontierland
  • Lots of shameless flirting with princesses coming from Sirius that result in autographs with the occasional phone number attached. 
  • James seeing the Ariel and automatically missing Lily
  • Peter getting sick on the teacups ride after James decides to spin theirs as fast as he fucking can.
  • Lots of “JAMES NO!” 
  • Sirius and James, after hearing about the two hundred feral cats that prowl the park at night, decide to go on a hunt for them
  • They legit smuggle cat nip inside the park and search the bushes for cats
  • Remus is so done with everyone’s shit
  • He just wants to have a normal visit at Disneyland is that so hard to ask?
  • Peter really wants to watch the parades, but Remus sees this as an opportune time to beat the crowds (now gathered along the street) to the rides
  • Remus is honestly ride or die. He doesn’t fuck with these slow ass tourists who have no idea where they’re going. He knows where to go and everyone is getting in his way.
  • Sirius getting picked on by characters (i.e. Chip ‘n Dale tugging on his man bun and snickering at it) 
  • James in a flexing contest with Gaston
  • Remus only taking pictures the Mickey and Friends characters
  • And he’s all embarrassed to walk up to them at first 
  • James taking the mic from the tour guide on Jungle Cruise because he thinks his jokes are lame, so he starts dishing out puns like its nothing and does a mic drop
  • Peter screaming a little too shrilly when the Yeti pops out on the Matterhorn
  • Sirius and James trying to find the entrance to the secret basketball court on the matterhorn
  • Also using alohomora to get into restricted areas of the park
  • Sirius singing Small World on repeat
  • James trying to harmonize
  • Remus really likes walking through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle (James and Sirius are hardly impressed)
  • But his favorite ride is the Disneyland Rail Road
  • Peter’s favorite ride is Star Tours and he convinces the others to ride it at least four times throughout the day.
  • James’ favorite ride is Indiana Jones. When he sees the snake statues in the ride, he mutters “Snivellus?”
  • Sirius prefers Pirates of the Caribbean 
  • Remus getting really insecure because he notices little kids looking at the scars on his face with mild confusion- some are even scared
  • But then Peter Pan comes over and he does his thing. He tells Remus (making a big show of it so that others can hear) that he must’ve put up a good fight against the “pirate” that did that, and comments on how brave he is
  • Remus is just smiling the entire time and plays along with Peter Pan, and the kids gathered around are awestruck
  • Sirius and James posing for the camera on Splash Mountain 
  • Having to restrain Sirius and James from jumping into the Rivers of America to get to the island

Teddy Remus Lupin

Teddy’s birth as seen by Lily, James and a very jealous Sirius

Sirius: I don’t like babies.

Lily: You almost died of happiness when you first held Harry. You even cried.

Sirius: *hissing* I did no such thing because I don’t like babies.

James: *grinning* Maybe it’s just this one baby Pads.

Sirius: Shut it, Prongs.

Lily: Another war baby, I hope his fate will be different.

James: It will be because this time the war will end, Lils.

Sirius: Tell me when it’s over.

James: You had begged to be there when Evans gave birth?

Sirius: I was young and stupid.

Lily: Aren’t you being a little bit too dramatic? You should be happy. It’s Remus for heaven’s sake.

Sirius: *sarcastically* I’m so happy that the love of my life is having a baby from my cousin’s daughter.

Lily: When you say it like that..

Sirius: *impatiently* Well, that’s how it is.

James: *excited* He is here and he looks like a handsome potato.

Lily: Oh this is weird.

Sirius: What is weird?

James: Let’s just say all those cousin marriages took it’s toll on your gene pool Pads.

Sirius: What the fuck are you talking about?

Lily: *quietly* He looks like you.

Sirius: You have got to be fucking kidding me.

James: Um, yeah, no.

Lily: Can I ask something? How will they know if he’s a werewolf or not?

Sirius: Full moon, there’s no other way to know. *pauses, stares at the baby* He really looks like me.

James: I think there’s another way.

Sirius: No, there i–

Lily: His hair is becoming ginger?

Sirius: *relieved* IS HE A METAMORPHMAGUS?

James: Apparently.

Sirius: It’s impossible to dislike him and I’m trying really hard.

Lily: Teddy.

Sirius: What?

Lily: His name is Teddy Remus.

James: *laughing* Oh, now that’s cheating. Harry James, Teddy Remus I mean, come on Moony.

Sirius: He always thought he couldn’t ever have a child because he wasn’t entitled to it being the monster he is. I tried to tell him maybe thousand times, look at his face.

Lily: You like Teddy, don’t you?

Sirius: Of course I like him, I love him even. Look at how Moony’s face lit up, I haven’t seen his eyes glow like that in years.

James: Now, he has a reason to survive.

Lily: Did Remus just apparate from the side of his new born baby and wife?

James: He did, where is he Pads?

Sirius: He’s at the Weasley cottage where Harry’s hiding.

James: He is scaring the living shit out of them.

Lily: *smiling* Ah, I missed excited Remus.

Remus hugs Harry.

James: *longingly* Hug him for us, too, Moony.

“You’ll be godfather?” he said as he released Harry. 

Lily: *starts crying* Merlin, Remus must you make me cry? 

James: *his hands in his hair* My son is the godfather of my best friend’s boy. I never knew I wanted this until this moment.

Sirius: *sadly* He will be a better godfather than I ever was.

James: Pads. we chose you. Me and Evans. We chose you because we knew you were perfect for it and you did everything you could.

Sirius: Yeah, I got myself locked up in Azkaban.

Lily: No one is blaming you for that, not us, not Harry.

James: Harry loved you even though you had two years together, you were his Paddy and he was your fawn. I wouldn’t have even dreamed of making another person the godfather of my first child.

Lily: *staring into distance* We were going to have enough kids for each one of you to become godfathers but you, you were the obvious first choice. You are James’ brother, please stop feeling guilty about this. 

James: *trying to cheer Sirius up* Let’s enjoy this moment mate, imagine how punk rock this kid would be.

Sirius: *softly smiling as he’s staring at his hands* Very.

Lily: Come on let’s just watch Remus before the dark times start again.

Sirius: Yeah, you are right. To Teddy Lupin then.

James & Lily: To Teddy Lupin.

anonymous asked:

Wolfstar headcanons where Remus sends dirty messages to Sirius in class???????

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  • Jesus fucking Christ
  • That was the only thought circulating through Sirius’ head.
  • Well, that and lots of ‘fuck’
  • He jumped every time his phone buzzed softly from beneath his desk, making James send him curious looks.
  • Each time he told himself not to open the message, that he was only making things harder for himself (literally)
  • And each time, he did.

(11:14 am) Moons:

You see McGonagall’s desk? All that shit all over it?

(11:14 am) Moons:

I want to shove all of it off and bend you over the top of it so I can fuck you until you can’t see straight.

(11:15 am) Pads:

WOULD YOU STOP?

(11:15 am) Moons: 

Hm, you don’t like the desk thing? Well, why don’t we try the prefect’s bathroom?

(11:15 am) Pads:

REMUS

(11:15 am) Moons:

I’d push you up against the wall… Kiss you… Bite at your neck - I know you like that… Think I’d make you beg a little though.

(11:16 am) Pads:

Fuck, Remus I’m not kidding… I can’t take this- not in these pants.

(11:17 am) Moons:

Think I’d leave those on for a while then… Tease you through them. Mouth or hand, what do you prefer? That’d make you beg, wouldn’t it?

(11: 17 am) Pads:

That’s it.

  • “Professor? May I be excused I have to use the loo.”
  • McGonagall would just wave him off, “Yes, yes. Now, as I was saying…”
  • The second Sirius is through the doors he’s whipping his phone out again,

(11:20 am) Pads:

Bathroom. You have two minutes.

(11:21 am) Pads:

You have one minute.

(11:23 am) Pads:

You’re late.

(11:24 am) Pads:

You’re very late. I swear to god Remus, I’ll finish myself off.

(11:24 am) Moons:

Bet you’d picture me the entire time though. I know you like the way I look up when I go down on you. Bet you could get off on just the thought alone.

(11:24 am) Pads:

Moons, please. Just come. I don’t want to do it myself.

(11:24 am) Pads:

I want you. Please.

  • And not two minutes later, Remus was slipping through the bathroom door, placing a locking charm on it and wasting no time in pinning Sirius to the nearest wall.
  • “What took you so long?” Sirius breathed, trying desperately to create friction between their bodies.
  • Remus just smirked, pressing a soft kiss to Sirius’ lips before sinking to his knees, 
  • “Told you I’d make you beg.”

Headcanon that Sirius spent four months trying to make a gigantic chocolate frog for Remus birthday, but on the big day when Sirius showed Remus his present in the courtyard the frog simply leapt away. Every now and then there’s stories about gigantic frog sightings in Scottland. James has made scrapbook with all articles about it, just to be annoying.

Other people: Which werewolf do you choose, Jacob from Twilight or Scott from Teen Wolf?


Me an intellectual: Remus Lupin

  • Remus: That's a mean question! I'm not answering that!
  • Sirius: Come on, it's just a question. If you had to punch someone in the group- if you HAD to- who would you punch?
  • Remus: I'm not answering that. We're all friends. Why would I punch anyone?
  • Sirius: It would be Peter, wouldn't it?
  • Remus: Yeah, but I don't know why.