Mao, the Grumpy cat, was adopted while hoping he would keep company to Momo, but all he does all day is make fun of Momo and blame him on all the poopy surprises left around the house by our prickly kitty
Mao Zedong ordered the people of China to kill sparrows because they steal grain. Since sparrows also eat insects, their absence caused a locust epidemic that ravaged crops and killed millions of people.
What? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piling scarves on her* now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner
Hunter, I'm also cold-
WELL DAMN BOBBI, I CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER.
*turns into the Ghost Rider*
*steps closer to him* Oh that's nice.
Coulson (preparing to remove jacket):
...aren't you gonna say you're cold?