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After rewatching The Chronicles of Narnia - Voyage of the Dawn Treader last night, I really gotta say, i’m surprised and slightly disappointed that tumblr isn’t all over this movie and that there isn’t more Caspian/Edmund fic out there because they are so?!?? very gay??!? in this movie??!!?!? Like, so gay. I s2g, pause the movie at any given point and Caspian and Edmund are basically 0,003 seconds away from making out. 

It’s like the creators looked at the script and went: “Okay, but like, aside from the super obvious Jesus/Christianity metaphors we gotta include, how can we put as much gay subtext into this prudish children’s book without anyone noticing and yelling at us for corrupting the children.”

An incomplete list of GAY SUPREME!!!1!1! moments between Caspian and Edmund:

  • here u r hot and wet, lemme put this blanket around ur shoulder and allow my hand to linger there for like five minutes
  • here, boo, I kept ur torch safe for u after u forgot it here during ur last visit pls take this phallic symbol of my devotion for u
  • slightly homoerotic swordfight training that ends with us basically pressed up against each other and staring into each other’s eyes
  • also did I mention staring a whole lot
  • and TouCHIng ALL THE TIME
  • also let me just subtly stand next to you EVERY GODDAMN MOMENT OF THE MOVIE
  • u know, being thrown into a dungeon would’ve been a lot more fun if ur sister wasn’t just being sold on the slave market an there wasn’t an old dude in the cell with us, god, can’t we ever catch a break?
  • my loyal subject just gave me this magical sword that belonged to my father HERE BOO U SHOULD HAVE IT
  • sleeping in hammocks next to each other, so close that we could probably hold hands if we wanted to,  what do u mean we r both kings and should probably both have our own chambers???
  • I know we just had a lover’s quarrel in front of ur sister (awkward!! seriously boo we can talk about who is the more powerful king gets to top any time but not in front of the relatives omg) bc the Deathwater bewitched us but I’ll go with u to look for ur annoying cousin anyway 
  • EDMUND!!! ED!!! FuckINg DRAgon don’t abduct my boo!!
  • stARGaZIng??!! toGEther?!! AT niGHt wHILe evERyonE elSE iS SleePIng?! real subtle boys
  • baring ur soul to one another
  • ok i don’t wanna be unfaithful but this woman is seriously hot - oh wait, u think she is hot too? darling…how do u feel about threesomes?
  • “In case we don’t get through….whatever this is…I want you to know…. I think of you as my brother. that I love you ” - *BLUSH* “me, too”
  • COME THE FUCK ON CASPIAN THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF CONFESSION U MAKE BEFORE GOING INTO BATTLE NOT WITH THAT TONE AND THAT LOOK ON UR FACE HE KNEW U CONSIDERED HIM FAMILY JUST SAY U LOVE HIM 5EVER AND WANNA BANG HIM JFC
  • let me just help u get out of put on ur armour STRICTLY PLATONIC OF COURSE THERE IS NO GAY HERE NUH UH *cough*
  • more sword related dick jokes I could make here like SO MANY
  • good speech boo I am proud of you *heart eyes*
  • EDMUND!! fucking sea serpent if u touch him i’mma cut u omg ru okay bby did u hurt urself when u fell here lemme help u up and stare at u in the middle of the battle
  • clinging to each other during the goodbye hug with tears in their fucking eyes 
  • loOK 
  • GODDAMMIT THEY ARE SO GAY
  • I LOVE IT
  • seriously they changed so much from the books when they made the movie adaptation couldn’t they just throw subtlety into the wind and have them smooch
  • more Caspian/Edmund 2k15
Bands You Should Know And Their Most Known Songs 51-100

I literally face palmed when I realized I forgot so manygood bands on my other list. (50 Bands You Should Know And Their Most Known Songs)

So here’s all the ones I missed.

These are in no particular order.

51. Cold - “Suffocate”

52. Volbeat - “Still Counting”

53. Times of Grace - “Strength in Numbers”

54. Taproot - “Poem”

55. Unloco - “Nothing”

56. Walls of Jericho - “I Know Hollywood and You Ain’t It”

57. Marilyn Manson - “This is the new Shit”

58. Limp Bizkit “Rollin’”

59. Janus - “Eyesore”

60. Linkin Park - “Numb”

61. Rise Against - “Savior”

62. Adept - “At Least Give Me My Dreams Back, You Negligent Whore!”

63. Soil - “Halo”

64. Eisbrecher - “Herz Steht Still”

65. Rob Zombie - “Dragula”

66. Evans Blue - “Cold (But I’m Still Here)”

67. Crossfade - “Cold”

68. Stone Sour - “Through Glass”

69. All That Remains - “The Last Time”

70. Ill Nino - “How Can I Live”

71. Adema - “The Way You Like It”

72. Saliva - “Click Click Boom”

73. Three Days Grace - “I Hate Everything About You”

74. Earshot - “Wait”

75. Shamans Harvest - “Dragonfly”

76. Pop Evil - “Trenches”

77. Edgewater - “Eyes Wired Shut”

78. Our Last Night - “Escape”

79. Motograter - “Down”

80. Hatebreed - “Everyone Bleeds Now”

81. Still Remains - “The Worst is Yet to Come”

82. Bayside - “Duality”

83. Dropkick Murphys - “I’m Shipping up to Boston”

84. The Agonist - “And Their Eulogies Sang Me to Sleep”

85. Dead Poetic - “New Medicines”

86. Rage Against the Machine - “Bulls on Parade”

87. Coheed and Cambria - “Welcome Home”

88. Red - “Breathe Into Me”

89. Kutless - “Treason”

90. Anberlin - “The Feel Good Drag”

91. Thousand Foot Krutch - “Move”

92. Pantera - “Walk”

93. Judas Priest - “Breaking the Law”

94. Quiet Riot - “Metal Health (Bang Your head)”

95. Scorpions - “Rock You like a Hurricane”

96. Ratt - “Round and Round”

97. Iron Maiden - “Wasted Years”

98. Megadeth - “Symphony of Destruction”

99. Dio - “Rainbow in the Dark”

100. Dokken - “Alone Again”

The last few I felt should be mentioned, even though you probably already know them. :P