many zippers

Zippered Pockets
Pagan Min
Zippered Pockets

Pagan Min: Ajay, I hope you don’t mind but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If you are to lead Kyrat when this is all over you’re going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers my boy. And that jacket oh don’t get me started. WHY on earth do you need so many zippered pockets? What do you keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh. I supposed you do. I’ll make a note for my tailor. Ajay’s jacket, zippered meat pockets. Perfect! Well, don’t let me slow you down.

kingshadows1001  asked:

Nagito Komaeda ye boi

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Gothic Sewing Horror

The floor looks clear, yet you always manage to catch your foot on a pin. You have vacuumed three times. They aren’t even your pins.

You measure and measure and measure. It is different every time.

No matter how sharp your shears are, the edge is jagged when you cut. The shears are beginning to seep blood.

You swear you hear screaming when you trim your threads.

The first time the fabric cut itself was fine. The first time it tried to cut you was less satisfactory.

You wind the bobbin, and put it in. When you start to sew, it is gone. The thread is still there though.

Your sewing machine is possessed. This would be less obnoxious if it was at least properly timed.

The fabric is washed and dried to preshrink. It grows to twice its length, and releases hollow sighs when ironed or steamed.

All the the zippers are gone when you go to bed. When you awake, there are too many zippers. The pact has been made.

“Done is good” they chant, pressing their hands harder into the folds. It will never be done.

"Ajay! I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you!"
"Ajay! I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you!"

If you are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you’re going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket, oh don’t get me started, WHY on earth do you need so many zippered pockets??? What do you keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh. I suppose you do. I’ll make a note for my tailor: “Ajay’s jacket, zippered meat pockets.”

Sure do!

My grandmother didn’t like me.

She always carried a pack of Doublemint gum, neatly held in one of the many zipper compartments of her purse. I would always ask for a piece. She would split the stick of gum in half. She would put the other half back into her purse. She would ask, “Don’t you want to know why you aren’t getting a whole stick of gum?“

I would shrug.

She would answer, "Because ladies don’t ask for things.”

wedgies

We have the straining button of everlasting promise, the lacey camisole of utter temptation, and now we must find a name for the mighty ZIPPER! So many options to vote for!

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Ugh. Umf. So many zippers…

I want to unzip all of them. Really badly.