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My thoughts while watching Teen Wolf 5x09

And no, I am not ok.

  1. Alright here we go
  2. I want some Desert Wolf info up in here
  3. My god this school is dark af
  4. They must be saving loads on the electric bill this season
  5. I mean, compare it to the season 1 color scheme and holy shit it’s depressing
  6. The pack is broken up?!? What the hell??
  7. I just want to give them all giant hugs
  8. Oh yeah that’s right, Stiles figured it out about Parrish
  9. But they didn’t tell Parrish?! Or the Sheriff?! GUYS….
  10. Oh goodie, they’ve got to go find that godforsaken stump again
  11. But I am ALL about some Stydia bonding time
  12. YEAH Hayden’s doing ok!
  13. Get it you little wolf pups you! 
  14. CAUSE NOBODY ELSE IS HAPPY ANYMORE
  15. THE VET CLINIC IS CLOSED?!
  16. THE WORLD IS FALLING APART AND I AM NOT OK
  17. Wait, he’s gonna confide in Theo the Douche Pup?!
  18. “I’m counting on it”……..
  19. HOW THE HELL IS THAT NOT SETTING OFF RED FLAGS SCOTT?!?!?!
  20. HOW DOES NOBODY ELSE SEEM TO SEE HOW SKETCHY THIS KID IS?!?!
  21. Great, more syringes and grotesque bodies fermenting in green goo
  22. I have to rewatch the doctor scenes like 10 times to even piece together HALF of what they’re saying
  23. Wait the fermenting bodies are how they’re not withering into nothing?
  24. WHAT IT HELL IS IN THOSE BODIES
  25. AND WHAT THE HELL ARE THE DOCTORS
  26. THIS SHOW MAN
  27. Seeing that one doctor in street(ish) clothes may be more terrifying than the regular getup
  28. Little wolf pup love is so precious and innocent and the first time the color scheme hasn’t been ridiculously dark and foreboding
  29. NOT THE MERCURY BLOODY NOSE
  30. WHY CAN’T WE HAVE ANYTHING GOOD?!
  31. You can make up for it Teen Wolf with some Stydia time!
  32. Awwwwwww he’s gonna confide in her!
  33. Oh dammit, never mind
  34. So close Stiles SO CLOSE
  35. Annnd we’re back to dark and depressing
  36. A super moon? Is that a real thing or……
  37. Cause if it is I’m markin’ it down on the calendar, sitting on my porch with some wine, and reveling in the fact that I’m NOT as horribly screwed as these kids
  38. Yes Theo, by all means, bring up Donovan you ASS
  39. HOLY SHIT
  40. Ok I get that was a hallucination but DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT DEAD STILES
  41. There’s a line…..AND THAT’S CROSSING IT
  42. Yay Precious Little Snowflake! Cheer me up with your cuteness!
  43. Sheriff’s just like “Oh don’t mind me with my super flashlight”
  44. “Just doin sheriff things”
  45. “Nothin to see here”
  46. UGH seriously…what now Theo
  47. “I need to talk to you about something…..I’m actually satan”
  48. HE’S GOING TO TELL HIM ABOUT STILES YOU SACK OF SHIT
  49. OH NO! Precious Little Snowflake looks so scared!
  50. CAN NO ONE HAVE ANYTHING NICE TEEN WOLF?!?
  51. Liam…honey…how on earth is running AWAY from your built in backup going to solve ANYTHING
  52. THEO YOU TOOL BOX
  53. OH MY GOD I AM ACTUALLY SHAKING I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
  54. This show is so bad for my health
  55. HE IS SUCH A MANIPULATIVE LITTLE OH MY GOD
  56. YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT
  57. #LyingMotherRaeken OH MY GOD SOCIAL MEDIA REP PLEASE MARRY ME AND BE MY SASS ANGEL
  58. Serious question: is it possible to be in love with someone you’ve never met, whose name and GENDER you don’t know, all from a handful of hashtags cause…..I’M FALLIN HARD
  59. Wait so super moon IS a real thing?
  60. That is so awesome and WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST BITE OFF HER OWN FINGER/NAIL?!?!
  61. Damn Malia that was a ballsy. What if she didn’t know?
  62. You just blue-eyed her and hoped she’d be all, “yes wolf pup I DO know all about the supernatural gumbo pot this town’s turned into”
  63. Now who is Beth?
  64. OH DAMN newest new girl DAMN
  65. I shall name her “Baby Bitch Slap”
  66. Well…..that was short lived
  67. RIP Baby Bitch Slap: you packed a hell of a punch
  68. SNOWFLAKE’S FRIEND CAN TURN INVISIBLE?!?!
  69. WHAT THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE???
  70. CAN I BE THAT
  71. I’ve already forgotten his name
  72. He was simply “Snowflake’s Friend” but now that he’s got some bitchin’ powers I declare him….”Polar Bear in a Snowstorm”
  73. Awwwww Malia looks so traumatized
  74. I wanna give her a hug
  75. I WANT TO GIVE THEM ALL A HUG
  76. Except Theo….fuck you Theo
  77. GAAAHHHHH INVISIBILITY IS SO COOL
  78. Like FOR ONCE a power that’s useful when you’re hiding
  79. BUT OF-FUCKING-COURSE DOCTOR DOUCHE CAN SEE HIM ANYWAY
  80. GOD DAMN IT
  81. RIP Polar Bear in a Snowstorm: your powers were fucking awesome
  82. Awwwww worried Stiles
  83. ANSWER YOUR PHONE LYDIA
  84. GOD Lydia is so bad ass
  85. #FightLikeABanshee spout truths my soulmate media rep (CALL ME)
  86. When the eye’s start a glowin’, it’s time to start a runnin’
  87. REALLY?
  88. REALLY?!?
  89. IT WAS RIGHT THERE?
  90. 10 FEET AWAY?
  91. AND COVERED IN DEAD BODIES?!
  92. AND NO ONE HAS STUMBLED ACROSS IT OR I DON’T KNOW…SMELLED IT?!?
  93. “I need a word with you…….I know you’re Satan. Stop trying to ruin my kid’s life”
  94. Wait…what
  95. What is Theo doing now?!
  96. I DON’T UNDERSTAND HIS TWISTED LITTLE MIND DOES HE KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS?!
  97. YOU. MANIPULATIVE. LITTLE. SHIT.
  98. I LOATHE YOU
  99. STOP FAKE CRYING YOU HEATHEN
  100. Don’t hug him……
  101. Don’t….DON’T YOU HUG HIM NOOOOOOOOOO
  102. Cue creepy music and DEVIL EYES
  103. 12 34 56…..glorious just glorious
  104. Yeah Phil, you’re a dumbass…..who’s Phil
  105. OH SHIT
  106. This is like some Pretty Little Liars level shit
  107. Except 1000x scarier cause ya know…nightmares
  108. Dude party foul! That is a WASTE of perfectly good alcohol
  109. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY
  110. Oh thank god Parrish knows now
  111. Except…it’s NOT SAFE…the bodies are just laying willy nilly on a stump in the woods
  112. HUNDREDS?
  113. HUNDREDS?!?!?
  114. YAY SCOTT’S HERE! SAVE THE DAY MY CANINE HERO!
  115. Well shit.
  116. They’re both like that little sibling you hold at arms length until they tire themselves out
  117. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
  118. NOOOOO HAYDEN NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
  119. I literally just SCREECHED in my room
  120. It is currently 2:30am here…..
  121. I don’t live alone….
  122. Wait….WAIT
  123. IS SHE OK?? CAN THERE BE SOME GOOD LEFT IN THE WORLD!?
  124. Can Theo also die? Like, could I have 2 gifts in one episode?
  125. Nope….damn.
  126. #LaydenLives speak your sweet sweet poetry to me oh media rep
  127. WOOOOOOOOO THERE CAN BE HAPPINESS ONCE AGAIN
  128. They’re gonna ruin it in like 5 seconds but for now…now I can be happy
  129. TO THE CLINIC!
  130. Parrish…sweet heart…it’s an honorable gesture but I’m pretty sure those bars ain’t gonna hold ya
  131. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
  132. They’re gonna have “the talk”
  133. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
  134. SCOTT NOOOOOOO
  135. THEO IS SATAN SCOTT DON’T BELIEVE HIM
  136. THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING
  137. BELIEVE STILES SCOTT! DON’T DO THIS!!!
  138. OH MY GOD HE STEPPED BACK
  139. NO DON’T WALK AWAY SCOTT!!! OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOO
  140. I am legitimately WEEPING at my desk
  141. I am a legal adult
  142. I pay taxes
  143. And I am sitting in my room in a Batman onesie at 2:30am sobbing over a fictional breakup of two friends
  144. FUCK TELEVISION
  145. I need chocolate….and a good cuddle (oh media rep *wink wink*)