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Guess who got asked to prom! BY A STRAIGHT GUY (Army pants). he’s my best friend, and a real man given the fact he has the guts to fulfill my gay student council dream of always helping out planning dances, and never getting asked. I couldn’t ask for a better person in my life. 

Thank you Jacob can’t wait for May 2nd!

You’ll Regret Him... {Reader Insert}

Imagine: A bride-to-be is caught up in a dilemma, and is left with a choice. The boy she’s grown up with, who’s held her heart so carefully since they met. Or the man that promised her danger, but risks there future with his line of work every day.

Summary: It’s the night before {Y/N}’s wedding, when a friendly face turned up on the threshold of her hotel room. She tries to push away the memories, keep back the need for the man she hasn’t seen in years. But FP gets to her. Will she let her marriage fail before it’s even begun?

Request?: Yes, a lovely little nonny asked for an angsty pre-marriage situation. The reader is planning to marry, but FP turns up and tells her not to go through with it. But she turns him down, knowing things would never work.

Warnings: F/M Smut, Very minor really (thigh riding and make out sessions, slight dirty talk), Reader is early twenties (the other kiddos are the same age)

Word Count: 2256

Taglist: @theserpentgod 

Disclaimer: The gif is not mine, credits to the owner that made it. Riverdale characters are not mine, credit to the writers and producers. There is minor smut in this, so if you do not like smut, do not read.

A/N: This was kinda cute? Maybe, let me know what you guys think. Thank your patience, it’s very appreciated. Exams are over now, so I’m free for at least two months to dedicate myself to this blog. The requests I have are almost finished, so I’ll be open to more soon. Enjoy, my little bookworms 🖤 

Originally posted by jordank95

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WHY NED LEEDS/ JACOB BATALON NEEDS MORE APPRECIATION

Okay so I love zendaya i really do and i dont want u to think im hating on her im just saying Ned had a much bigger role in homecoming than mj and yes shes awesome and important but jacob wasn’t even in the immediate google search results for the homecoming cast and im just saying since Ned is peters bff and the guy in the chair and is a significant character that didnt lose weight for the role or during the movie and also Jacob is super funny and sweet and also one of toms very real best friends so ya this man needs more appreciation

the whole “college students are poor and eat nothing but ramen noodles” thing is really hilarious until you’re actually in college living off ramen and then someone makes you a homecooked meal just out of the blue and you bust into tears because you didnt even realize how much you missed that kind of thing

So burn the memories
We don’t fit now
Just like the old hoodie
I left at your house
—  Second Best - Clarity [@secondbestmi]
The gang and their careers

Ponyboy: lawyer

• the type of lawyer that throws up before appearing at court because he’s nervous
• the judge would find him attractive
• his kid grew up to become a Soc because he’s in the upper Class baby

Darry: Teacher

• after Ponyboy got a scholarship he went back to college and got a degree in teaching
• isn’t really a strict teacher, just turn in all your missing work by the end of the semester and your guys are good
• all the ‘Bad Kids’ respect him, because he knows how they live

Sodapop : Mechanic

• he opened his own shop, and got all the money to buy the place because he modeled for a couple of years
• SURPIRSE! Him and Steve own the shop together
• with he’s modeling money he also could afford to go to a mechanic school

Johnny: Veterinarian

• he wanted to be one because he loves the neighborhood stray cats
• adopts almost every stray he finds
• The type of guy that you can call when your dog is sick, free of charge

Steve: Mechanic

• At the shop 24/7, A room there even has a couch in the back just for him if he decides to spend the night
• Soda made the stupid decision of letting him name it, “Coco”
• bought a dog from Johnny to make it their mascot

Two Bit: Real Estate

• he went to check out on of his properties once and found a gang of homeless people living at the house
• he likes to take Dally or Steve with him cause he likes to scare the hell out of those two
• Once took both of them to a abandoned house he had to check out, and a rat attacked Steve, Dally got stuck in a spiderweb, found a homeless guy sleeping, and saw a cat gave birth

Dally: Cowboy

• The old man who owned the rodeo always had a liking in Dally, so when he died Dally was surprised to see that the old man gave Dally the rodeo in his Will
• Only let’s Johnny check up on the horses, won’t hire any other Vet
• Also basically lives at the Rodeo, Darry and Johnny will check out the place if they haven’t heard from him in awhile

Tim: Marine

• after curly and Angela graduated school he wanted to fulfill his childhood dream to be in the Marines
• Was given a German Shepard he named, Cricket
• sends letters like crazy to his siblings and sometimes even Dally

Angela : hair stylist

• Didn’t even felt the need to try to go to beauty school
• she did though because Sylvia was going and she wanted to piss her off by going to the same school
• Once gave Curly dreadlocks on one of his appointments

Curly: Cowboy

• Always loved watching Dally and Tim in rodeos, but never wanted to ask Tim if he could join because he was scared of being rejected
• He actually opened up to Ponyboy on this once when he asked what curly wanted to do with his life, so Pony told Johnny, and Johnny convinced Dally to let him join
• if his not on a bull then he’s the guy who announces stuff on the speakerphone

《Just some guesses about their jobs, Two bits is crazy man, but my best friend mom owns a real estate company you wouldn’t believe how many homeless people will just live at the properties, also should I make a Part 2 with the Socs??》

Man you ever just listen to a certain song n it just gets you excited for summer ????

A Family Christmas and a Happy New Year

A/N: This is the closest I got to a Christmas fic this year. The wifi failed at my parents house so I had to wait a while before I could go online again. That’s how I ended up with this almost-New Years fic. Hope you enjoy!

Pairing: Dean x reader

Wordcount: about 2200

Summary: Reader has spent Christmas at home with her family, which is not the greatest thing in the world. Now she’s just longing to get back to the bunker and Dean.

Warnings: Mentions of some family drama/issues, not really much of a Christmas fic, smut, fluff

Originally posted by littleblondesamoan

Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year. Or so they say. New Years Eve was just one day away and you had spent nearly a week in your childhood home with your family. Hitting the road in your classic 73’ Mustang seemed like a dream come true right now.

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headcanon time because I’m very attached to kira nerys being a lesbian and I gotta fix canon:

as we all know, going the “secret sexual tension” route instead of the “canon happy poly family” route with kira and miles was A Mistake BUT I like to think that kira is just really, really terrible at knowing when she’s genuinely attracted to people. (am I projecting? yes. am I going to believe it anyway? also yes.) like she /likes/ miles - he’s gruff and no-nonsense and imminently practical in much the same way that she is. they’ve both been Through Some Shit and while miles’s manner of Dealing with it is fundamentally different from hers (he uh doesn’t), they’re both the sort of people that would enjoy siting in Quark’s together with a drink and not talking for a solid 20 minutes. they’re both scarred veterans of war, against the same enemy even, who have been forced to come to terms with the fact that the galaxy has many more shades of gray than they’d like to admit.

she’s already carrying his baby when it turns out that miles gives great massages and is generally pretty physically affectionate and she thinks “oh. I must be attracted to him.” no darling. no you aren’t. (for his part, miles /is/ attracted to kira exactly as he thinks he is because a. he’s attracted to women and b. nana visitor but despite the fact that miles is sometimes a clod he is perfectly capable of having female friends and if kira told him she wasn’t interested he wouldn’t be weird or gross about it and besides, he genuinely likes kira for all the reasons mentioned above).

Sucker Punch: Tom Holland x Black Actress

So apparently Haz got molly whopped (punched) so this is based on that. Haz, Tom, and Reader are in a pub when shit goes down.


You had never really been in a “pub” before, and Tom was excited to show you him and Haz’s spot. “This is cute!” You smiled as Tom pulled out the chair for you. Harrison scoffed, “This isn’t cute! This is where the mates come out to hang.”

“Whatever Harrison! Oh Tommy can you order me whatever beer you get?”

“Sure love, hey Eugene!” He called over the waiter. “Can you get me and this beauty the regular.”
“Of course Tom! What about you Haz?”

“Um the same.” Haz shrugged. Eugene came back with there pints of beers, he sat yours in front of you and smiled. “Anything else?”

“No, thanks mate.” Tom smiled. “Cheers.” After a mini toast you too a sip of the beer. “Ew.” You smacked your lips together to try to get a better taste. “I fucking hate beer.”

“What? This is the best. Well I guess if you don’t want it-” He took your glass. “I’ll just order something else.”

You were enjoying the nice atmosphere but weren’t liking it so much when a group of already drunk men came stumbling in the bar.

The men were being obnoxious and annoying, they were being especially rude during the bar trivia. “We usually suck at these games, but we’re winning because of you.” Tom smiled. “It isn’t that hard.” You said honestly.

“Hey she’s cheatin!” A guy from the group of drunk men yelled. “Yeah, you’re fucking cheating. I demand a recount.”

You grimaced, “Ugh, drunk Brits are just as worse as drunk Americans!”

Tom just held your hand, “Ignore them love.”

“Hey, hey buddy? That’s your woman? Ha.” They all started laughing. Tom’s jaw clenched and he got angry, “Calm down babe.” You whispered in his ear. Soon they became even bigger pains in the asses. “We are going to go before I hurt these twats.” Tom helped you up. “Hey Haz do you mind paying? I don’t want to be anywhere near them. Haz nodded and took the credit card from Tom’s shaky hand.

The four guys were lined up at the bar, “Hey man. Is that you r buddy’s girl?” You could hear them ask Haz but he ignored them and handed the card to the bartender. “Hey I’m talking to you twat face!”

After Harrison finished he sighed and turned around but the guy grabbed his collar, “Get the fuck off of me!” Haz yelled pushing himoff. The guy sucker punched Haz in the mouth. “Damn!” You yelled.

Tom ran to his best friends aid while the bartender tried to get calm down the rowdy guys.

You held his arm while Tom led the way to the car, “You okay Haz?” You knew that was a dumb question to ask but thought it might help. “Fuck no. That asshole- OW.” He grabbed his bleeding lip.

You guys were far away from any places that had ice or tissue so you pulled out a pad from your purse and unwrapped it. “Press this on your lip.”

“What? You’ve got to be fucking kidding!” Haz said. “No, I’m not. Their actually super absorbent trust me I know!” You smiled. Tom was trying to contain his laughter as he walked further to the car, “It’s only going to be for the car ride back or at least until you stop bleeding. Just apply pressure until you can get ice”

He looked at Tom who was trying not to make his friend feel even more embarrassed. “Fine.” Haz snatched the pad from your hand and pressed it on his lip. “It smells like flowers.” He mumbled. You chucked and got in the car.

The car ride was silent, “Alright mate! Let me know how you are feeling tomorrow!” Tom said dropping Haz off. “Okay!” He mumbled through the pressed pad on his lips.

You and Tom were sitting in the car in front of the Holland Household, still discussing what happened. “So why didn’t you fight those guys?” You teased. “I’m not ruining this!” He pointed to his cute face. “Or you just can’t fight.” You said egging him on. “Bullshit!”

“So you just let Haz get popped in the mouth like that. Some best friend.”

Tom side-eyed you, “Be quiet.” “Hey, I’m just saying. You love claiming your Spider-man in real life, Spidey wouldn’t have let his best friend get dropped like that.” You over exaggerated. “Y/N, can you please stop!”

“Sorry babe.” You smiled. “I wouldn’t have been able to help him anyway-”
You looked over at him, “I don’t have my Spidey suit.”

You laughed and got out of the car. “But did you see Haz’s face? He looked shocked as fuck. You guys have never been in any fights out here have you?” You asked grabbing his hand. “Nope. No reason to fight.”

“Well back where I’m from-”

“Cut the crap Y/N, your mom told me how you used to cry at every little thing.” He laughed. “She tells every damn thing!”

A real man is a woman’s best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will treassure her when she feels insecure
And comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
Thought she could do; to live without fear
And forget regret. He will enable her to
Express her deepest emotions and give in to
Her most intimate desires. He will make sure
She always feels as though she’s the most
Beautiful woman in the room and will enable
Her to be the most confident, sexy,
Seductive, and invincible.
—  Mardy Bryant

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