Every Zone in Neverwinter
Arrival: Thank goodness somebody arrived! Things are grim, and we’ll all be dead soon.
Phase 1: The enemy will eat our souls, but maybe, just maybe, if you could thin out their grunts, we’d stand a chance. Also, they stole out McGuffins, so can you get them too? Oh yeah, and we need to steal their battle plans, which they all carry. BTW, this researcher is really interested in the local plants, and for some reason that is just as important.
Completion: GODS BE PRAISED! I can’t believe it! Sargent Dudefella has set up a forward outpost in the time it took you to turn in this quest. Report to him, since we now stand a chance!
Phase 2: They know we are here, so kill some of their squadron commanders and take their McGuffins. Also, interact with 5 things in the zone for reasons. Are you collecting bad guy tokens? You really should be collecting bad guy tokens. They can be redeemed for medals that can be redeemed for gear you don’t want. Also, there is a contest in this zone that isn’t worth winning.
Completion: GOD GOD ALLMIGHTY I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Even though you have completed every task I set before you, you did this one too and now it’s time to take it to the enemy. Go see Commander Manperson at the hidden camp he just set up as you clicked complete, which is right on the edge of the enemy lines. It’s time to take it to the enemies!
Phase 3: OK, now it’s time to press our advantage, and by that I mean there are some seriously large enemies which can knock you prone. If you were a real military man, and not some fly by night adventurer, you’d understand that. Also, here’s a tangential quest line. Just have it. By the end it might or might not tie in to what we are trying to do. Eventually, I’m going to send you on a suicide mission against the leader of the bad guys.
Completion: SWEET SWEET TITTY LICKING CHRIST HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT MY WHOLE WORLD HAS CHANGED! BTW, we lied, that guy had a boss who is like 10x more badass than him and Scout Smallandscared is right outside his fortress, go see him.
Phase 4: OK, here’s how it is. We are all going to die, and it will hurt, too, unless we do something daring and new. Kill some grunts in the fortress, and grab some McGuffins. What? This is new, they are different guys and different McGuffins. Anyway, after all that, infiltrate the invincible fortress of evil and kill the person who could murder this entire army alone, since they are the real leader and biggest of the bads. Plus, you will get some piece of armor or maybe a weapon.
Conclusion: HOLY HELLFIRE AND THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY! You actually did it! Despite killing everyone anyone has ever told you to kill you murdered the person we told you to murder, despite the fact that he can send you prone and has spells that are too quick to dodge. You are a god among men and perhaps the strongest single living being ever. Now go see Sargent Knox and let him know that the pantheon has been replaced, and you are the only god left.
Phase 5: Unless you want to stick around, but if you do I’ve only got one more job for you and you’ll need 4 friends…