do u ever like.. really think about manowar album art?

“yea u know what would look totally mmetal… a dude. a muscly dude. so muscly he looks like hes on steroids. and well-oiled. mmmmmm yes oiled muscles. wearing only tights. uh wait thats gay. lets add spikes. i know. a SPIKED GARTER. but dont let it distract from the oiled muscles. and uh.. other shit in the background too i guess but dont make it too sparkly i dont want people to think we’re gay. oh and make him hold an american flag. because freedom or something.”