maniacally

i can’t even imagine how scary and helpless it must be to not be from the U.S. and have to watch this mess unfold. to watch this narcissistic maniac get this close to one of the most powerful positions in the world and know that it will not just have devastating consequences for oppressed groups in the U.S. but also every other country. i hope my fellow americans wake tf up and do right by the rest of the world

anonymous asked:

On a FreeHaikyuu!!! crossover Kuroo totally falls in love with Rei at first sight. He constantly teases him trying to get his attention, and when he realizes it isn't working he asks Rei about his interests. He gets a one-hour talk about beauty

one hour talk on beauty completed with powerpoint slides, mathematical equation and diagrams of various sports and how they’re beautiful

amazing

Kuroo does not know what he signed up for HAHHAA

I can’t believe I never thought about this actually

like, Kuroo is as much as a dork/nerd as Rei is, and they’re both quite smart

I think Rei will be surprised at how serious Kuroo can be about the mechanics behind sports and they can actually have quite a lot to talk about

Kuroo decides to put the moves on Rei one time and drops a line about how beautiful he thinks Rei looks (his heart is pounding the entire time, nervous about how the other boy would respond)

Rei seems surprise, and then he starts laughing maniacally and is so happy that Kuroo doesn’t know what to do next

thank you for this anon

Negan’s Match Part 108

I watched Negan as he sat in the chair across from me with Jackson in his arms.  His eyes didn’t leave Jackson’s face.  This huge, bat wielding maniac was infatuated with an infant.  His child.  Jackson was already his pride and joy. Negan was in love.  A love he probably didn’t understand much and is most likely scared of.  I chuckled to myself to think of how over-protective Negan was going to be over him. Every once in a while Negan would look at me and smile.  He would wink and I could almost see a glistening in his eyes.

“Well, my love, when are you taking us home?  I have been gone to long.  I want to go.”

“I know you do, but we need to stay a couple more days to make sure you are okay.  The doctor needs to be close by.  Just in case.  You just had a baby. You need to rest sweetheart. You have been through a lot lately.  You need to take it easy.”

Jackson started to cry in Negan’s arms.  He looked down at him and back at me.  “He’s hungry.” He stood up and walked to me.  He handed him over to me so I could feed him.  I lifted my shirt and Jackson latched on right away. Every time he did, Negan would chuckle “That’s my boy”.

I looked up at Negan and rolled my eyes.  “So, two days then?  I think that is sufficient.  Seriously Negan, we need to get back.  We have been gone for so long.  Who has been running things around there? The sanctuary may be in shambles by now.”

He laughed. “Most likely.  I have David in charge in my absence. I am sure it will be fine for a couple more days.  Dwight is going to head there today to make sure things are ready for us to bring little Jax home.  I have everything under control.  You need to stop worrying so much.  That’s my job.  Your job is to be my wife, take care of my son and of course, look beautiful as always.” 

I hissed at him which made him laugh even more. “My job is to get back home and get my body back in shape.  I need to get back in to ass kicking mode. These past months have made me soft.  We can’t have that now can we?” 

He shook his head.  “You need to rest. Don’t make me tie you up to the bed. The doc wants you to take it easy.  The cut he made was pretty big and if you don’t chill out it won’t heal. If it doesn’t heal, we can’t fuck.  If we can’t fuck, Daddy is going to be one grouchy mother fucker. So, your job is to heal up. That way, we can get back to really enjoying each other.”

Out of nowhere, my emotions shot through the roof.  I felt sweat bead across the top of my head.  I looked up at him.  “Well, if you can’t wait, maybe you can go back to fucking one of your old whores.  I am sure you won’t have a problem finding one to spread her legs for you.”

His jaw dropped and it took him a minute to find his words.  “Babe, what the fuck? Where the fuck did that just come from?  I said nothing like that. I just want you to heal up.  I don’t want to be with anyone else.  What the fuck?”

I shook my head and realized what I had just said.  I looked at him and almost felt like I wanted to cry.  “I am sorry Negan.  I really don’t know where that came from.  I think my hormones are out of whack.  I didn’t mean to say that.” He was still looking at me like I was crazy.  He just nodded and walked back to the chair he was sitting in when he was holding Jackson.  “Negan, I am sorry babe.  Don’t be angry.”

“I am not angry with you sweetheart, just a little stunned that’s all.  Don’t worry about it.  After you finish feeding him, you should take a nap.  I will take him for a little while so you can rest without any distractions.  We will stay close though.  I won’t ever go to far.  I promise.”

I just nodded.  Normally I would have argued with the two of them leaving but I didn’t feel like arguing with him.  Especially after my emotional outburst.  Plus, I was pretty exhausted.  “Okay, that sounds good.  Maybe you can go and check on Amber.  She must have had her baby by now.  I wonder how she is doing.”

“Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.  I will go check on her.  See how she is doing.  Make sure she doesn’t need anything.” He looked at me and tilted his head.  “I will get you something to eat too.  You probably need to eat something.  How long has it been since you have eaten?” I shrugged my shoulders.  It had been two days since I have eaten.  I had no appetite but I knew I needed to eat.  He stood up quickly. “I will be right back.  I am going to get you some food.” He walked over to me and kissed my forehead then walked out.  I was left alone in the room with Jackson.  

He just sweetly suckled on me.  I could hear his little shallow breaths between gulps.  He was so sweet, so innocent.  I felt bad for him.  I felt bad about the world he has to grow up in.  I remember feeling bad for Rick having Judith be so young.  She was carefree and innocent and has no idea the horrors that await her.  Jackson will have the same fate.  We don’t have to teach him to watch for strangers or to look both ways before you cross the street.  We have to teach him about walkers.  We have to teach him survival.  We have to teach him to be a killer.  The idea of this swirled around in my head.  I could feel myself starting to feel weaker by the minute.  I sat there and tried to breath deeply to calm myself.  Jackson finally released his hold on me and opened his little eyes.  They were the most beautiful and vibrant shade of green.  He looked around a bit. I moved him to my chest so he was upright and laid him like that. He was quiet and laid his face on my chest. His little black hair tickled underneath my chin but I didn’t care.  I loved it. 

Negan walked back in and stopped in his tracks when he saw me and Jackson. He shook his head for a minute and smiled. “How in the fuck did I get so lucky to have all this.  I am the luckiest man alive.  I just opened the door to my heaven.  You two are my forever.  Do you know that? I love you both so much.”

I smiled at him and he walked up closer to me with a bag in his hand.  With a softer voice he held the bag out to me.  “I got you something to eat.  It’s a couple of protein bars and a bottle of water.  I think it will tide you over until they cook dinner tonight.  Let me take him for a while so you can eat and get some rest.” He set the bag down next to me and held his arms out to take the baby. He was really gentle with him and walked around rocking him in his arms.  I opened the bag and grabbed one of the protein bars.  Without even looking at it, I ripped it open and scarfed it down.  I could feel the exact moment it hit my stomach and I felt an instant relief.  I threw the paper in the bag and grabbed the other one.  After I inhaled that, I downed the water which helped make me feel full.  I could feel the exhaustion run through me again and I laid my head back on the pillow. 

Negan walked over and kissed me as I slowly closed my eyes and fell in a deep sleep.

What, me, making another character? Why i’ve never heard of such a thing. Preposterous! 

Name Ju-Lin Whistler
Nicknames Juju, Joline (mostly due to others mishearing her name), Miss Whistler
Age 17
Gender Female
Residence Zootopia Rainforest District/University dorms
Occupation University student. Works part-time at her fathers’ hospital in Tundra Town.

Likes Fashion, having her tail brushed, a good joke, fancy food, home-cooked meals, peace and quiet, keeping things neat and orderly, horror movies.
Dislikes Chaos, clutter, unnecessary noise-making, romantic movies.
Fears Never amounting to anything.

Personality Ju-Lin is much like a swan. Graceful and composed on the surface, but paddling like a maniac underneath. She was raised to keep a certain standard no matter what, and the stress to never falter can be overwhelming, resulting in an, at times, not very socially adept girl. In her battle to be as grown-up and successful as possible, Ju-Lin has somewhat forgotten to be a teenager, she rarely allows herself to have any kind of fun. Still, she finds herself lifting her gaze from her studies once in a while to longingly watch the other teenagers roughhousing or playing games.

While she’s generally fairly polite and kind, Ju-Lin has trouble making friends, simply due to the fact that she’s never got time to spare. If she’s not hurrying to rent a book before the library closes, she’s in a rush to get back to the dorms in order to study.

However, with all that pressure, even a swan can sometimes hiss. Catch her on a bad day and you might regret saying hello.

History Ju-Lin’s grandfather travelled with his family to settle in Zootopia when he was young. They took the surname Whistler to integrate better, but kept using traditional first names. Her family is originally from China (or an animal-pun variation of it) and has done exceptionally well since their arrival. Ju-Lin’s father owns and runs the largest hospital in Zootopia, having bought it before Ju-Lin was even born.

Her older brother is expected to take over the hospital, but Ju-Lin wishes to prove her worth. If her brother is to own the hospital, then she’ll take over something else. She’ll stop at nothing in order to prove to her family that she too can become a wildly successful business owner.

anonymous asked:

kyle has a custom ring for cartman? i didnt even realize! was that shown in gluten free ebola ? or the snuke?

That was actually in the episode “Jewpacabra,” season 16, and the song he had for Cartman was, “Flashdance- She’s a Maniac.”

sweet-pie-otome  asked:

Can we talk about the fact that the sakamaki and mukami first letters put side by side is basicaly S&M which is pretty much the boys sex lives put in a nutshell

Me - *shoves Ruki into the spotlight* *stamps S&M on his forehead* *runs away and laughs like a maniac*

ABCs of Death

A is for Annabelle, who was struck by an axe,
B is for Britney, who bled out with a bear trap in both calves.
C is for Chucky, who drank spoiled milk and moss from the carton,
D is for Derek, who was crushed under a piano weighing a ton.
E is for Elizabeth, who was stung by bees awoken by a flung stone,
F is for Fanny, who had played with a buzzsaw until it cut right through bone.
G is for Greg; a snake slithered down his mouth until he couldn’t breathe,
H is for Holly; crazed maniac used pliers to rip out her teeth.
I is for Ida, who fell and split her head open on the cement,
J is for Juliet, who followed mouse squeaks and got stuck in the vents.
K is for Kris; a bullet flew through his eye and out the back,
L is for Lara, whose stomach burst after eating a tall pancake stack.
M is for Matthew, who was at the wrong place at the wrong time,
N is for Natalie, who discovered and ate some acidic alien slime.
O is for Olivia, who ran in front of her school bus one morning,
P is for Penelope; her body was trapped in a building that was burning.
Q is for Queen, whose cat had scratched her hand and body soon turned grey,
R is for Rachel, who drowned in the lake when they found out that she was gay.
S is for Sandra, who crawled into the oven when it was on,
T is for Tommy, who danced until death to his favorite song.
U is for Ursula, whose ears were filled with pieces of glass,
V is for Vernon, who was executed by the chamber’s gas.
W is for Wendy, who was found in her bed with a smile carved on her face,
X is for Xander, who dropped dead after running a nine-mile race.
Y is for Yuri, who was pulled into a closet by her little sister’s hair,
Z is for Zach, who’s not in one piece but in many over there…. and there…. and a few over there.

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NFL Players as Superheroes

Jay Cutler as Carbine

Cutler, you maniac, have you lost your mind?”, the attorney asks, his lips curled in fury as he surveys the devastation.

The man in front of him takes a deep drag from his cigarette, unaffected by the question. “You know, now that I found out who killed him,” he says, raising both shotguns to point at the male, “I don’t really care who gets blasted.”

“You’re insane,” retorts Rodgers, his face a mask of cold hatred.

Carbine looks him straight in the eye as he cocks his guns. “Yeah, well… you saw to that, didn’t you?”

anonymous asked:

Haters: Barry is stalking Iris and is obsessive. *Article mentions FP Iris not knowing Barry but is drawn to him in a way he's drawn to her. Me: *Laughing maniacally*.

These haters are also the idiots claiming that WA is toxic/abusive. Hahahaha true trash 😂 this

The Mad Scientist’s Guide to World Domination: Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius (2013)

“From Victor Frankenstein to Lex Luthor, from Dr. Moreau to Dr. Doom, readers have long been fascinated by insane plans for world domination and the madmen who devise them. Typically, we see these villains through the eyes of good guys. This anthology, however, explores the world of mad scientists and evil geniuses―from their own wonderfully twisted point of view.

An all-star roster of bestselling authors―including Diana Gabaldon, Daniel Wilson, Austin Grossman, Naomi Novik, and Seanan McGuire…twenty-two great storytellers all told―have produced a fabulous assortment of stories guaranteed to provide readers with hour after hour of high-octane entertainment born of the most megalomaniacal mayhem imaginable.

Everybody loves villains. They’re bad; they always stir the pot; they’re much more fun than the good guys, even if we want to see the good guys win. Their fiendish schemes, maniacal laughter, and limitless ambition are legendary, but what lies behind those crazy eyes and wicked grins? How―and why―do they commit these nefarious deeds? And why are they so set on taking over the world?

If you’ve ever asked yourself any of these questions, you’re in luck: It’s finally time for the madmen’s side of the story.”

Edited by John Joseph Adams 

Get it here