the signs as mixed drinks
(Most of these can be found on Tipsy Bartender )
Aries: Adios Muthafucka - Gets the job done and the name is aggressive.
Taurus: Sleeping Beauty Cocktail - Safe and sweet, and y’all are so beautiful.
Gemini: Double Inception Bomb - Complex, analytical, and the double part I guess.
Cancer: Birthday Cake Martini - Y’all little bitches like your sweet ass drinks.
Leo: Sugar Marijuana Goblet - Y’all can never pass up something as flashy as you.
Virgo: Green Mango Mai Tai - When you classy but need to let loose.
Libra: You Me and Hennessy - Sweet with a punch, look at that balancing bottle y’all.
Scorpio: The Dick Sucker Shot - Scorpio does not take ANY SHIT OKAY
Sagittarius: Laffy Taffy Daquiri - Wild and sweet just like you bitches.
Capricorn: Classic Martini - ugh
Aquarius: Alien Brain Hemorrhage Shot - Y’all weird AF. This shot is perfect for you
Pisces: Fishbowl - ayyyy lmao