mandafails replied to your post: I just want to put on a cape and a pretty little…

What will your superhero name be, though? Miss Andry? The Dick Puncher? (because you punch dicks in the dicks?)

Miss Anne Andry was your average smart girl until the day she was brutally attacked. When her attackers walked free from a mistrial, she began having nightmares. She underwent a sleep study at the near by university… but something went wrong (or right?). The nightmares that left her reckless now gave her powers… she saw the soon to be nightmares of other women and girls in trouble… and her hands… felt… stronger… bigger… fist-ier…

Channeling her rage and anxiety, Miss Andry would follow these premonitions around these United States of America, stopping attacks, educating dumb asses, telling juries they were bad and that they should feel bad in the night…

and oh yeah,

punching a whole lotta dicks.


Rule one: always post the rules
Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule four: actually tell them that you tagged them

Tagged by: yung-bara

Asked Questions:

  1. favorite bald or balding person?:
    Jason Statham
  2. top five places in your house?:
    I don’t really have a home … Between homes? Idek. Since I am moving back in with my parents, five different parts of my bedroom?
  3. who wore it better? :
    I don’t understand this question.
  4. favorite brand of store-bought pasta sauce?:
    I don’t really buy it, I kind of just make it. I did buy some alfredo sauce in the last couple of months but I don’t remember the brand.
  5. favorite trend of the early 00s?:
    gosh, uh, those beaded headbands, tamagotchis, fishnets (I still wear those, I will not lie.)
  6. least favorite spice girl?:
    Sporty, I guess
  7. favorite contestant from project runway season 5?:
    I don’t watch Project Runway … I watched one season, and decided never again.
  8. basically list everything wrong with taylor swift:
    Just look at her
  9. jonbenet ramsey or jean claude van damme?:
    Jean Claude Van Damme.
  10. do you pretend you’re allergic to gluten to seem interesting?:
    No. A guy at work offered me a gluten-free cupcake and I laughed at him. He got offended …
  11. favorite tooth paste flavor?:
    Extreme minty flavors. Like burn your mouth intense mint.

My Questions:

  1. Favorite boy band song?
  2. Favorite use of glitter?
  3. Favorite fuzzy animal to cuddle?
  4. Have you ever considered stripping your way through college?
  5. All-time favorite book?
  6. Any tattoos?
  7. What is your poison of choice?
  8. Favorite movie?
  9. Number one thing on your bucket list?
  10. Are you still waiting for senpai to notice you?
  11. Favorite genre of music?

I tag: tracyphalange, thisguycalledfonz, thisgirlsheart, mandafails, boydoicry, danirabbitt, agrownupgeekgirl, yesicanbebrave, fantasticbyaccident, tellmeamiginger

Hoban Washburne
  • What they smell like:  A light smell, but sort of spicy… almost citrus-y?
  • How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): He can fall a sleep in the blink of an eye, but he wakes up often. He sleeps on his back, with one arm outstretched (Zoe tucks there nicely), the other arm resting, hand curled on his chest.
  • What music they enjoy: The birth of pop punk, the good stuff, the first bands to play Vans. Stuff like that. But occasionally, out of nowhere, he’ll go on little Sinatra sprees.
  • How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Approximately zero.
  • Their favorite thing to collect: dinosaurs, obv
  • Left or right-handed: Right
  • Religion (if any): He thanks some God or other for Zoe sometimes and he believes it when he does
  • Favorite sport: Anything someone will let him play
  • Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): He’s a food truck lover and he likes to find really weird antique shops
  • Favorite kind of weather: The temperature doesn’t matter; he just wants to feel the sun on his skin
  • A weird/obscure fear they have: The death of those around them, being forgotten
  • The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: The one where you guess which piece of cheese the rat will eat

mandafails  asked:


  • favorite male character: WASH AND MAL MAL AND WASH AT THE SAME TIME I JUST DJGSLKLDFH Such a weird crush on Wash and Mal is my perfect Gryffindor I just want to kiss his face
  • favorite female character: ZOE but then also I started to almost hyperventilate because really all of the females are perfect and I can relate to all of them, I actually probably relate to Zoe the least, I just want to be her..?
  • least favorite character: Badger, so oily, no thx (Mark Shepherd tho)
  • prettiest character: Zoeeeeeee!
  • funniest character: Jayne, my precious bb angel, not on purpose but yes
  • favorite season: ahahahahahahahhahhahahahhahahhaha *assumes fetal position*
  • favorite episode: Jaynestown
  • favorite romantic ship: Zoe and Wash *ugly crying* actually, all of the ships on this show were pretty solid, Mal and Inara, Simon and Kaylee were legit soul mates in the weirdest way I have ever seen, I will always ship Inara and Kaylee a little bit, not gonna lie
  • favorite friend ship: Mal and Zoe, Jayne and Kaylee
  • worst ship: Jayne and Kaylee as an actual ship because it’s just about throwing Jayne a bone, no thank you

mandafails replied to your post: So yesterday.

After 10 years of waiting tables, you find that some people just find a cruel pleasure in making other people unhappy. Maybe they want to share misery. Maybe they like the brief time that they have the “power” as a customer. Maybe they’re dicks.

Oh man, it wasn’t customers. It was my line team… yeah…

Just… ugh.

mandafails  asked:


I know my boys would have Bysshe, Keats, Dean, Byron, Pierce, and Peregrin in there. I love the name Brandon. I kind of love the name Eddard more and more lately.

My first daughter has to have Boleyn in her name. Anne Boleyn is my hero and my little girl can live as a well informed fuck you to inaccurate education. She’ll know her shit. I love Hermione, Charlotte, Vera, and Eowyn. I’d love to have a Sansa and an Arya. 

I’m assuming my sperm donor will have things to say about this.