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premier league + text posts

“The Premier League is one of the most difficult in the world. There’s five, six, or seven clubs that can be champions. Only one can win, and all the others are disappointed and live in the middle of disaster” - Jürgen Klopp

Dele: Eric kissed me!

Jesse: [gasps] No!

Kyle: [squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Dele: It’s unbelievable!

Marcus: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Kyle: Okay, okay, we want to hear everything. Stonesy, get the wine and unplug the phone. Dele, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Dele: Oh, it ended verrrry well.

Stones: [rushing over with the wine glasses] Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Jesse: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Dele: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then…oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it…

Stones and Kyle: [squealing] Awwwww!

(Scene changes to Eric, Trent and Tripps casually eating pizza around the table)

Eric: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Trent: Tongue?

Eric: Yeah.

Tripps: Cool.

That’s a wrap on the 2019/2020* Premier League y’all!

Congrats to Liverpool🏆 and enjoy this meme compilation🤡🤪