man-and-machine

Cars fan theory

Because the cars are sentient they logically must have a brain but it cant possibly be the engine since they still have wheels and therefore must be powered by the engine. So inside the body of every car a human is perpetually sealed in, in a subconscious state, constantly being forced to obey the will of the machine and pilot it. Lightning mcqueen crashes in cars 3 because the human inside him breaks free of the bond between man and machine and is making an attempt to escape his automotive prison

THE SIGNS AS CIVIL WAR CHARACTERS
  • Aries: War Machine
  • Taurus: Falcon
  • Gemini: Black Panther
  • Cancer: Scarlet Witch
  • Leo: Iron Man
  • Virgo: Bucky Barnes
  • Libra: Captain America
  • Scorpio: Black Widow
  • Sagittarius: Hawkeye
  • Capricorn: Sharon Carter
  • Aquarius: Vision
  • Pisces: Spiderman
can everyone take a moment to consider what it would be like if the avengers got pokemon go:
  • the day of its release, natasha disappears for a full week and comes back at level 16, with nine different rare pokemon. nobody asks what she did
  • clint uses the vents to track pokemon around the tower, and often jumps down into bedrooms at random moments to catch one. sometimes he loses signal, and you can hear him yelling in frustration through the air vents
  • tony programs the suit to alert him when there’s a pokemon nearby so he can fly there instantly, and he does the same for rhodey. after three days of this, the rest of the avengers confront them and accuse them of cheating. (”you’re supposed to walk, tony.” “shut it steve you’re just jealous that i got the snorlax before you.”)
  • steve catches onto the game lingo surprisingly quick, despite never hearing of pokemon before. he hatches the most eggs.
  • one time on a run, sam and steve saw a jigglypuff appear on their grids. that was the only time sam managed to run faster than steve.
  • the game won’t count pietro’s steps when he runs fast, so he’s taken to figuring out where the pokemon is and directing wanda and vision (and sometimes clint) to it.
  • all the electric-type pokemon show up near thor, so hes become the target of many phones pointing at him. he often thinks theyre taking pictures of him so he smiles, no matter what hes doing.
  • bruce has a small army of eevees, despite rarely leaving the lab
  • when bucky is taken to the tower, its after the game’s release, so he’s startled when everyone drops what theyre doing and grabs their phones when someone yells “SQUIRTLE.” he thinks its code for something and starts keeping a list of the different pokemon names he hears. it takes three weeks for someone to correct him.
  • during a debrief, everyone’s phones vibrates, including fury’s. they all stare at him while he catches a clefairy.
  • the real civil war: tony is team valor and steve is team mystic. the tower is a gym, so they constantly battle over it. one morning, everyone wakes up to find that the gym is now a team instinct gym, with a 3000 CP gyrados guarding it, owned by a player with a russian username. tony and steve stop fighting over the gym.