man with flowing locks

Sam Winchester: A sensitive man with flowing locks, totally comfortable joking about slash pairings, never feels the need to bash you over the head with his sexual preferences.

Me: Def 100% straight. Yep.

Dean Winchester: Masculine as fuck, doesn’t miss an opportunity for a gay joke, first to claim he doesn’t “swing that way,” constant stream of commentary affirming how much he likes women, makes googly eyes at all the boys/angels.

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY.