Carl Grimes has lost absolutely any fucks that he might have ever had like everyone else is terrified of Mid Life Crisis Baseball Bat Man yet here s Carl, my son with flowing locks, shooting at the saviours and threatening to fight this grown man
Sam Winchester: A sensitive man with flowing locks, totally comfortable joking about slash pairings, never feels the need to bash you over the head with his sexual preferences.
Me: Def 100% straight. Yep.
Dean Winchester: Masculine as fuck, doesn’t miss an opportunity for a gay joke, first to claim he doesn’t “swing that way,” constant stream of commentary affirming how much he likes women, makes googly eyes at all the boys/angels.