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Dating Peter Parker Would Include
  • him telling the Avengers about you
    • he literally never shuts up about you
    • “Peter, as much as I’m enjoying this, i think Steve would enjoy this even more.”
    • “and shes so smart, maybe even smarter than me. and her y/h/c hair is so cool!……..”
    • “Why don’t you bring her in one day?”
    • “she doesn’t exactly……know about this……….yet.”
    • “TELL HER”
  • Figuring out he’s Spiderman so you never get mad when he has to leave suddenly because of some ‘important family business’ or other stupid excuses
  • ”My guinea pig just died I have to go!”
  • ”Peter you don’t have a guinea pig”
  • ”Well yeah not anymore!”
  • when he finally does tell you if takes him about 10 minutes to finally get it out
    • “I’ve known for about a month actually”
    • “And you’re not mad at me?”
    • “if I was a superhero i would wait a while before I told ANYONE. I’m just glad you trust me enough to tell me now.”
    • “this might be a little abrupt but I don’t care. I love you, y/f/n y/l/n”
    • “I love you too, Spiderboy”
    • “I’m SpiderMAN”
    • “yup”
    • him always being worried about you and you always being worried about him
  • You wanting to help him but he doesn’t want you to get hurt
    Doing it anyway
    Having to stitch him up every time he gets hurt
  • him telling you all about his adventures and missions as Spiderman, but purposely leaving out all of the parts where he gets hurt or nearly does
  • falling asleep on his couch while watching movies, probably Star Wars
  • Aunt Mae finding you late at night cuddled on the couch and has to wake you or call your parents up so they don’t get worried
  • being best friends with Michelle and Ned
  • study dates
    • most study dates turn into makeout sessions
    • Peter being really timid when touching you at all
    • “you’re allowed to touch my waist, you’re fine”
  • Mae loving so much, maybe even more than Peter
  • Meeting the Avengers but they already know everything about you from Peter.
    • “you must be y/n, born  on y/bd, your favorite color is y/f/c and your bedrrom wall are painted y/bdrm/c. Peter has told us so much about you, i took the liberty of storing all of it in a file, would you like to see?”
    • “hi, you must be Vision, I’d love to see my file”
    • your file had just about everything you had ever told Peter, except for the private stuff of course
  • you guys get married as soon as you graduate from high school and move into Avengers HQ, but you have your own wing of the floor you stay on so it’s not like you even live with them for the most part
  • Tony pretty much adopting you as a daughter he never had
  • Natasha and Wanda would be your sisters
  • Steve, and Bruce would be your wise uncles
  • Bucky and Clint woud be your super protective older brothers
  • basically joining the Avengers family, even though they would never let you go on a mission so you have to another person in a chair with Michelle and Ned

Mama Bourgeois Name

A theory continues: remember this?

Ah yes, I already did a post about how that woman may be Chloés Mom. But @brieflyspookynerd and I reached even further into this theory!

Nadja called her “Alette” or “Arlette” the first time they speek.

We know from the ML wiki that Chloés Mom is called Audrey. The name means noble.

You know what else has that meaning? Well turns out Alette means noble too! We checked on different sites and most of them said noble. Another meaning was “free man” wich could also fit considering the absence of Chloé mother. Alette comes from Adela wich furthermore comes from adal meaning noble. But that’s not all. Both names Alette and Audrey have the same origin! Not directly like “Alette is French for Audrey” but still connected.

@tetra-paec checked both the english and the french version and is sure that the name is Arlette with an r. Its origin is Charlotte wich has little to do with Audrey BUT @brieflyspookynerd checked on that version as well and wow: it’s noble on some sides too. It may not have the same origin like Alette and Audrey but it’s still a strange coincidence right?

Does this confirm that the woman IS in fact Chloés mother?

We have to wait to find out but here are some more things we noticed:

It’s strange how they made such a big secret about her face! I never saw something like that in ML befor!

@brieflyspookynerd even has the theory that she might be the peacock miraculous holder. The secret about her identity and her character being bossy and demanding would fit for Le Paon, the boss of Hawkmoth. No matter if she is Chloés mom or not…

Another theory is this:

Looks a whole lot like a Bourgois family reunion! The major in the back, Chloé as Queen Wasp on the left. That would mean Audrey is Style Queen. Also Jeremy Zag himself posted her on Instagram as a preview of the new villains. Is she somehow important? Why put the three together?

I know it’s a lot but think about it! All those small things make sense. What do you think?

The only thing we can do is wait again ;D

Peter Parker is  A Clingy Boyfriend

  • he gets separation anxiety if he’s away from you for too long
  • “I miss you”
  • “We just saw each other 30 seconds ago”
  • “I know, but I still miss you”
  • “I miss you too, I’ll see you at lunch”
  • in class
  • holding hands while walking
  • at lunch
  • mostly in school because it makes Michelle and Ned uncomfortable
  • “are you ok, how are you doing?”
  • “I’m fine and I’m with Michelle, you’ll be fine without me for a couple of hours”
  • “I might not”
  • “yes you will, bye”
  • “bye, but we’re snuggling as soon as you come over”
  • he attaches himself to you whenever he see you
  • “I’m just going to get more popcorn, I’ll be back in a minute”
  • “but I’ll get cold”
  • the boy is stronger than he looks, especially when he wants to cuddle
  • even when you touch his face when your cleaning him up after some mission 
  • he gets nightmares after Vulture and comes over and just cries but you don’t mind
  • him stopping by to see you when he’s in the middle of his patrol
  • him falling asleep completely attached to you in the middle of movie marathons
  • he has to sit next you when you guys hang out with anyone else
  • he would stand up to Flash for you
  • taking naps and falling asleep with his arm wrapped because you’re his everything

anonymous asked:

In general im not so much fan of super moe/cutesy art. since im more into the more ''serious'' palette of colours and stuff, but i want to say that i like your stuff a lot. As a fan/player of Rage of Bahamut your version of Moon is extremely cute and ''in character''. Also as a man wich is a fan of ''thicc'' thights, i appreciate that in some of your works. Yes, take all what i said as a compliment as weird as it sounds. Keep it up.

Thanks so much fellow thicccc thighs appreciator ^^

My entry for the #septicart contest! I absolutly loved ready players 3, so I made this drawing as a huge thanks for the amazing show!

I got my inspiration for this piece from the supirior spider-man comics in wich spidermans body is taken over by doctor octopus. Spiderman is trying to get the controll back over his body. How fun would an AU be in wich the jacksepticeye spiderman his body gets taken over by anti?

anonymous asked:

Marie... I heard your last assignment didn't go well. I made you a scarf... A-And I tried to bake you something. Do you need a hug...? (badlydrawnmirandalotto)

@badlydrawnmirandalotto thank you miranda, i owe you something back. if you need anything, know that i am here


*Requested* Imagine being Klaus´s girlfriend in the 20´s

( I really couldn’t stop writing. I still hope you like it .)

Word count: 774

Your name: submit What is this?

It was the time of consumerism, jazz and rebellion. The Roaring 20´s. You yourself, were a rebel because you didn´t wear the “appropriate” clothes or behave like a girl should, according to the older generation. The only escape you had, was a bar named “Gloria´s” in your hometown Chicago, where jazz was celebrated and no one was judged by appearances. Another thing you loved there was the piano, which you played every time you went there. 

Speaking of the piano, you were in the middle of playing a energetic jazz piece as you felt as someone was watching you. You didn´t pay attention to much, because you were concentrated on playing your beloved piano.

After you finished playing, including a standing ovation from the audience, you decided to reward yourself with a drink. You ordered your favorite drink and you were about to sit down at one of the tables, as a man bumped into you, wich made you drop your drink on the floor, the glass shattering into pieces. The man didn´t even care and just walked away.

Y/N: Thank you for that, asshole.

You felt someone approaching you from behind. You turn around to see a really handsome man with sandyblond hair standing in front of you.

Klaus: “Well that wasn´t now nice, was it? How could someone knock down a drink in the hands of such a beautiful and talented woman, and just walk away? Mind if I replace you that drink, love?”

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I was happily scrolling through Twitter when I found this post and I’m sorry for making this rant here, but I want to say something about it. I think the source is detconanconfessions (warning: long and bad post)

I know this is hard, but we shouldn’t compare female characters (like Ai and Ran), I even do that sometimes, but I’ve learn a lot about that these past months. They are completely different human beings and both great female characters. Not everything about them has to be romantic or related to “a man” They are both strong in different ways.

The post says “She’s a character who can stand by herself” yet Haibara is alive thanks to Agasa, who saved her life and gave her a home and a family, because she lost everything. He was the one who got Conan and her to work together. How would her life have been without them? And both of them (Agasa and Conan) have shown her what a family is, how not all humans are evil, even the detective boys have shown her values as friendship and love, she even learned lessons about friendship thanks to Ran and Sonoko’s friendship. How many times has Conan saved Haibara’s life? And Ran? Even Genta and Mitsuhiko have saved her.

Don’t forget she tried to commit suicide a couple of times, please. Yes, she’s strong, but she can’t stand by herself and that’s the amazing thing about her character development, because she grow up in a jail, she’s learning now and she can’t do that by herself.

The post also says: “She didn’t need man to resolve her life…” that’s really great, every woman should be able to resolve her life without a man…
“…wich other characters desperately need to” annnnd I feel that comment goes to Ran and Sonoko, ok.

Let’s begin with Sonoko. Funny how when a man in any other show (you could even add Kaitou Kid here) flirts a lot the comments are “he’s a dork lol” “I love him” “all the girls love him” but when Sonoko does that: “She’s so desperate ugh” “attention seeker” “whore”. To be honest, Sonoko owns the best female character development in the series with Miwako Satou, it’s so sad how so many people missed that. People is amazing and that’s all I’m going to say.

And about Ran. I don’t even know where to begin. Ran is probably the most sane person in the whole show, she dealed with a mother who abandoned her when she was a kid and a father who drinks a lot, you can even find headcanons about her childhood like is one, and yet she’s the kindest person. She has a best friend, they grow up together, then she realized she was in love with him and a couple of months later he dissapeared.

That’s hard, believe me, losing people you love is hard because if they left without a word all you can think is “It’s my fault everybody abandon me” I know, she loves him and she cries because she misses him, but yet she has a life, she still train her karate, she still goes out with Sonoko (could you imagine if Sonoko abandon her now?) When was the last time she cried because of him? London? yet on episodes 648-50 she was the one who saved the criminal’s life and told Sera she believed in Shinichi and he would rescue all of them, did she cried then? did she cried in the aquarium memories?

Look how they are totally different characters yet similar. People have the vision Haibara is stronger than Ran, yet Ran has saved a lot of people’s lifes including Conan’s. People thinks only Ran suffers, but both of them feel weak about anything related to their families. Actually, both of them were abandoned by their moms (Elena left her before she died). At least in my opinion neither of them need a man to solve their lives, they need people to help them to live and make them happy, and falling in love doesn’t make any person less important.

Im sorry, I have to get back to work, thanks for reading

tony stark to steve rogers: please just sign the Superhuman Registration Act
steve: no
tony: 🎶 sign it 🎶
steve: no (again but quieter this time)


I needed this laugh today