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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
My Anchor - Bucky Barnes x Reader

Originally posted by bucha-nan


A/N: So this is just an idea that crossed my mind. I’m not really proud of it but I just wanted to write something. So here it is. I also hope it is okay to tag some of my favorite Blogs in this imagine. If you don’t like being tagged please tell me, then I will remove you again.


A soft knock on my door was what woke me up this morning. I tiredly rubbed the sleep out of my eyes with my left hand.

“Come in”, I called through my apartment in the STARK Tower. I wouldn’t call it my home yet, because I’ve been here barely six month and it still felt strange sometimes.


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BTS reaction to their girlfriend admiring a live orchestra

requested by anon

Seokjin

He would love it that you are into classical live music, enjoying it much more when he is with you.

“I never knew it’s so relaxing and interesting! Thank you for showing me.”

Originally posted by hohbi

Yoongi

Even if it might not be Yoongi’s usual music scene, he would do anything to see those sparkles in your eyes.

“If you would look at me like that, I would be the happiest man on earth - scratch that, I already am.”

Originally posted by minsecretsoul

Namjoon

He would enjoy it with you, 100%. Sometimes he needs to feed his intellectual mind with something different, and what better way than to watch a live orchestra with his girlfriend?

“Who knows, I might get some inspiration for some new songs.”

Originally posted by baebsaes

Hoseok

He would be so happy that you took him with you, because this sunshine here is always ready to experience something new, especially when it’s something you love.

“Ah~ thank you for taking me here, I enjoy it so much thanks to you!”

Originally posted by joeguk

Jimin

During the whole concert he would’ve spent more time altogether staring at you, than the orchestra, but for him, you are far more interesting when you have that look of admiration in your eyes.

“Jagi, I’m really sorry that I didn’t pay attention to the musicians, but you’re the only entertainment I need.”

Originally posted by yoonmin

Taehyung

Tae would sometimes interrupt you to ask the name of the piece that’s being played or what instruments the musicians are playing, but when he sees you caught up in the concert he would simply admire your love for the orchestra.

“Ah, sorry, to interrupt again, can you tell me why that spark in your eyes makes me love you more?”

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

Jeongguk

He would try to understand your love for it and wouldn’t regret going with you when he notices the way you admire the orchestra playing, seemingly caught up in the way every musician was playing their instrument.

“I see now why you wanted to come here, though I can’t figure out the look in your pretty eyes.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

-Moon

All love and respect to YNB, but here’s why I gotta disagree with that she said about Daryl being like a little boy during that moment on Carol’s doorstep (and I’m sure all this has been said before, but this is just my two cents).

From my perspective, he didn’t seem like a little boy at all, but a mature man who was secure enough in himself to be honest about his feelings. When have we ever seen Daryl be that emotionally raw and honest? Usually when he’s upset, he either goes off on his own to cry or covers it up by getting angry instead. But in that moment with Carol, he couldn’t hide what he was feeling from her - and he didn’t try to. He was hurting and he needed her to know that. He needed to talk with her about it.

After all he’s been through with the Saviors - watching his friends get brutally murdered, feeling responsible for it, being tortured and broken by Negan - he needed Carol. His confidante, his soulmate, his person. He needed her and she wasn’t there, and in that moment on Carol’s porch, he was admitting to that. That moment was Daryl being 100% open and honest and real with her about what he was feeling. It honestly felt more like a grand romantic gesture than anything else to me.

That is not the face of a little boy looking at his mom. That is the face of a broken man whose wife left him and he doesn’t understand why. (Also, little boys do not look their mothers up and down the way Daryl is doing. Just saying ;D)

As for what Chris said… come on, you guys, he’s a talk show host. He was obviously trying to get a reaction out of Yvette when he said that. On the night 7x10 aired, he said that when Daryl went back for that second hug, there was so much tension he thought Daryl was going to grab Carol and make out with her. His job is to be entertaining and most of his statements are made with the intention of getting a reaction. Don’t take it at face value and don’t get all riled up. It’s not going to change anything either way :)

anonymous asked:

what would happen if the foxes got their wisdom teeth out ??

guy this would be hilarious thank u anon 

okay so dan would take it like a badass and still kinda be herself. like shed still insist on practice and lay in the bleachers w the cotton in her mouth still yelling at the foxes during practice. abby tried to get her to go home and she refused and threatened to take matt’s truck and drive herself to the stadium before abby gave in and resigned to sitting by dan the whole time making her drink water

kevin would be such a drama queen like are we really surprised?? he would try to drink the night before and wymack made him stay at his apartment the night before to babysit this man child. and after it happened he’d be so confused but still to dramatic like insisting that he was dying and one time he looked in the mirror and saw his face and he started crying that he would never play again. there was no talking him down and they just had to leave him in his room for the days after and neil and andrew stayed in matt’s room

andrew wouldn’t be different. i mean this kid has got to have some cavities and cass made him go to the dentist at least once when he was with her, so he’s not afraid of the dentist, but no way in hell is he going to be under any drugs ever again so he decides to get local anethetic and it hurts more but he’s survived it and there’s no way that he’d do it another way

matt would be so cute and like i 100% believe that he would try to whisper to nicky but everyone could hear and he was just like “nicky. nicky. look at dan. she’s so beautiful. oh man she’s so amazing you know? i love her so much. can u talk to her for me? i really like her and i wanna ask her on a date” and everyone thinks it’s so cute and dan rolls her eyes but really she loves it and smiles and they end up just laying down on the couch to watch movies

when aaron gets his out he doesn’t make a big deal about it he just hides out with katelyn for a few days but she takes some videos of him and sends them to the girls bc they also need to see it.

allison took it like a boss ass bitch she kenw what to expect so she stalked up on ice cream and soup and used it as a time to get out of practice and she just had a girls’ day with dan and renee and the girls braid her hair n paint her nails bc she it makes her feel better and they start watching 10 things i hate about you bc she loves it but she started crying half way through so they swapped it to exy to make her fall asleep

renee my girl my love my life is perfect and wouldn’t need her wisdom teeth out bc god knew not to fuck her up and so she just takes care of the other foxes and loves them and laughs when they’re messed up on the drugs

nicky would also b dramatic about it but like it’s okay at least people like him more than kevin. he would just facetime erik the whole time and after he falls asleep talking to him they pick up his computer and talk to erik and laugh about nicky and when he wakes up and erik’s not on ft anymore bc it’s 2 am and the foxes shut the computer on their end he starts crying until he falls back asleep again.

neil would be fucked up. like he’s never been to the dentist and so he’s freaked out a little but he won’t say anything and so andrew goes with him and calms him down before and then after you’d think he’d stil be fucked up but NOPE he just starts roasting literally everyone. kevin had exy on when he comes back and he starts roasting all the players for being super shitty players/people and then he starts roasting kevin for being super dramatic literally ALL the time and the foxes start recording the rants and u can just mention a name and he will go off it’s so good i love it.

TalesFromRetail: "Just give it to me for free, I'll give it to charity, I promise."

First time poster here, so please forgive me for formatting and all that jazz. (The quotes are not exact, as this did happen a while ago)

So, I work at a rather upscale grocery store. The prices are a bit higher than other stores in the area, but that’s due to the convenience and the rather great customer service (Seriously, workers are expected to kiss the customers’ asses, no matter what). That being said, we don’t often get the customers you’ll see at larger, more popular stores (people in crazy, indecent outfits, people who smell like they haven’t showered in years, etc.) I happened to come into contact with a rather odd individual, though.

I was working as a cashier when a man with his wife and children came into my line. Their cart had a ton of things, but most notably, a fuck ton of meat. I began ringing them up when I came across some strawberries that didn’t have a tag. We have many different brands so I wasn’t sure what the price was. Usually we ask the baggers to go and price check the item while we finish up scanning the rest of the order. Man, as I will now refer to him as, chimes in before my helper can leave.

Man: “Oh no, I remember the price. Those were a dollar.”

Okay, I immediately am not buying it. I know for a fact none of our strawberry containers are only a dollar. This dude is lying. No big deal, I’ll just send off the bagger to check it anyway. Man mumbles under his breath something about me not believing him, but I just carry on. Bagger comes back with the strawberries and it’s time for him to pay.

Me: “Alright sir, just go ahead and swipe your card right there.”

Man: “Okay, wait why isn’t it working?”

Me: “Oh, it seems that you don’t have sufficient funds. Would you like to remove some items?”

Man: “Sure, I guess.”

He begins taking out the meat since it’s the most expensive. I actually had to take off all of the meat for him to be able to pay for his groceries, so by this point, my manager, “M”, has come to assist me. She’s getting ready to take the meat back to the meat department when Man starts saying the strangest things.

Man: “Can you just let me have those for free? I know y'all throw them away anyway.”

M: “Um, no sir, we cannot give you an products for free.”

Man: “But you’ll just throw ‘em away! I know you will! Here, I’ll take them. I can give them to charity.”

I’m just watching this interaction between my manager and the man trying to get over $100 worth of meat for free, and I just don’t know what to really do at this point.

M: “No, the meat department can definitely take it back. It hasn’t been opened or damaged in any way, and hasn’t been out of the freezers long enough to-”

Man: “Alright, fine, I just wanted to give some starving children some food, but I guess not.”

The man continues to huff under his breath about starving homeless people and us being stingy. My manager shares a look with me that most likely says, “good luck with him,” before walking off to put the meat back. The man just continues to mutter under his breath about the “selfish people not giving to charity.” Like, sure bud, you were definitely going to give that to charity and not just take it home to eat for yourself. I was just glad when the guy finally left.

TL;DR Man comes in buying a fuck ton of meat, and when he doesn’t have enough money, he demands we give it to him for free so he can “give it to charity.”

By: Psychelso

anonymous asked:

In your opinion, who has the most/least daddy issues in VC


LOL OH NO.

TLDR:


The MOST = CLAUDIA. By far. Hands down. The clear winner. Y I K E S

The LEAST? Probably Pandora? Maybe Quinn?


Anyway I think this is a really interesting question/concept within VC because of the overlap between DADDY ISSUES / MAKER ISSUES, and the symbolic connection between makers and parents. And I don’t think there’s a general rule because some makers/fledglings have more obvious relationships as lovers, and it gets pretty Freudian pretty fast LOL, but that’s one of the themes of VC anyway, that love transcends blah blah and none of these labels or restrictions matter anymore. So on a case-by-case basis you could argue that some maker drama fits the mold of DADDY ISSUES but I don’t say so as a rule. Mostly imo it’s based on the dynamic between their age differences or how much respect they show each other, etc. Like Marius/Pandora isn’t a daddy issue to me, Marius/Armand is. Lestat/Louis isn’t, MAYBE LESTAT/DAVID IS??????? (WHO’S THE DADDY BTW, WHAT A FUCKING MESS.) Hard to say. Each relationship is a unique shitshow dumpster fire but. Hey.

BUT LIKE BEFORE I GET INTO THIS, LET’S ALSO CLEAR THE AIR? I don’t think “Daddy Issues” are really a thing LOL. I mean, they are! Certainly! But you’re not gonna find DADDY ISSUES in the fucking DSM, okay? To me, “Daddy Issues” is a SYNDROME if anything, and you most often see it used in the context of diminishing the behavior of women. LOL SO SRS. But honestly like, it’s usually something that some bro says to be dismissive of someone’s actual psychological hurdles. So if you break it down to what’s traditionally/stereotypically thought of as “Daddy Issues”, it’s like, what do we got? Abandonment issues? PTSD? Promiscuous behavior? Basically anything that can come as a result of shitty relationship with your dad, and keep in mind that it could constitute varying levels of trauma. Like, everyone in the world experiences and copes with a wide spectrum of trauma in a wide spectrum of ways. So having a shitty relationship with your dad could fuck you up in a multitude of ways, and sometimes it just means that your dad was kind of a douche, sometimes it’ll mean that he was flagrantly abusive, sometimes it just means that he wasn’t there at all. AND ALSO keep in mind that I’m using this all as an argument for the traditional use of the term “Daddy Issues” and I’m not at all saying that it’s cool to just blame someone’s relationship with their dad for any/all problems they have cause that’s ignorant as fuck lol and it goes back to what I mean about how you GENERALLY hear this term used to be dismissive of people and without actually caring about why they are the way they are or why they’re doing the things they’re doing.

ANYWAY LOL GETTIN HEAVY IN HERE, SORRY I WANTED TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY JUST TO PUT WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY INTO CONTEXT. And btw just for the record, I am in no way salty or offended by this question personally even though I wanted to acknowledge the potential for this topic to be rude LOL. But enough IRL garbage, VAMPIRES YEAH!


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Like listen you guys know by now that there is literally nothing I love more in this world than a fictional character who is a) a redhead and b) dealing with some kind of trauma or Emotional Baggage of some sort while c) being consistently fascinating and delightful and 100% ready to break a chalkboard over a dude’s head. HOWEVER, I feel weird about people taking really public delight in watching a thirteen year old girl who in the source material is known for her optimism and faith in the inherent goodness of people get the fucking shit beaten out of her by a grown-ass man so she can, I don’t know, feel more real to people? Like, that is uncomfortable for me. It’s not that I don’t like the idea of a show addressing some of the issues that Anne might have as a kid who grew up in pretty shitty circumstances until her arrival at the Cuthbert’s I just… do not want to see people being particularly gleeful about this. 

Top 5 Fictional Characters

*With Whom I’ve Developed an Unhealthy Obsession/Adoration For

1) Remus Lupin - Harry Potter

If you follow/stalk my blog from time to time, this one is obvious, hahaha. I guess I fell in love with this character when I realized that he literally went through hell every month and still valued bravery above any other House traits. I actually had a huge crush on Ron before Remus, but it was mostly because of Rupert Grint…

2) Lip Gallagher - Shameless US

I honestly thought this show would be a comedy, with maybe a hint of drama… not an endless vortex of suffering and obsession. But damn. This character has a 4.3 GPA, studies and reads for fun, smokes weed, gets drunk and screws around a lot. What more could you want?

3) Leo Valdez - Heroes of Olympus

I have sworn to forever shield this character from the Evil Queen of the HOO fandom… Rick Riordan. I mean, do you have to torture every freaking character that everyone adores? But seriously, Leo McShizzle Valdez built a whole Greek Trireme at 16 years old. This kid is awesome.

4) August Booth (Pinocchio) - Once Upon a Time

Another TV Show that has put me through angst and suffering! Yay. I’ve literally just finished watching 14 episodes of this show in the past two days. Now this character, I’ve been through hell with. I started really liking him in the first season. Then he was turned into wood. Then into a 5-year-old (I felt like a pedophile). So I finally move on from this cunt when in Season mother-effing 4, he gets turned back into a grown man and my obsession hits me again like a freaking train. And now I’m dead.

5) Cat Noir/Adrien Agreste - Miraculous Ladybug

Ok. Before all of you guys judge me, I can GUARANTEE that if you watch just one episode of this show OR if you learn about the love triangle thingie that goes on in this show, you will become just as obsessed as me. If you’re already in this fandom, I’m 100% sure that you can confirm it happens within moments. Literally, one second you’re clicking on the hashtag and the next you’re watching episode 13 in Japanese with English subs. (Plus, Cat Noir is the cutest cartoon to ever be created.) 

“Get tough like me, and you don’t get hurt. Watch out for yourself, and nothing can touch you, man!”

Courting Problems

Originally posted by thordaily

Fandom: Marvel, Avengers

Pairing: Thor x Reader

Warning: N/A

Writer: @imaginesofeveryfandom aka @thequeenofthehobbits

Summary/Request: Requested by anon:  Can i please have a oneshot with Pepper, Natasha, and Darcy where you finally confess to them your feelings for Thor and the three of them try to get you two alone in the together?

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I was tagged by @readinglikewildfire ! Thanks so much for including me

rules: answer the questions and tag nine people you want to get to know better

1. relationship status: very single (i just want to be loved)
2. favorite color: all shades of purple

3. lipstick or chapstick: i like both but i use chapstick more

4. last song listened to: winter by khalid
5. last movie I watched: the little death (very strange, very interesting Australian movie on Netflix)
6. top three fav TV shows: at the moment i watch the 100, lucifer, and riverdale religiously but i watch/have watched every single tv show known to man
7. top three fav characters: AHHHH this is so hard!! I can’t pick between my babies!!! ok (deep breath) if i had to choose…. (squeezes eyes shut) bellamyblakerhysandrowanwhitethorn
8. top three ships: at the moment my top are bellarke, feysand, and rowaelin but my top 3 are always in a constant shuffle. nothing is set in stone
9. book I’m currently reading: i haven’t read anything in a bit (i’ve been mentally preparing myself for ACOWAR + college is killing me) but the last book i read was windwitch by susan dennard

I tag: @heyymonkey2 @highlady-casandra @storm-hund @princeofbloodandgold @feysand4life @theglitteringbook @thelittleloverofbooks @pterodactylichexameter @a-court-of-feels-and-fangirls

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“Where’s (y/n) you piece of shit?!” Mike screamed at Josh. “What did you do to her!?” He stared at Josh, nothing but fury and pure rage in his eyes. Josh stopped his mocking and looked up at Mike. “Do you really think I’d hurt her?” He sounded offended that anyone would even think that he’d do anything to cause you harm. 

“Well, you came after us, why not her?” Mike shot back. “Because she’s good!” Josh shouted. “She’s innocent, I wouldn’t do anything to hurt her, she’s special.” Josh explained, the shadow of a smile on his face at the thought of you. “She’s not like you.” He spat out viciously. “Where is she? If she’s so safe then prove it. Prove to us that in your warped psychotic mind you haven’t fully snapped and kill her!” Mike said angrily. 

“I wouldn’t do that!” Josh shouted angrily. “I wouldn’t hurt her! She’s mine! I love her!” He wiggled around trying to free himself of the restraints.

“Then where is she!” Mike shouted as he grabbed Josh by the shoulders and slammed him back on the the pole. “What have you done to her!” Mike roared out. “Dude, you’re not going to get through to him like that.” Chris said moving Mike away from Josh. “He thinks he’s keeping her safe from us–”

“I am keeping her safe!” Josh shouted cutting off Chris. “You guys killed everyone else that I love, why would she be off limits?” Mike was immediately flooded with guilt. “It was a prank, a stupid prank. Hannah and Beth weren’t supposed to die.” He explained. “So was this.” Josh said before slumping back down to the ground. 

“Where do you think he’d put her?” Mike asked Chris quietly. “I don’t know, he wouldn’t take her out of the house, he may be unhinged, but he’s still sane enough to know she’d die out here in the cold on her own.” Chris said. 

“So you think she’d be in the house?” Mike asked, Chris nodded. “She has to be, he wouldn’t trust anyone else with her–his room. It’s the only place that makes sense, Hannah and Beth’s rooms are both wide open, he wants to make sure she’s safe and he considers his room one of the safest places.” Mike nodded along agreeing. “Good idea, you check there and I’ll stay here and watch him, make sure he doesn’t get himself into anymore trouble.” 

“Alright, just don’t hurt him.” After putting in his request Chris took off back towards the cabin. 
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The banging on your door woke you up. You groaned and stretched out on the bed. Slowly you brought yourself up to a sitting position and rubbed the sleep from your eyes. The banging came again, this time harder and quicker. “I’m coming, I’m coming.” You said sleepily. You looked at your surroundings. ‘What am I doing in Josh’s room? Did I crash out up here? Did he carry me up?’ 

You yawned as you opened the door to his room. “What?” You asked still out of it. Immediately Chris wrapped his arms around you. “You’re really okay.” He said pulling you tighter to him. “Of course I’m okay moron, why wouldn’t I be?” You asked as you shoved him away. 

“Come on, we have to get downstairs.” He said as he grabbed you by the hand and led you to the main floor. You were still tired from being awoken too soon. “Oh my god, where were you?” Sam asked you as you sat down on the couch. “Sleeping, does it matter?” You asked. “Ashley, why the hell are you covered in fake blood?” You asked noticing the red splatters on her clothing. “Your stupid boyfriend did this.” She said spitefully. “Well, he is the son of a movie producer, I suppose the theatrical traits were passed down.” You said trying not to focus too much on the boyfriend comment. 

“Were you in on this?” Ashley asked, her tone rising. “In on what? I just woke up.” You said confused. “In on your boyfriends psychotic plan to–” 

“You better choose your next words carefully, if I don’t like them I will hurt you.” You said getting defensive. “Alright, everyone calm down (y/n) been sleeping this–” A scream rang through the air and you snapped up. “What the hell’s going on?” You asked. 

There was banging on the door and you ran to it and pulled it open. “Shut the door, shut the door!” Em said as she crashed down on the floor. You slammed the door shut and locked it. Before you could ask anything Sam and Ashley picked her up and took her to the couch. “It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s all Josh’s fault. He’s just playing some stupid prank.” Sam said trying to comfort her. 

You felt your blood boil and your hands were curled into fists, you didn’t like the tone she used when talking about Josh. “No, no, there was something out there. Chasing me, and it wasn’t human.” Em said hysterically. 

“Wait, Em where’s Matt?” Chris asked trying to get a handle on the situation. “Oh God, Matt. We couldn’t use the cable car to get down so we went up to the tower and then it fell down and we were down in the mines, like way down in this mine shaft. And it was Matt and I down there and I think Matt might be dead.” She said sounding terrified. 

“Em, what happened?” You asked calmly. ‘Damn, I really shouldn’t have taken a nap.’ you thought to yourself. “I–I was down in the mines, I was walking down there and I found this, this pile, and there was Beth’s head.” Everyone was taken aback by that and you felt pain stab through your heart. “Wait, what?” Chris asked. 

“Beth’s head, I found it.” She repeated.

“Oh my God.”

“Are you serious?”

“What the fuck.”

Everyone’s voices merged together around you and you couldn’t focus. You’d known all along that she was most likely dead, but having it confirmed made your heart ache. 

Someone’s arms wrapped around you bringing you out of your own head. “Thank God you’re alright.” Mike said. “Yeah, I’m okay.” You said still not knowing what they thought could’ve possibly hurt you–perhaps the creature Em had been talking about, but they were just as surprised to hear about it as you were. “Em! You’re okay too.” Mike said turning his attention to her and hugging her too. 

“What about Matt?” He asked. “We’re trying to figure out.” You said. “Yeah, and apparently there was some ‘monster’ chasing her…” Chris explained. “She’s all messed up guys. Emily? Hey Em?” Banging came from the main door and all of you turned to face the sound. 

“Who the fuck can that be?” Mike whispered. 

“Josh?”

“Jess?”

“It’s not Jess.”

You looked around the room scanning everyone’s faces and it hit you. “Where’s Josh?” You asked trying to keep the worry from your voice, everyone was freaked out enough, another person panicking wouldn’t help.

“We should check it out.” Mike said. “I’ve got your back.” Chris said. You rolled your eyes and pushed past the two of them, you were hoping it was Josh, you needed to know where he was. 

“(y/n), get back here.” Mike whispered harshly–him and Chris chasing after you. You ignored their objections and made your way to the door. Mike grabbed you before the person on the other side could see you–well it wasn’t Josh. 

They pushed you to the side and Mike ordered you back into the living room to wait with the girls…right because if someone was going to chase and kill you might as well go to the living room, where you wouldn’t be able to see what was going on. 

You heard shuffling and in stumbled Mike and Chris with some dude on there heels. He started an ominous speech which you had to admit did inspire some fear. 

“Your mountain? I’m sure the Washingtons would be very interested in hearing that.” Mike said interrupting the man. “True the mountain don’t belong to me, but it don’t belong to the Washingtons either. This mountain belongs to the Wendigo.” He said. 

You scoffed. “Wendigo. Right, looks like you and I watch the same shows buddy. What are you planning? You gonna kill it with a flare gun?” You asked sarcastically. 

“I don’t care if you believe me or not. But you’re going to need someplace safe to spend the night.” He said, you didn’t respond, everything told you he was being 100% serious. “The basement might be okay.” Sam said. 

“Get down there now, all of you. And wait.” He ordered. “Wait. What? for how long?” Sam asked. “Until dawn.” Emily said. “Guys, where the fuck is Josh?!” You were tired of not knowing and after what the Stranger had just said you were scared. “I ran off and left Josh when I heard Emily screaming.” Mike said. Pure rage filled you. 

“Where’d you leave him?” The Stranger asked. “In the shed…” 

“You’re friend will already be dead.” He said you immediately stood up off the couch. “I’m going after him.” You said. “(y/n) you can’t.” Mike said trying to hold you back. “Well you left him, so obviously I’m going to have to be the one who goes to get him.” You said firmly. 

“I’ll go.” Chris said. “You can’t go out there Chris.” Ashley cut in. “I’m supposed to be his best friend and I let him down.” Chris said. 

“No, he let you down Chris, he let all of us down.” Ashley said. “The fuck did you just say?” You tried to reach over Mike and smack her but he held you back. “(y/n) no, Chris said he’ll go, then let him go, you wait here with us. I’ll fill you in on what happened.” Mike said. 

“I’ll go with him.” The Stranger said. “I don’t need your help.” Chris said. 
“Chris, if he doesn’t go with you I will. Pick.” You said stubbornly. Chris nodded. “Alright, let’s go.” He said. “The rest of you get down to the basement, and be safe.” The Stranger said before he and Chris walked out of the room. 
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“Well it’s not like you didn’t deserve it.” You said. “(y/n) he–” 

“He what Mike? He didn’t kill Jessica, from what you just told me it was the Wendigo, nobody got hurt–not because of his actions anyways–which is more than I can say about your stupid prank last year resulting in the death of two people.” You said. “He wanted a little bit of payback, I get it. He didn’t hurt you, he didn’t hurt anyone here.” You said. 

“You’re biased to the situation because he didn’t hurt you. He didn’t have anything against you.” Mike said stubbornly. “No I’m completely unbiased here, I have people I care about on both sides, you and him. Because of you and Jess, and Emily and Ashley and Matt Josh lost his sisters. Because of you Josh tried to–Josh actually lost people he cared about, do you not understand how serious the consequences of your actions actually were? After everything you told me he had every right to go through with this prank.” You said. 

“Yeah and now because of his prank we’re all going to die.” Mike said. “The Wendigos are a completely different. They’ve always been here, they would’ve gotten to us sooner or later. We always visit the mountain.” 

“But he drugged you.” Mike said. “Yeah, and I’m going to talk to him about that now that I remember, but that’s between me and him.” You said. Mike looked away from you. “I’m gonna go wait downstairs.” He said before he walked down to the basement. 

You waited with Ashley on the main floor, you needed to see Josh.

Requested by Anon. 

I’ll be posting another part soon so keep an eye out for that. And although I don’t usually do this I’m dedicating this to save–josh–washington because I really, really liked their tags on the last one. 

screwfear-slayyourdemons  asked:

1/2 omg, isn't the expanse just the BEST??? i mean, i used to think i was eating good with t100, but expanse just blew it out of the water for me. i mean, the worldbuilding alone?? and then adding in the complexity of the plot, and how interwoven and well-handled it is? oh man don't even get me started on the CHARACTERS they're so incredible and DIVERSE and COMPLEX like?? over hiatus i watched an ep of t100 bc i missed it and suddenly it was like my eyes have opened and im watching cardboard?

2/2 it’s like, suddenly i can see in three dimensions?? idk it’s just stunning, my world has been ROCKED. and the chance to have such faith in a writing team? they’ve got six published books to work with (of the nine total), AND the authors of the books are in the writers room!! every choice, every twist, every development is so careful and deliberate but so natural that i’ve legit never been happier with a writing team, which is SO refreshing… anyway so glad we both have it now! roci forever!

Honestly, yes! The Expanse’s world building is far superior. You can tell the world building/cultures in The 100 are being created as we go along, instead of it being something established from before the series even started. 

For example, Niylah’s grounder prayer w/the “from the ashes we will rise.” We have seen A LOT of grounder funerals now, and we’ve especially seen Trikru funerals, so suddenly we have a NEW grounder burial ritual that came out of no where?! It’s obvious they made that up just to fit their “plot” they made with the Second Dawn bunker this season. The grounder culture is such a mess and it’s only valued as a plot tool basically. There’s no richness or depth in the grounder culture in comparison to the cultures in The Expanse. 

The Expanse is far more open about discussing social issues and issues of morality in a clear way, too. 

Diversity in The Expanse is definitely better in The Expanse, although Jim Holden is kind of your classic white boy hero, which gets a bit eye rolly, at times.

The Expanse did kill off one of their most interesting characters though, which made me get bored with the series for a couple episodes, but then they started to really develop Bobbie and I became interested again. 

I still enjoy the characters in The 100 more, like I think the characters in The 100 are more interesting, but The Expanse is only in their second season so we’ll see how they do with their characters. 

The Expanse does a better job of making shit clear. Like, there isn’t really any ambiguity. I think ambiguity in a tv show can seem like cool idea, but after seeing The 100 try to do this too much and the way fandom is so fucking confused sometimes . .  It feels more like The 100 can’t commit to their own messages and stories they started in season 1, like they have no true conviction… and in my view, it’s because of L’s character. They could never fully acknowledge how shitty she was sometimes… and it just confused things. 

Anyway, I STILL enjoy The 100, and Bellarke, Octavia, and Raven still interest me enough to keep me around until the end of the series. The 100 still does some good stuff, too, so yeah, I’m all here for still praising The 100 when it deserves to be praised, even if it isn’t as clean and well thought out as The Expanse. 

I have NO desire to join a fandom for The Expanse though, and I have zero desire to write meta for it…but The 100 still intrigues me enough to keep writing for it from time-to-time, so yeah, The 100 still has that going for them when it comes to keeping me interested, at least. 

p.s. but I’m totally up for discussing The Expanse from time-to-time with my followers and stuff. I just don’t ever want to join another fandom again after my experiences with The 100 fandom. lol. 

anonymous asked:

dating Octavia would include..?

Dating Octavia would Include:

-constantly having to patch her up bc she fights everyone and everything

-her being hella protective

-getting turned on when you’re watching her fight

-her leaving hickies all over you with literally no shame

-rough sex idk man she just gives me that vibe homegurl will slam you up against a wall

-she likes to be the big spoon mostly but after particularly hard days she’ll ask you to

@tenpointstohufflepuff I totally get this! And it’s a 100% valid criticism/POV. I miss the real Fitz too! As hard as it is to see Framework!Fitz be the opposite of our sweet, brilliant scientist, objectively, it has been fascinating to watch (for me) and Iain is knocking it out of the park. But it’s totally okay for you to have a different opinion and be completely frustrated/unhappy/over this arc (that’s the beauty of fandom!). For my money, though, the Framework has just been fantastic storytelling. That said, I’m definitely ready for it to be over and Fitzsimmons to reunite (and it better be freaking epic!)… that’ll be the TRUE reward!

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  • Seungkwan: BITCH U THOUGHT *is literally the last person left alive* *has a 1 on 1 battle* *starts trending in Korea*

anonymous asked:

Hey maya! do you know any good gender bender type korean dramas? I was just getting to to the beautiful you and i love this type of thing somehow. thanks!

Ah yes, the topic of gender bender~

This will basically promote those classic gender bender dramas and maybe some you haven’t heard of? I don’t know, there isn’t that many ^^


1. Coffee Prince

This one has got to be my favorite “girl dresses up as boy” K-dramas. And that’s because the lead actress (who plays Eun Chan) is sooo believable! She looks, acts and speaks like a guy. This drama had really good cast and I am 100% in love with Hansung! (SERIOUSLY, GET ME A HANSUNG)
And honestly, this drama has this one charming quote which stays with you even after the drama is over.
           “I like you,
                    wheather you’re a man or an alien,
                                              I don’t care anymore”
This is a must watch for K-drama lovers


2. You’re Beautiful

This drama is about a girl who wants to become a nun, but (surprise, surprise) she’s taken to a music company to replace her idol twin brother (Who wasn’t able to work because of a mistake done to his eye/s during his plastic surgery? Da heck?).
She totally sounds and acts like a girl, she also has a feminine face, but it’s not too bad so we’ll give her that.
Anyways, we got this super popular group of 3 + our girl in disguise - Go Minam - trying to survive with the three (thirsty for her) men.
If anything, JUST WATCH IT FOR JEREMY


3. The Strongest Kpop Survival

This one’s a hilarious flop if we look realistically, but you should watch it anyways because it’s fantastic entertainment!

The main character is a loud girl who becomes a trainee and pretends to be a guy to become a successful… RAPPER.
Let’s point out the obvious:
         She doesn’t bind her breasts (or not effectively…)
         She raps with the highest pitched voice ever
         She’s a little too laid back about everything so how can they possibly not find out
She does however look and dress more like a boy, and of course, that’s a plus in those dramas!
Anyways, it’s a very interesting drama and it had me crying from laughter, you should totally check it out if you haven’t!


4. Ma Boy

This one’s a twist, because it’s a guy pretending to be a girl!
While he may look more like a board in a skirt, it was understandable considering it’s more difficult for a guy to be a girl, right?
This one’s a short comedy consisting of about 3 episodes. It’s cute, funny and heartwarming without all the tear-jerking drama in it.
You won’t shed a tear watching this one, unless it’s from laughter!


5. Secret Garden

This is one of my all time favorite dramas.
It has it all - comedy, drama, love, and even quite a bit of that dirty humor
This drama was a big hit in Korea, and it’s not difficult to notice why. As you start, you are automatically immersed in this drama!

Gul Raim is a stuntwoman and Kim Joowon is a high-end department store CEO. Joowon can’t understand why he keeps thinking about her. Meanwhile Raim wants to get rid of Joowon.
A weird occurance on Jeju island causes them both to swich bodies! Raim becomes Joowon and vice versa!
How does this affect their jobs, families, life and love?


6. Nail Shop Paris

I don’t know what to say. The lead actress in this drama was SO OBVIOUS. She has the face of a pretty girl, she often wore female clothing in front of everyone, she has a high pitched voice, but most importantly, she wore skinny jeans 24/7 which made her curves all the more visible.
With her tiny girly posture, it is difficult to say she looks a tad bit like a guy, but it was a drama with interesting characters! It is really worth watching!

So the main character wants to become a successful author and she needed inspiration for the main male character in her story. So she decided “I should work in the nail shop where the hot dream guy works so I can spy on him not so nonchalantly!”


I know there was more gender bender dramas that I’ve watched, but I can’t remember them at all! I’m sorry!
I hope you found something interesting here though!

thathawaiianchick  asked:

"Shit are you bleeding?" And SOUMAKO. I don't know why. I just want one of them to say it

Here you go dear! Hope you enjoy ^-^

Sousuke didn’t know why he thought his plan would work, Makoto always saw through him. That was how he ended up in this position in the first place.  He was working a little late that night, trying to stop an armed robbery and a stray bullet just barely grazed his leg. Sure, it was only a little cut but it still hurt like hell, not to mention it had him limping a little bit. After getting his leg patched up, Sousuke made his way home, making sure to hide the cut in his pants. “Makoto,” Sousuke called to his lover, “I’m home.” He closed the door and saw the lights on in the living room. Makoto did have a tendency to stay up waiting for him until he got home, especially if it was late at night.  “Welcome back, Sou!” The green eyed angel made his way towards the entrance of their shared apartment, giving his boyfriend a welcome back hug and kiss. “How did work go?”  “It was the same as usual, just had to stay out a little late,” Sousuke tried his best to hide the limp from his worry wart of a boyfriend, making his way towards the couch without wincing.  His efforts went to waste as he felt his cut start to hurt, maybe trying to hide the limp and walking like it was the most effortless thing to do made the wound open up. He mumbled a string of curse words as he laid down on the couch, Makoto in the kitchen making him some tea. Makoto stopped at the foot of the couch, tea and tray in hand, “Sou…” Said man was brought back to the present, the worry evident on his boyfriends face, “Sou..did you get hurt tonight?”  Sousuke probably should have told him the truth; he couldn’t help the next words that came out of his mouth, “Of course I didn’t, what makes you say that?”  When Sousuke’s health was concerned, Makoto wouldn’t have any of it until he knew the taller man was 100% alright. That being said, Sousuke should have watched what he said, “Sousuke Yamazaki, don’t you lie to me.” The harding in his angel’s otherwise soft spoken voice worried Sousuke. In fact, it scared him a bit. He shouldn’t be afraid of his dear angel but when Makoto got like that, he knew it wasn’t good for him.  Sousuke made it an effort to sit up on the couch, his leg sending a flash of pain that made him suck in a breathe and wince just a bit.” “Shit, Sousuke, are you bleeding?” Makoto’s voice softened a little, still having a serious edge to it, “Why didn’t you tell me?”  As he made his way towards the medical kit they kept in the bathroom, he heard Sousuke say something about it not being that bad and some bank robbery. It would be stupid for Sousuke to keep up the lie, so he just told Makoto everything as the slightly shorter man cleaned his wound and bandaged him up. “Sousuke,” Makoto said, hand rubbing up and down the injured leg lightly, “Please don’t try to hide something like this.” Given that this wasn’t the first time Sousuke tried to pull something past his cat loving boyfriend, he decided that he should agree. “Yea, alright.” Makoto looked up with green eyes full of worry and hurt, he didn’t want his lover to hide anything from him and the fact that he did made Makoto think he wasn’t trusted. Sousuke flinched at the hurt, he knew he was the cause; he said the one thing he knew Makoto would believe him once he said it: “I promise.” Promises by those two were not to be broken. They both cherished promises to the fullest, Makoto knew that. The hurt gone, but worry still in his eyes, “Thank you.” They shared a small smile before getting comfortable to spend the night on the couch, neither wanted to move.