man this movie got me so bad

Spider-Man (spoilers)

Okay so I just got back from Spider-Man and lemme tell you IT WAS INCREDIBLE but I wanted to talk about something no one is talking about. Thought the movie, Peter has this overwhelming urge to help everyone, like he immediately lets the bad guys go to save the sandwich shop and like he saves the vulture and the first thing he asks Tony is if everyone is okay on the ferry. It’s so new and so pure and wonderful and it really made me love Tom Hollands Peter Parker (not like I did t love him in civil war) but it was so real and so precious. And everything about him was so real like he was so scared of Michael Keaton when he saw he was Liz’s dad and when he was trapped and the fact that he used Spider-Man so inspire himself and it was so pure and I loved it.

Honestly I think my first impression coming out of civil war was “uh, that’s probably not right but since I don’t care enough to actually think about the plot; TEAM CAP!”

Am I Enough PT 3

Bucky X Reader

Summary: Bucky has hurt you, so you run away. Seeing no other option but the team can’t just give you up. It’s time for an intervention.

Warnings: angst but now fluff

A/N: Apologizes for the long wait. I was lacking words and didn’t want the story to fall flat. We finally get a back from the angst. Some fluff for you. Enjoy!

“Who knew? Did anyone know about this? Or did everyone know and just not say anything? No, they would have told me. I don’t understand, any of this. I love you and you still did all of it. No one forced you to do it, did my love mean so little to you that… No I don’t care it’s been done and from the looks of it, it’s been done many, many times. So why couldn’t you just end it either me or her. Did you really think you would get away with it? Be able to be with  both of us until you figured out which one you wanted the most?“ 


BUCKY POV


The team had been whispering to each other, making plans, when Bucky entered a room they hush up and send him glares. Not that he could blame them, he had screwed up. In fact he wasn’t sure how he could fix it. They had left this morning stating they had mission to go on, but he wasn’t allowed to come. He watched them leave turning back to the now near empty living quarters. 

He had taken Sam’s advice seriously, and from what he could see, was only (Y/N). Every place he sat and went was a memory of them or her. The bench in the park as he went on his run. She had been sitting there when he had gotten distracted and tripped landing face first in front of her. He remembered the snort that came out of her mouth quickly followed by her hand covering her mouth, before she quickly got up and offered him a hand up. He got pulled into the memory of their first meeting.

“Sir, are you alright?” She offered her hand to him, pulling him up. He brushed himself off. “Oh dear you’ve scrapped your knees let me find you a bandaid.“ 

While she turned he took her in, she wasn’t anything special to look at. Her (Y/H/C) hair fell in her face as she scrounged through her bag looking. From the brief glimpse as she pulled him up, her eyes were a nice shade of (Y/E/C). She was dressed causally nothing too fitted but not baggy, she looked comfy. 

 She started to pull things out of her bag still digging. Finally pulling out a bag she forced him to sit. Insisting she help him. If only she knew who she was talking to, a freaking soldier, and assassin that had always had to fix himself up. You had him patched and quickly packed you bag. Scurrung away from him, only leaving him with a view of your backpack. 

That darn bag it was almost attached to her, he remembered. The bag would change from time to time but you were seldom without it. She always said "You never know when you’re going to need something." 

More times than not she had something to help everyone. Tissues, wipes, and even a few games for when they got stuck somewhere. The team had quickly started to rely on her for the things you needed. (Y/N) became an essential for all Avenger outings, he recounted the many ways she worked to become each person’s friend. Creating something unique for each one, something that was strictly between the two. 

Bucky had tried to keep her a secret at first not really wanting to share his new friend with the team. She was something so normal and yet so perfect, the way she handled the things he told her, to treating him like everyone else. He was just another person, another friend she could have. 

So where had he got wrong where had he messed up and thought he could use you like he did? 


(Y/N) POV


You stretched, sore from sleeping in a slightly awkward position. Suddenly you felt arms around you tightening from you stirring. You crack your eyes open, heavy from the crying and itchy from dryness, your gaze is met by Steve. 

"Hey you’re awake." 

You nod moving to sit up. It’s then that there is a subtle noise filling your apartment. Turning your head you are met with the team stuffed in your room. Sam is even half in the bathroom to make room. You widen your eyes trying to take them in. You turn back to Steve checking that what you really see is true and not just a figment. Though from how each is behaving they are without a doubt real. 

They turn to look at you taking you in. "Not that I didn’t miss you guys but what are you all doing in my house?" 

"We’re on a mission!” Tony states stepping forward. 

“Huh, what kind of mission?” You ask, you didn’t think there was a Hydra base around here, but wouldn’t put it past them. 

“A really important mission. We are calling it Operation: Get (Y/N) Back and Beat Barnes Up For What He Did.” He states proudly. The rest if the team is shaking their heads obviously they hadn’t agreed to the name or all the details in the plan. 

You really had nothing to say to that. You couldn’t help but feel joy at the fact that they had come to get you, choosing you over Bucky. Steve presses on your shoulder turning your attention back to him. 

“Excluding what Tony said, you are our friend and we are here to help you. I know Bucky hurt you, I’m not condoning any of his actions but you didn’t have to leave like you did. Do you know how worried we were to suddenly find you had disappeared? You took all your things and left. I get you didn’t want to stay but you could’ve at least told us you were going.” He has put on his Captain America voice and firmly holding you so you don’t look away. By the end all you can do is nod, no you shouldn’t have done it. But there was a part of you that was glad you did. 

Tony claps his hands, drawing attention once again to himself. “Now that that’s all settled let’s get you packed up and back to New York.” The team starts to move, collecting items near them. 

“Whoa,” you stand holding up your hands to cease all further movement. “Who said I was going anywhere, I happen to have a two month lease and right now I don’t really feel like going back to New York. This is where I live now." 

They stare at you like you had grown a third head, "But the operation, we came to get you.” Tony says swinging his hands to indicate the team. 

“I know and I’m glad you did but,” you hold up you’re hand to stop Tony from speaking, “What he did to me doesn’t go away that quickly. He meant everything to me every single spot in Manhattan, heck all of New York City reminds me of him. I can’t just go back, let alone see him." 

Sam comes forward now, making Tony back up. "We aren’t asking for you to forgive him, we just hate to see you separate yourself and give up your life because of what he did.” He can see you getting agitated shaking your head. You couldn’t go back not yet. “(Y/N) let’s take a walk. Alright? It’s getting a little crowded and warm in here.”


You nod, taking the hand he has offered you. You head out walking to a park. You come to a bench sit down, Sam next to you. Quiet settles over the two of you, until you remember first meeting Bucky. 

“You know,” Sam perks up leaning toward you slightly. “Bucky and I first met in a park like this. I was sitting on a bench, I had a random day off and decided to take in a little nature. So there I am reading when he comes and trips over himself landing right in front of me. You should have seen him, faceplant right there, so of course I laughed. I felt bad and had to cover it up. When I pulled him up, man, the sun hit his eyes just right and it took my breath away." 

You got drawn into the memory, but continue to speak, forgetting for a moment everything that has happened since. 

"He was handsome, drop dead gorgeous, and I remember thinking that this must be some sort of prank because this doesn’t happen to girls like me. It happens in the movies or to the pretty girls. I had to look down, didn’t want to get caught up in something that could never happen. Huh, I should have kept to that thinking shouldn’t I?” She chuckled to herself before continuing. “I noticed he was bleeding so I went to my bag for bandaids. As luck would have it I couldn’t find them. So there I was embarrassing myself with this gorgeous man because I couldn’t find a stupid box of bandaids.


Sam laughs at this, this was so different from the way Bucky told the story. From his account you had saved his life single handedly with that bag of your. 

"I finally found them, had to make him sit down before I could put them on. He was stubborn wanted to do it himself. He didn’t quite know that I’m just as stubborn as he is. After I fixed him up I patted his leg and told him all good to go. It was then I realized I had put on princess bandaids. Man, if a person could die of embarrassment I would have then. I packed my bag up and scurried away before he noticed." 

Sam is laughing, your version was so much better than Bucky’s. He remembered that day, heck he was the one that pointed them out. He had complimented him on his taste in first aid bandages. He had just looked down saying someone had helped him. He went on to wear them for the rest of the day not caring about any other comments. 

You grew quite after your heart clenching painfully as you see how far you had come. This time it was Sam that broke the air. "I can’t possibly understand what you’re going through, but I’m here to help. I need you to believe that and to let me. Bucky wasn’t right in any fashion for what he did. Everyone knows that, but the reason they came here is because they didn’t want to lose you. They have lost so much, after knowing you and you becoming a friend to each of us, we aren’t going to just give you up. We are going to fight to make this right. You belong back with us. If you need time they will respect that, they may not agree but they will understand why.” He looks at you gauging your reaction to his words before continuing. 

“When you left it felt like we had lost someone all over again. That is hard, especially when in the business we are in one of may not come back. It is almost an unspoken rule to not get attached to anything or anyone outside of what we do. But you were an exception. You didn’t really give us an option for it either. I can’t count the number of times you have been there for me personally. Every hard mission, every life event you were a phone call or less away. I can’t thank you enough. I won’t lose that with you. I want … no need you to come back. I am though willing to wait for you because you mean that much to me." 

He leans over taking you into his arms, you realize that your crying. When you had left you hadn’t thought about how it would effect your friends. You needed them just as much as they needed you. You really didn’t have as close as friends as them anywhere else. 

"I’m sorry.” You sob to him clinging to his form. 

“Hey none of that you cry I’m going to cry. You don’t want to see me cry.” He rubs your back, gently shushing you. You relax in his grip as the tears slow but you don’t let go, not yet. You needed his comfort and his understanding. 

Time passes and you separate taking a deep breath. You look at him seeing his smile and triggering one of your own. 

“There’s my girl. Now let’s get you home and kick all these people out and grab some grub.” You chuckle and nod in agreement. 

Heading back to your apartment with Sam beside you, arm wrapped over your shoulder you knew you would be OK it would just take time. The best part was though was the friends you would have beside you. 

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anonymous asked:

What do you think of the whole "you're not a real Marvel fan if you only watch the movies"? I haven't gotten into the comics because they seem so confusing to me???? But I do really like the movies, however I'm like scared to bring it up with people or even buy merchandise because I don't want to be ridiculed. This is so stupid, omg, and so out of left field, but I was just curious on your opinion!

I got into Marvel because of the movies. The only comics I’ve actually read are Iron Man Noir, and I haven’t even finished it. Everything else is gleaned from wikipedia.

People who say that are “gatekeepers.” They think that to like something you need to know everything about it.

Gatekeepers are the worst. It’s like it’s bad enough that I can’t walk into a super hero movie without guys muttering to themselves that I’m just there because my boyfriend brought me (no), I’m just there for the hot actors (NO), or I’m actually there to scope out a guy to be my boyfriend (NO!!!!!!), but then there’s the added idea that you are not ALLOWED to enjoy a thing?

So to all the “you’re not a real Marvel fan if you only watch the movies” people: Get the fuck outta here. Like Stan Lee even cares as long as people are enjoying themselves.

Changes in the Wind ~ Chapter One

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Originally posted by jaredsnuggles

Prologue  

Summary: Y/N L/N has just gotten her big break into the world of acting with an Oscar nominated role in a hit new movie. Everything is looking up for Hollywood’s newest favorite as she lands an audition for a movie, reading with the Sam Winchester. Unfortunately for Sam, first impressions can be tough, especially with an older brother newly checked into rehab clouding your thoughts… Though Sam is mesmerized instantly by Y/N’s talent and personality, she is left to believe he’s a stuck up, rich actor with a superiority complex. Sam is determined to work with her, and decides he has to mend things between them at the upcoming Academy Awards. Will he succeed in winning her over?


Y/N walked purposefully down the studio hallway, bag over her shoulder and phone in hand. Her heart was pounding in anticipation.

“So it’s basically a Jane Austen adaptation?” Katie asked through the phone.

“Well, no. That would have been the only other thing to make me want to do this movie even more. It is a period romance though. I would be playing the heroine, a woman in the mid 1800s who moves from the south to New York and wants to be a journalist.”

“Let me guess, Sam Winchester is set to play your romantic interest?” Katie says with a teasing tone.

“Exactly. He’s the handsome editor of the paper she works for. I can’t believe they asked for me specifically for this part…well, I can’t believe we’re going to the Oscars next week either, but-” Y/N rambled, still struggling to grasp the idea of her newfound fame.

“I can. I am fully willing to say that I wrote a damn good movie, and you were amazing in it.” Katie assured.

Y/N took a deep breath, “Thanks Katie, you keep me sane.”

“Don’t I know it. Now go get ‘em! Oh, and try not to drool too much over Sam, yeah?”

“I’m hanging up now!” Y/N giggled, hanging up as an official looking woman came to greet her. The woman wore an ID badge that said ‘Ellen Harvelle.’ She fixed Y/N with a smile and shook her hand.

“It’s lovely to meet you, Ms. L/N. I’m Ellen Harvelle, executive producer on the film. I’ve spoken with your agent, Charlie, over the phone. We’re very excited at the possibility of you joining the project.” The older woman smiled.

“Please, just call me Y/N. I’m so excited at the opportunity. I was a little overwhelmed by the scripts I was sent while we were doing press for Whirlwind, but this one really caught my eye. I’ve been a sucker for period romances since I was in high school.” She said, earnestly.

“You and me both,” Ellen chuckled, “Now, if you’ll follow me, we’ll be doing the audition and screen test through here.”

Y/N followed Ellen, smoothing her skirt and making sure her simple blouse was tucked in, trying to ensure the best impression possible. The room wasn’t too crowded, and Ellen took Y/N around, introducing her to everyone. The director was a funny and very friendly man named Gabriel Novak who put Y/N instantly at ease.

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Didn’t have much time, so quick sketches only.I imagine watching a movie with Blitzwing can be very nice, exhausting and entertaining at the same time. And then you can have a discussion about the movie with a guy that has three different opinions on it!

Also, the Lego Movie finally came to theaters around here and I got to see it and I’m kinda in love with it and I hope you can forgive me this little addition here. I also think Blitzwing could identify with Bad Cop. Bad Cop knows the struggle, man.

While watching the final battle in Wonder Woman, I got this theory

So Ares is the god of war, yeah yeah we all know this, but he says something that struck me: he called himself the god of truth. And this got me thinking, what if he’s right? What if he is the god or truth?
Everyone hates him because he killed the other gods and they blame him for war and for corrupting humans, but I find that when you hate someone you tend to exaggerate what they did wrong and negative feelings towards someone tends to warp ideas. So what if he was actually just trying to show the truth behind man, that humans are naturally just bad. To back this up more Diana by the end if the movie says man is as bad as Ares says, but they are more. She says each person has to choose their path to be bad or good. (I would use quotes but the movie is still in theaters so I can’t rip).

But then if Ares is the god of truth, who is the god of war? My prediction: Diana herself.

Let’s take a look at the very beginning of her life. From a young age she has always been obsessed with fighting and learning to be a warrior. She got so excited to hear the stories of war, fascinated by it all. One could say she was so interested because that was all that was around her, but I would say that’s not the only reason. The amount of excitement she had was just too much to be from exposure, which also remember her mother tried to encourage her to grow up as a child and shelter her from training.

Then when she was older she dove head first into battle. It’s true she was naive about what war was like, but even when at the front she carried on. She even seemed to enjoy the fight, I know you all saw that sly grin. She enjoyed the battle, she loved to fight.

She was created to fight and kill Ares, she was born to go to war because we all know with Ares there was going to be a war.

I believe she is the true God of war. Yes she wishes to help people and save innocent lives, but we all know how much she enjoys fighting. It’s painted all over her face.

So what do you guys think? Anyone agree or disagree with my theory? Have anything to add?

I also may make this a YouTube video if enough people are interested.

One Faithful Night with Jin

One Faithful Night with Jin

Parts: One

Pairing: Seokjin x Y/N

Genre: Drama, romance

Word count: 11.953

Synopsis: Meeting Jin from bts seemed the best thing that had ever happened but who would have thought you ended up hating him.



“Wait for a second mom, I can’t hear you,” you yelled into the phone. You were at a club when you got a call from your mother. “Where are you?”

“I’m at a club, I forgot to call you when we landed, I’m sorry.”

“That’s okay, I’m happy you are okay.”

“I’m fine, don’t worry.”

“I won’t love, have fun in Korea but please be careful.”

“Of course, I will call you when I go home, Love you.” you just hung up because, to be honest, you couldn’t hear the half of what she was saying. “Ya Y/N, get back in here!” Your friend Yoona texted, which was ridiculous as she was a few feet away.

“Arasso!” You texted back but the minute you wanted to walk back into the club you bumped into someone, which made you stumble back and even fall down. “Ya look where you going!” you yelled this but became speechless when you saw who you bumped into. It was Jin from bts who was looking at you annoyed, he was even more handsome in real life it really wasn’t fair. The world stopped for a second and then embarrassment washed over, you just yelled at a member of your favorite Kpop group, how disrespectful.

“Oh god, I’m so sorry.” You were brushing off his shirt when he grabbed your hands to stop you. You felt the spark but before you could register it, he had already let go of you. “It’s okay but you shouldn’t walk and text.” you nodded in agreement and as he walked past you, you could smell the faint perfume that he was wearing, which was intoxicating, you couldn’t help but stare at him when he suddenly stopped and glanced back, which made you even redder because now you were caught staring.

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Rain and Sickness (Bucky Barnes x Female Reader)

//Author’s note: Hey y’all! Back at it again with another fanfic! This time, a Bucky Barnes one… There’s a lot of fluff and it’s also kinda cheesy, but that’s just who I am soooo. Anyway, enjoy!

Fandom: The Avengers
Word count: 656
Warnings: Fluff. Lots of fluff…

Once again. Once again was she standing in the middle of the rain. She knew it was a bad idea, and the she was freezing. But she loved it. The rain. It was calming.

“(Y/N)!”, Bucky yelled. She looked at him, smiling widely. “What are you doing? You could get sick”, he sounded so worried, and she giggled at him.

“Why do you worry so much, Buck? It’s nice. And I won’t get sick”. She looked him in the eyes. His concerned features disappeared and he began smiling too.

“You’re crazy, you know that right?”, he laughed. He loved her. And she, him. They were in love, and that is why he just stood there in the middle of the street with her, laughing and giggling like two crazy people.

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Hello there, fellow Stoph lovers! I finally found the guts to open a Tumblr and share my love for my not-so-hidden crush. ❤
I suppose I have to introduce myself, sooo…howdy! I’m Letizia (which actually means Happiness but who cares), 16 years old, I’m from Italy and I’ve been loving this Austrian man for…1 year I guess. Yeah, I watched my first Tarantino movie one year ago, ‘twas Inglorious Basterds, and I’m one of the poor useless girls who got to know him through his “big” debut. Aaanyway, he’s my first celebrity crush, so I don’t know if all the stuff I feel when I look at him is normal 😳
The only thing I know for sure is that he’s been making my days better since the first movie. I was a pretty sad and depressive girl back then, I had bad thoughts in my head almost every second, but after I started browsing through the web to find more and more pictures of this awesome man I instantly felt better and his “joi de vivre” infected me too! I’ve been following his tag on Tumblr for a while now, and this place is my primary happiness source, so yay, I love you all~
Ahem…especially @christophfanalways, @waitingforwaltz, @reinaiwaltz and @waltzed-away, but I could name many more. So, as a “please accept me” gift, I present you today’s issue of Icon, the italian magazine with fresh Waltz pics. I can post more and translate, if required.
Smooches 💗

Dylan O'Brien Imagine

 You walked around your room not really knowing what to do. It was a friday night your house empty. and just too silent. As you walked by your room window, you notices Dylan. He was sitting on the ground right in front of your house. Dylan was playing with his shoes, you could see that something was  on his mind.

Walking out of the house you could hear Dylin talking to him self. To you it was a signe of stress and regret.

“This is stupid. I’m stupid” he said as you came up to him.

“What’s going on Dylan? Trying to recreate a scene from The Notebook?” you said when getting close to him.

“Yeah, I thought it would be fun thing to do on a friday night. Maybe it could be a great way to apologize to my best friend for being a total ass. But now when I say it out loud I sound and like a weirdo or a homeless man sitting in front of someone house.” you laughed at his on revelation and sat next to him.

“I’m not mad at you Dylan. I know you’ve been having some hard working days. You have a lot of stress. Like you said I’m your best friend, so I totaly get it. Now how about we go inside, watch a bad movie or you want to sit here and wait till a car comes?” he laughed, got up and helped you get up. the two of you slowly walked to your house.

“Thank you (Y/N). Thank you for putting up with me and for partly recreating The Notbook with me”

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         || You were always there watching me… ||

Walking and walking, talking to myself, just another book that was lost in it’s shelf. As I fell on my knees and began to cry, a dim light shined behind me, that had caught my eye. Turning to see what had appeared, a trail of bright candles that all seemed sincere. Standing back up to follow the path, without knowing what lied ahead nor the aftermath. There, I stopped to look up and see, a warm and familiar face that brought me back to reality.
I was never truely alone. 
                       Because…
You were there, always there watching me.
“Welcome home, Kaneki.”

Wonder Woman review

The DC movie universe has always garnered mixed reactions from audiences, and I am absolutely no exception. Man of Steel I thought was an okay movie; Batman v Superman I think had a lot good about it, but also a lot of really stupid stuff, namely Jesse Eisenberg and the constant unrelenting dialogue; and Suicide Squad, a film that I love, I cannot deny was anything other than a hot, trashy mess. And seriously, this whole time, I got this feeling that DC was just trying to ape on the Marvel style with its big crossover shared universe stuff, which it jumped into before establishing things better. And that got me thinking: Why do they want to be Marvel so bad? Can’t they just… be DC?

With Wonder Woman, DC has decided to be DC. In fact, they have decided to go back to their roots, a and emulate the father of modern superhero cinema: Superman, the Christopher Reeves film. Patty Jenkins and Zach Snyder managed to pull off an incredible feat here; they put old-timey themes and sensibilities together with modern styles and create not just the greatest film DC has pumped out since The Dark Knight, but easily one of the best and most refreshing superhero films ever.

Before I get into why that is, let’s take a look at the story: Diana is the princess of Themyscira, the island of the legendary Amazon warriors. There’s something special about her, but it seems her mother, the queen, is sheltering her from her destiny… and then Steve Trevor crashes in and opens Diana’s eyes. There’s a war going on in the outside world, and she believes it is her duty to go out there and slay Ares, the god of war who in ancient times apparently poisoned humanity into fighting and violence. So Diana grabs the god-killing sword, the shield, the lasso, and heads out with Trevor to London, where the assemble a ragtag group of multicultural misfits to go into Belgium and stop the war once and for all. Can Wonder Woman save the day, or is Earth doomed to an eternal war?

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satanic-koala  asked:

WHO CATCALLED YOU I WILL DO BAD THINGS >8( NO ONE INSULTS YOUR LOVELY FACE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

O my dude it was just this shitty guy in the theatre

Like I got off my shift and noticed my buddy and his “friend” were hanging in one of the movies so I just watched the rest of the movie with him. But as we were leaving his friend kept commenting about my tits and thighs and my coworker was like “what the hell man”

It was really damaging for me cause I’m this person who just laughs off uncomfortable situations but on the way home I felt like throwing up

The signs as lesser known Lana Del Rey songs

Aries: Driving In Cars With Boys
“They say I’m wasting time, they said that I’m no good
Summer of my life, not doing what I should
Call me poison ivy ‘cause I’m far from good
Pretty from afar, like a dark star”

Taurus: Hit and Run
“You know this world is mean.
Nothing’s for free,
It’s money and technology.
Together we’d be deadly.”

Gemini: Last Girl On Earth
“No one lives forever,
But that’s no reason to give up
Don’t you wanna fall in love?”

Cancer: Velvet Crowbar
“Styrofoam on the microphone
Can’t give it up, can’t go it alone
Flame colored paradise for you darling
But death doesn’t come with a warning”

Leo: Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight
“I’m the sweetest girl in town so
Why are you so mean?
When you gonna ditch that stupid bitch you got?
It’s me you should be seeing”

Virgo: Queen of Disaster
“When I saw your face it was incredible,
Painted on my soul, it was indelible.
We celebrate our twisted fate,
We’re the broken ones”

Libra: Every Man Gets His Wish
“I learned how to make love from the movies
He found me waitressing at Ruby Tuesdays
He said I wanna buy you a classic white milk shake
I said I’ll serve you up a special side of heartbreak”

Scorpio: Kinda Outta Luck
“I was born bad
But then I met you
You made me nice for a while
But my dark side’s true”

Sagittarius: Jealous Girl
“Baby, I’m a gangsta too and it takes two to tango
You don’t wanna’ dance with me
Honey, I’m in love with you if you don’t feel the same,
Boy, you don’t wanna’ mess with me”

Capricorn: Prom Song (Gone Wrong)
“So far we are safe in the dark
And I never dreamed that I’d be the queen
And I’d be so happy that I could die.”

Aquarius: Heavy Hitter
“I’m the Queen of Alchemy
I know a way to make gold by mixing our souls to escape reality”

Pisces: Serial Killer
“Baby, I’m a sociopath,
Sweet serial killer.
On the warpath,
'Cause I love you
Just a little too much.”

Jason Isaacs SPECIAL EDITION - Weirdly Attractive Villains #8

Hi-dilly-ho, followerinos. I hope you’re all doing okily dokily today. Your hair looks nice, and you smell divine. You’re making all the right choices in life and you make the world happy. 

Now that your daily boost of complimentary self-esteem is out of the way, it’s time for a SPECIAL JASON ISAACS THREE-IN-ONE EDITION of Weirdly Attractive Villains! 

He’s sassy, he’s nasty, and he plays the villain a lot. So here they are!

#1 Captain Hook from Peter Pan

I know what you’re thinking: Ashley, what the fuck is Peter Pan doing on this list? 

Have you seen Peter Pan? The entire film is centered around an immortal boy child who kidnaps three children from their home in Edwardian London and takes them to Neverland. Therein, is Captain Hook, whose exploits include murdering his own crew, and stalling his ship from its rightful pastime of plundering other ships while he attempts to locate and kill a band of other immortal boy children, headed by the boy who cut off his hand. 

Ergo, Captain Hook’s life’s work will be the brutal slaying of Peter Pan. 

They’re always after me hands an’ arms. 

Why is he weirdly attractive?

Look at him.

He has nicer hair than I do. 

He’s absolutely gorgeous. But, then, Jason Isaacs is an attractive man. He’s rugged and stylish. 

And he ain’t got time for any shit. 

More to the point: Captain Hook was one of my first movie bad-guy crushes. The film came out when I was eleven and almost immediately, I was like, “Oh, my God. He is so cute. I love him.” (I was already familiar with Jason Isaacs by that point, but we’ll get to that in a little bit.)

Obviously some wonderful gif master thought so too. 

So, I was absolutely in love with him. And I’ll show you exactly why. 

This. This is why. 

In one of the more strange parts of the movie, Captain Hook basically seduces Wendy to hurt Peter, (which is essentially a metaphor for her growing into a woman as her attraction for boyish Peter wavers as she begins to succumb the more manly Captain Hook,) and offers to take her on as a storyteller/pirate named Red Handed Jill, to which she readily agrees. 

It’d be hotter if she wasn’t 12…

But, as an eleven-year-old with no friends and a bad haircut, all I could dream of was the dashing Captain coming to whisk me away on his pirate ship. I’d have been all over that. I can’t believe she chose Peter and love and honesty and hope and all of that. 

Wrong. You chose wrong, Wendy. 

#2 Lucius Malfoy from the Harry Potter series

Once again, he has better hair than me. 

I’m a lot of things. A humanitarian, a snappy dresser, and a serious Harry Potter nerd. (No, seriously; you don’t understand. I have a Potter tattoo, I went to all the book and movie releases. I got in line at 8:00 AM the morning before the midnight showing for the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 dressed as Luna Lovegood - along with Bellatrix and Hermione - with homemade Chocolate Frogs, Cockroach Clusters and Butterbeer. I went to the theme park in Florida and hyperventilated while I gross sobbed.)

Even before Captain Hook [seductive purring] there was the luscious lovely Lucius Malfoy. 

I’m not into bigots, racists or supremacists. I just think he’s sexy. 

Why is he weirdly attractive? 

Do I even need to list reasons?

He does absolutely nothing of merit until the end of the final book when he’s fallen from grace with the Dark Lord and abandons the cause, along with his Narcissa, to find Draco and get the fuck out of there because no bigoted cause is worth that nonsense. Essentially, they drop all the death eater shit and break off ties with Voldemort. (Every other time he’s an asshead who causes problems for everyone and almost kills Ginny with the evil enchanted diary.)

But goddamn does he look fiiiiiine throwing a spell. 

#3 Colonel William Tavington from The Patriot

This is, again, an instance of him playing a character that doesn’t do a single decent thing through nearly three hours of film. 

He shoots Mel Gibson’s son. 

Demonstrates a complete lack of morals.

He drinks. 

He still has nicer hair than me. 

Kills an entire town of innocent civilians by putting them in a church and burning it to the ground.

Kills Mel Gibson’s other son. 

And then Mel Gibson kills him with a bayonet. 

Why is he weirdly attractive? 

He’s - like - a really bad British man, but he’s just really pretty…

Look at how blue his eyes are. 

It’s horrible, I know it’s horrible, but look at him. He’s just really hot. For a mean British man with no ethical integrity…

So, there you have it: three weirdly attractive Jason Isaacs villains. 

Ladies and gentlemen, Hook…

You’re just lonely. Love me. 

Malfoy…

You’re a bigot, but you can change. Love me. 

and Tavington.

You’re just a bad man, Tavington. Love me. 

Just had a little date with my husband cause seriously I hard core needed that shit. Chinese dinner and the new Power Rangers movie in bed. I’m married to the greatest man ever let me tell ya. So I’m thinking I’m going shower and than maybe do some writing. I’ve got a little bit of writers block on where I want to start with this next series.
Also thinking about rewriting Ticking Time Bomb just for kicks cause it needs it so bad. Hahaha.